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Chapter 6 : One Man Army

Captain had stabbed the Spam assassin’s groin.
The look of shock on its face was its last muscle pulled.
The assassin dropped to his knees and bled to death.
Captain ran up to the galley on the way to the bridge.
His body had depleted most of his fats and carbo from the countless savage blows he threw at the assassin.
He needed energy, fast.
The only way to get it in the ship was the galley.

In the galley,
He found himself surrounded in Spam agents again!
This time, they were wearing aprons and chef hats.
They looked like badly face painted clowns.
They all whipped out their spatulas, frying pans, and eggs!
Some charged towards Captain with their spatulas out, preventing Captain from recharging.
Captain pulled out his anti-spam shield and blocked their attacks.
He drew his Revolver of Omnipotency and fired it.
The bullet hit the oncoming Spam agents in the head.
The CRRRRAAACKKKK of Spam agent skull was heard throughout the galley.
Captain tucked his gun safely in its holster and took his Runite long sword out.
He swung his long sword in a desperate move to get the food.

Good enough?