Monster Interviews: Season TOOO-

-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *coughs*

Hey kids!

Welcome to….*drumroll*

MONSTER INTERVIEWS SEASON TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fenrir- “Welcome to Monster Interviews!! SEASON TOOOOOOO…*COUGH* ”

(The joke is getting old,don’t you think?)

Fenrir- “Why yes it is, Producer! And today, we are going to start this season with a *bomb explodes* ”

Fenrir- “A bang.”

Greater demon(GD)- “Cower thy fear my breath, puny mortals.” *breathes out really, really,really bad breath*

Fenrir- “That’s our guest for tonight, people! THE GREATER DEMON!!!” *EBIL GRIN*

GD- “That is, right. dear mortals. I am THY ONLY GREATERTH DEEMOON.”

Fenrir- “Cool it, big guy.”

GD- “I am not big, prey. I AM GIGANTIC.”

Fenrir- “Ok, ok. Mr Gigantic.”

(As always, a fight occurs right about….)

GD- “Why you, mortal!!”

(Now.)

*stars fly*

*a lot of battle sounds*

<insert FF7 battle music here>

Producer- “I’m going to sue the director of this show if its the last thing i do!!”

Gd- “Aw, shut up.”

Monster Interviews is brought to you by Fenrir and sponsored by MMOT corporation

*producer gets eaten*

Director- “I think we need a new producer.”

15 thoughts on “Monster Interviews: Season TOOO-”

  1. These interviews are really WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIRDDDDDD.

    The LUMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE guy still thinks they’re cool though.

  2. Err. . . .

    NO.

    I’m going to continue to interview ALL of the free world’s creatures, then I’ll turn to interviewing players.

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