Its Christmas celebrations at RuneScape!
But the EEEVVVVIIILLLLL gumplinchs kidnapped children to keep them warm!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Now poor old Fenrir has to give up his Christmas break and go on an Interview mission.
Why did the Gumplinchs kidnap the children?
Read on to find out!
*cheesy tv show music*
Fenrir- “Damn you, *bleep* director. There goes my hot chocolate and presents.”
Director- “Get on with the show, Fenny-fen-fen.”
*crew laughs*
Fenrir- *blush* “Shut up. Shut up!!”
Fenrir- “Oh, alright…We are at Karamja volcano’s crater where it has just started snowing in a…millenium. And Gumplinchs are kidnapping children to keep the gumplinchs warm.”
*crew keeps on laughing*
Fenrir- “The spooky werewolf guy at the cape wants me to PWN the tgumplinchs by using snowballs. And I find them here. Convenient, eh?”
(After 1 hour of packing snowballs…)
Fenrir- “Here we go.”
*drops into gumplinch cave*
Crew- “Do we have to go in?”
Fenrir- “Yes you do!” *yanks crew in*
Fenrir- “We are at the lair of the gumplinchs. And-“
Cameraman- “There is one over there!!” *points index finger at ugly rock formation*
Fenrir- “Not that, you idiot. This one!”
Gumplinch- “Grunt grunt!!”
*gets pelted with snowballs from Fenrir’s powerful arms.”
Gumplinch- “Gruuuuuuuuuunt!!!!!”
*PWNT*
After PWNing a lot more of the Gumplinch, Fenrir decides it is enough torture for them and proceeds to the freaky werewolf guy at the cape.”
Shanty claws- “Here’s your reward.”
Fenrir- “Cool, a reindeer hat and red nose!!”
*puts on*
Fenrir- “Do I look cool?”
Crew- “No!”
EDIT: Quest skit time!
This is more like one of those quest skits than a monster interview o.O
Thats why i went off topic purposely this time. . .
hey,can you redo it.except really INTERVIEW Shanty Claws and the Gumplinches?
Redone.
Geez, I’m okay now.