The Ninja, yesterday, and you.

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The Ninja thinks that it is high time for storytime.

Thus, he shall chronicle a time of much suffering, pain, hardship, and indigestion.

He shall speak of his day yesterday.

Four score and two ye- Oh drat. That’s part of the Ninja’s inaugural speech for when he becomes President of the World. Again, you saw nothing.

It was early in the morning, yesterday, when the Ninja awoke from a long, refreshing 2 hour night’s sleep. He stretched, and there were no survivors. Upon rising from the bed, he went into the restroom, brushed his Ninja teeth (even got behind the Ninja molars) and went into the kitchen, searching for something with which he could fill his empty stomach with.

Upon the table were the shreds of his waffle box, from the previous morn. Oh drat. There weren’t any waffles. It seemed like the Ninja would have to flip out, and kill his way to the grocery store. Wait… what is that? Oh my. The Ninja spotted only three things for which he could eat for breakfast. He looked at the first, then tossed it away. Who the heck wants to eat Mixed Asian Vegetables?! They are not even good at lunch or dinner. The Ninja shrugged, cut the bag to bits, and threw it away. Feh. He picked up the second, and mused. Green eggs? Ham? The Ninja does not like them in a box.
The Ninja does not like them with a fox.
The Ninja does not like them in a house.
The Ninja does not like them with a mouse.
The Ninja does not like them here or there.
The Ninja does not like them anywhere.
The Ninja does not like green eggs and ham.
The Ninja does not like them, Sam-I-am.

The Ninja did not really feel in the mood for green eggs and ham. He put them back in the fridge.

The only other thing to eat was … oh my. Pancake batter. The Ninja would have to resort to evil for fullness. Was it a worthwhile tradeoff? The Ninja sighed. One must do what one must do. But he was gonna hafta flip out later in atonement.

He then cooked up the pancakes and [censored for lack of waffles.]

Looking rather green, the Ninja stumbled back to the computer room, and went internet surfing.

He looked up the news, found nothing worthwhile, and went on MS. There, he met about 5 stalker fans from the website, and dispatched them all. The Ninja does not have a fan base. Atleast, not anymore.

And thus went on the day, when, upon finishing with school, the Ninja had mounds of homework. Again, oh drat.

The Ninja finished it quickly (read “scribbled THE NINJA” for every answer) and checked his checklist. Yippee, he only had one coup de etat to finish off. He strapped on his full Ninja gear, katana and shurikens, and. . .

To BE CONTINUED.

14 thoughts on “The Ninja, yesterday, and you.”

  1. your such a bum o.O
    quests are made to be hard, not easy, dummy.
    as for the conrtols, you can set them where you want. would you rather have easy controls, or messed ones you cant change.

  5. They see me mowin’, my front lawn
    I know they’re all thinkin’ I’m so white & nerdy
    Think I’m just too white & nerdy
    Think I’m just too white & nerdy
    Can’t ya see I’m white & nerdy?
    Look at me, I’m white & nerdy
    I wanna roll with, the gangstas
    But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white & nerdy
    Think I’m just too white & nerdy
    I’m just too white & nerdy
    Really, really white & nerdy

    First in my class there at MIT
    Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
    MC Escher, that’s my favorite MC
    Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
    My rims never spin – to the contrary
    You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
    All of my action figures are cherry
    Stephen Hawking’s in my library
    My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
    Got people beggin’ for my Top 8 spaces
    Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
    Ain’t got no grills, but I still wear braces
    I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
    I’m a whiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
    Once you see my sweet moves, you’re gonna stay amazed
    My fingers movin’ so fast, I’ll set the place ablaze
    There’s no killer app I haven’t run
    At Pascal, well, I’m number one
    Do vector calculus just for fun
    I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
    “Happy Days” is my favorite theme song
    I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
    I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
    I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
    Here’s the part I sing on,

    ~~~~Pirkid~~~~

  6. stalker fans. . . hmm.
    Ninja.
    i believe that i want to stalk you in MS if i ever see you on.

    ~.^

    BE READY.

  9. oh, i thought the ninja was of scania server. but oh wells, my level 18 mage will havto do. =D

  11. Lol scribble the word ninja for all the questions.

    1. Who’s the only one inferior to PIRATES? *gasp!*
    Ans: THE NINJA

    I think you should recheck your work.

  13. Don’t worry pooneh, if anyone stalks you on maplestory I’ll hunt them down and kill them. I know ninja could do that by himself, but I tend to be an over protective friend. So FYI, if you want your life, leave him alone -.-. This post was just as funny as the last one. ^-^ ~Faith

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