Monster Interviews: ALL fiasco.

15 Comments

Crew- “Shall we follow Fenrir since our break is over?”

Producer- “Its up to you!”

*crew jumps into vortex*

Monster Interviews Vortex-ed! UNCUT!

From where we last met Fenrir and his non-existent fingers…

Fenrir- “OHH MMII GHORD!”

Crew- “Wait, what has happened to his power of perfect english?!”

Fenrir- “Hiiex! WeLc0mE t0 M0n5tEr Iinterviiewx!”

Crew- “Oh dear. We had better shut her. . .We mean HIM, up. FAST! Before he infects all of us with ALL!”

Camera-man- “What’s ‘ALL’?”

Mic-holder- “Its Ah Lian Language! It saps all of our skills of the english language and TWISTS it into freaky, illegible writing and speech!! QUICKLY! GAG HIM! BEFORE WE GET THE BUG!!! NOOOO!!!”

*screams*

*machine gun fire*

*rapid tying of ropes*

Wait, hold on there. Are Crews supposed to carry guns?!

Crew- “YES!…DON’T YOU DARE!”

*muffled screams*

Crew- “We are sorry for this inconvenience. Fenrir has contracted ALL and needs to be restrained immediately before he can infect other people. We wiish Fwenriir a…OH GOD, NOOOO!!”

*fenrir confused*

Fenrir said: “I, as your other, more sophisticated self, will be taking over your mind and conscience for now! MUAHAHAHAHAH! “

Monster Interviews (not much of an interview here…) is brought to you by Fenrir’s other self. And Crew

Fenrir- “MMMMFFFFFPPH!!!! MMMPPHH???!! MMMMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Fenrir said: “I’ll be glad to take over! *snatches keys to fenrir’s brain* “

The REAL Monster Interviews is going on a hiatus. Cos’ of a damn test. **** you, Maths Tutor.

———————————————————–

I love satire. Just love it.

Can’t think of a real excuse though. So I…Nevermind.

Have fun seeing me get tortured by my other, more ‘sophisticated’ self.

XD *laughs madly*

15 thoughts on “Monster Interviews: ALL fiasco.”

  3. rofl. <3333 random but cool.
    It kept my interest the whole way through. wunnnnndaaaa fulllll. xDDD

  8. Fenrir said: “I’m guessing. . .Trebuchet MS?

    Maybe Verdana?

    Wait. Why are we discussing fonts?”

    It’s just my opinion. >>

Comments are closed.