Today was very eventful in the world of MapleStory.

First thing this morning, I was trying to get some training in, and an old enemy of mine showed up in my map. It was awfully suspicious that he was being rather nice to me. And, not only that, he offered to help train me faster. I was very, very suspicious, and I knew something was up, so I asked him what he meant. He promptly said, “Watch this.” and attacked every monster in the map simultaniously, and auto-looted every item afterwards. I told him that he disgusted me, and that if he even thought for a second that I’d want help from him, he was delusional. I also said that he deserves nothing better than to be doused with gasoline and lit on fire.

Apparently, he was stunned that I would ever turn him down. So he followed me, KSing me from half-way across the map, looting everything in sight, getting a few drops that I would have gotten most likely, had he let me kill the monster. So, I went into the cashshop and waited for about half an hour. He was gone by the time I went back.

Later on, my good friend Loopy (http://www.mmotales.com/user/Rokuji) signed on. I was bored, and so was he, so we got together and he decided to let me leech off of him. After two tries of finding a map that was unoccupied, and failing both times by finding hackers (Neither of them were AFK. One of them was hacking right in front of us, and had a casual conversation with us, saying we were 30 since we could actually type.) we decided to do something more fun. So, we went to Amoria, where people were constantly asking us if we were getting married. (Just for future reference: I think we might be. ) After an exciting hour of table-dancing, modeling clothes, having hot– nevermind. After goofing off for about an hour, we decided to go to Happyville, where we, you guessed it, decorated a tree. And then he had to go, for it was about 1 AM where he was. So we said our goodbyes, and I logged off as well, since I would be completely bored without him.

So, yes, today was an interesting day.
The enemy mentioned above(IceLightninMage) will probably kill me for telling you all.
That, or he’ll deny it. 😛
Feel free to spam / annoy / stalk / defame / report / rape.
I don’t mind.

Sincerely,
Me.

[EDIT] link That was the hacker we had a conversation with. Feel free to do the above mentioned actions.