Monster Interviews: Sewer rats!

After a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry long hiatus, I have decided to go back to interviewing dumb vermins running around sewers.

Rats!

Monster Interviews by Fenrir

Fenrir- “Long time no see, folks! How are you people?”

Crew- “There goes our long deserved break…” *sigh*

Fenrir- “To the sewers we go, today! Interviewing rats!” *jolly mood*

Rat- “Squeak, Squeak squeak. SQUEAK!?”

Fenrir- “Uh huh. . .Yeah. . .Ok, rat guy says we go drink toilet poop.”

Crew- “Nice translation, dude.”

Rat- “Squeak! Squeak squeak squeak?”

Fenrir- “No, he said we go drink toilet pee.”

Crew- *head slap*

Fenrir- *drinks fake toilet pee and poop made from chocolate milk and bread*

Crew- “We DISGUSTED BY YOUR BEHAVIOR AND WE QUIT!!” *storms off*

Fenrir- “What? Hi!” *random face*

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SQUEAK? SQUEAK SQUEAK! SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK??!!!

Suggestion of rats goes to Zhlon.

No rats, poop, pee were harmed in the making of this show.

15 thoughts on “Monster Interviews: Sewer rats!”

  1. Fenrir. .
    You’re doing a story, monster interviews, and song spoofs all at the same time.

    Make up your mind >_>

  2. Lol, chocobo is a monster O_o? i thought it was a over larged chicken with rocket roller skates in the chocbo racing game. LOL

  3. Rats are cute! I have two boys as pets. They’re so intelligent and loving, they’re like mini-dogs, only better. (^__^)

    <:3 )~~~

    I’ve never seen the Runescape ones, though. Never even played RS, but there’s some wind-up “Ratz” in Ludi in MapleStory. XD

  4. this swucks.you suck.
    as a translator that is.
    the rat CLEARLY said:
    Rat- “Squeak! Squeak squeak squeak?”
    and that means,im gonna make you drink toilet poop and pee and make your crew quit.MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.
    learn your squeak right.

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