My fifth chapter!
W00t!!! I have decided to at a little of maple in it cos its about s3xxyb34st being eliminated. =D
Maybe I’ll also put in some trickster-ness in it too…
Last chapter : link
Well, on to our story!

Chapter 5 : Owned,MMOT style PART 2

Captain swung his long sword overhead while running,hoping that the blow would connect.
SHALAAAAAAASSSSSHHHH!!!!!!
CRUUUUUNNNCCCHHH!!!!!
The sound of a Runite long sword cutting through dense,thick Spam agent skull was intimidating.
He took out his Revolver of Omnipotency and squeezed the trigger.
The Bullet of Omnipotency blasted through the Spam agent’s flesh and bone.
“Heh! Owned again..!” ,Captain thought.

He swung his long sword at the other Spam agents.
He took out his Angelic Betrayal hidden in his BOOTS (Battle Operated Omni Titan Shoes)
Captain went in for an Assaulter attack.
WHOOOOOOOSSSHHHHH!!!! CLAAAAAANNNNKK!!!!
Captain had cut through all the spam agents right in the center.
The sides of it splattered with Spam agent brain juice, blood and the insides of it.
Captain walked casually towards the bridge.

He noticed a blur rush beside him.
He turned around to see…
A Spam assassin!!!
The assassin fitted his claw with two Hwabi stars and flung them towards Captain.
Captain summoned up his inner power and unleashed a hyper fast barrage of savage blows.
Each of his savage blows deflected each of the assassin’s stars.
The efficient ninja ran out of stars quickly.
Captain then vanished in thin air and….
Appeared right in front of the assassin!!!!
The Spam assassin braced itself.
“SAVAGE BLOW!!!!” ,Captain cried out as he charged up for the attack.
SHA-SHA-SHA-SHA-SHA-SHA!!!!! Captain stabbed the assassin’s chest six times in a row!!
The Spam assassin staggered back and slumped on the wall.
It was clearly defeated but it wasn’t going to lose yet.
It took out it’s steelys and equipped it on his claw.
It flung the Black Scarab in vain.
The blow never connected.

~Fenrir,I write for fun!!!