Two posts in one day! OMG!! XD
Like it or not,I write for fun!
This is really short because I wrote it in my school computer lab! XD
Lucky I was not caught!
Last chapter, link

Chapter 4 : Owned, MMOT Style

SHING!! Captain drew his sword and pointed it at the Spam agents
The unnerved Spam agents crept forwards,ready to strike when…
SLASSSHH!!!! His long sword sliced the first ten Spam agents square on the neck!!
The Spam agents drew their axes,daggers,and even halberds.
They charged at him.
One by one, they were slit, stabbed, slashed by Captain’s long sword and his superb swordsmanship.
He took out his Revolver of Omnipotency and clicked it.
He fired it.
The Bullet of Omnipotency tore through the deck.
ZING! SMACK! KAPOWW!! The amazing power of the Bullet of Omnipotency shocked the Spam agents on the deck.
Captain clicked his Revolver of Omnipotency and fired it the moment it clicked.
The Spam agents fell, one by one, onto the torn up deck.

Up in the bridge, Captain Baka watched our hero with intent.
“Captain Baka! 30 died on the deck! Should we sound the alarms,sir?!”,a sailor asked.
“There’s no need to, Private.” ,Captain Baka replied with his coolness and experienced voice.

“Owned…”, Captain muttered in his breath as the last Spam agent slumped onto the ground.
He went down the stairs only to find more Spam agents waiting for him.
“Die, filth of zamorak!!” ,Captain exclaimed.
He swung his long sword at them.
SWOOOSSSHHH!!! The first few who attacked Captain, dropped dead on the floor.
“KILL HIM!!!” ,the big-muscled one said.
The big-muscled Spam agent wore an armour of a darker colour than the rest.
Captain figured out that the big-muscled Spam agent was of a higher rank,
And he swung his sword at it first.
The blow hit but it did not do any damage to the larger Spam agent.
Captain cursed under his breath.
He tried for a triple-slash-combo he learnt in training institute.
He stabbed the Spam agent in the groin,
Then he pulled it out and slit its neck,
After the slitting,Captain then pushed it away,
And initiated the so-called Death Run his teacher taught him in the training institute.
Captain swung his long sword overhead while running,hoping that the blow would connect.

~Fenrir,i write for fun!
(i am in doubt whether to continue or not)