One day I was LPQing, and maybe 2 or 3 parties total was waiting around for that wonderful OUT!!!!!. I was spam tracking, and I noticed something weird. The party had been in crack for 10 minutes or more. That might not be something strange to you, but I had a feeling that they weren’t a noob party. No way, no how. So I pointed it out to my party. And someone came up with the strangest idea.

Whisper the person.

After some hesitation, I metaphorically put my hand up and whispered [censored] to hurry up. He started calling me noob and a nice number of PG-13 words.

The rest is practically history, but they ended up popping out and getting back in.

But that’s not what I’m here to talk about. Kinda.

The other day, I was checking my BasilMarket auctions. And you know what? I had won an auction I had desperately needed. I was EXTREMELY excited. But then, I looked to the right. And there it was.

[censored].

I hope he doesn’t remember me.

[EDIT: Nope. [censored] didn’t remember me. And I still use him as track!]

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