Maple Island is teh smex. o.O

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This is my first blog, don’t kill me. :K

So, its summer. Maybe the end of summer, but summer nonetheless. Which means, of course, that PQs are packed, servers are crowded, hackers are more daring, and KSing is out of control.

Using my Lv. 39 Sin, I had been CC’ing through all 20 channels over 4 times, asking politely for a PQ only to be told “omg stfu u noob wat u no abut pq!!!!!!!!!!!!!” too many times to count. I was pretty pissed. I went to train, only to be called the stupid KSing sin. (which, of course, is to be expected, though I go out of my way NOT to KS. That’s another story, if this one isn’t flame’d to death. D

After taking a swim in the pool of self-pity, I went over to Khaini. Scania sucks. :3

I started a SuperNoob, that is, someone with enough Accuracy to hit whatever they want, and enough STR to kick the crap out of rude newbies, and may or may not choose to leave Maple Island.

My God, you should really try it. Its relaxing to have a mob of people ‘wow’ing over you while you one-hit orange mushies. Of course, you can never REALLY be n00b-free, but they can be handled. Defames work nicely. >:D

My band of ten SN’s and I have a hangout: Channel 1, on the platform west of Ameherst above the two DANGER! signs. We sit here, talk, and respond to ”how do u get up there????” questions with “Hax. (f3)” Hey, it may make GMs a little pissy because of the fake reporting, but its fun.

Actually, its surprising how much newbs get riled up. Four of us were minding our own business when a group of people (about fifteen) came next to our platform. One of the newbs who always asks us the pisser-off-er question shouts, “THEYRE THEY R!!!!! THE HAXERS!!!!” and they all f5 us and mass report us. The only reason we would know about the fake reporting is because they simultaneously said “HAHAHAHHAHA GM GONA BAN U!!!!”

I almost fell out of my chair laughing.. Poor newbs.

I hope to see some more SN’s sometime. We’re such an underpopulated job. I’m vVaft (two v’s.. cause its smexy.) in Khaini. Come see me if you’re fed up with the less-intelligent Maple Story population; I’d love to have some more buddies. 😀

15 thoughts on “Maple Island is teh smex. o.O”

  6. Omg. I feel so loved. -stare-
    Come join mee~ I love my rabid groupies. 😀

  8. Yeah. You want any DEX, 4 is best. I got 10. D: 4/4 in other stats. Just add everything to STR, its pwnin. <3
    As an afternote: I gave half my nooby fortune away, and I have 80k. Being a SN means buying OPTIONAL hp pots, and nothing else. Good for releasing steam as well as getting rich quickly.

  9. Firewood, I’ll join you on my Mage! just whisper me on my new character, CheesieN1ps ok?

  11. Firewood said: “Yeah. You want any DEX, 4 is best. I got 10. D: 4/4 in other stats. Just add everything to STR, its pwnin. <3
    As an afternote: I gave half my nooby fortune away, and I have 80k. Being a SN means buying OPTIONAL hp pots, and nothing else. Good for releasing steam as well as getting rich quickly.”

    Actually:

    STR: X
    DEX: 5~4
    INT: 5~4
    LUK: X

    why? cuz then after you can 1 hit orange mushie, you can add to luk so nothing can hit you like you have godmode

  12. That’s pathetic. Over 100 views and no one “people liking this blog.”
    CLICK THE BUTTON. MAKE A FROOB HAPPY. D:

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