Warning: extremely long blog ahead. Nothing that can compare to Silver’s length or quality, but of a formidable length nonetheless. Not for those with short attention spans.

I ought to be hung, drawn and quartered for my inactivity. Anyway, I wasn’t intending to make another blog for a loooooooong time because I’m lazy that way, but I felt compelled to make a blog for Max since he’s leaving soon. >__> And somehow this turned into a huge ass blog. O_o;

Anyway, before we get onto the soppy mushy crap, I just want to state some stuff. First off, Sutepi quit MapleStory and gave me her level 62 cleric, who is 12% off being a Priest at present. Huzzah. Her resistance to MS turned out to be futile, however; just less than a week ago, she made a new account which she’s now consistently on. If you’re in Bera and you see HiSUGAR, stalk her. >D At the moment, she’s mainly around the LPQ area.

Okay, now wait a moment while I flick through my SSes and figure out where I last left off.

*A few minutes later* . . .okay, I seriously don’t remember being THIS much of a photo junkie. . .

Orbis Party Quest

ALL RIGHT. So I last left you off with how I was such a Ludi PQ newb, right? Well, I is now PRO. Even though I can’t lead because my clicking skillz suck and my warrior’s damage is pathetic because I haven’t capped the dex yet. . .I can LPQ! And now, I can somewhat sort of OPQ well too. ;D Even though, and I quote MercuryBlade, “kia the chances of u dying at PP is 70%”. But I really hate it how Papa Pixie Dispels, because I’m so focussed on trying to heal other people I don’t notice Magic Guard disappearing, get hit with 1.5k damage and consequently die. Yeahuh.

It’s okay though; I’m getting better. Now my chances of dying at Papa Pixie are only about 50%! >O ;D

This is proof that Papa Pixie is ghey; he killed all the girls and left the guys standing! link Yes, I’m immature and proud of it. >D

Guild Party Quest

I always found GPQ challenging with my warrior because it was so weak, and couldn’t deal massive damage to opponents. And, of course, it was a little embarrassing to be shown up by Merc, who was hitting huge numbers to multiple enemies while I was sitting there going, “MISS MISS 504 MISS. . .”

*pause*

No, wait. It’s more like, “MISS MISS MISS MISS. . .”

However, when I was handed Sutepi, I was like, “HEY, THIS IS AWESOME.” The POWER. >D I mean, I could actually HIT stuff this time!

The first GPQ we did while I was on Sutepi was such a mess, mainly because it was the first time we’d actually gotten past the first stage. When we got up to the part where we had to give the dude back his clothes, this whole argument ensued about dropping his shoes.

“Drop his shoes.”
“What?”
“I said, drop his shoes.”
“I haven’t got the shoes.”
“Neither. Guys? Shoes?”
“What shoes?”
“Guys, whoever has the bloody shoes, just drop them!”
“I haven’t got the shoes!!”
“NEITHER HAVE I.”
“W T F?!”
“WHO’S GOT THE STUPID SHOES. >O”
“FFS! SHOES!!! NOW!!”

And it went on and on like that for about five minutes, until Martin (MercuryBlade) got fed up and went to search for them. Turns out it was in the portal nobody had done. >_> Then another conversation started up, this time about the dead guy’s pants. ;D Can you guess what we were discussing? Alan, you RAPED HIM. >O (I know you’re reading this. )

Then we FINALLY got the shoes, put the rest of his clothes down in the right order, and HUZZAH. Sharen III appeared, broke the seal for us and we got TEN GUILD POINTS. >D Our suicide-ee died to open the door for us, we trampled over (and through) his floating soul and entered the BOSS’S CHAMBERS. DUN DUN DUUUUUNNN. Of course, after we hit Rubian, everybody died in a matter of seconds.

Better boss picture here.

I’m so proud of our guild, we have 580 guild points. Huzzah. =D And to clear up any misunderstandings, GPQs are done in our guild as a guild suicide event.

Random crap now. . .

Alan and I have this pooping competition. That is, with our CATS, mind out of the gutters. We try to make our respective cats poop on each other, or the other’s cat. I’ve gotten him more times than he has me~! ;D

ALAN ALSO GOT A MAPLE BOYFR-uh, I mean, GIRLFRIEND. <_____> He’s not ghey, really. Anyway, her name is mangos2, also known as Twee, from our guild. We prodded him heaps to ask her, and he kept procrastinating until he cracked and couldn’t stand her schmexiness anymore. Then after she said yes, Stavlet (Lyss) graced the guild and the newly formed couple with her blessing; she was appointed Father of the guild a little while back.

And uh, on the topic of couples. <__> I kinda-sort of-somewhat-maybe got a Maple boyfriend. >____> Well, fiancé now. He proposed a couple of weeks ago, and I said yes. >< He’s really nice though, which is the only reason I considered him. But Lyss divorced me. ;~~; So that I could marry him, she said, but I bet she was LYING. >O

The bad news

I got scammed. >____> Yes, the idiot that I am, trusted in a friend who assured me this dude was a GM and made me hand over my login, pass and pin to him. Both on Ezyan and Sutepi. So yeah, scammed out of 15mil mesos, equips and use items, I was. This was all over MSN, by the way. Joanna (TippyToez), who also got scammed, figured out who it was, and told me. It was some dude on her buddy list by the name of Karl. She and Joy (imarii03/bbyTwilight) caught him selling our equips and stuff that he’d stolen off us in his shop, and when she told people not to buy the stuff because it was all scammed, he kicked her out of the shop and defamed her.

=________= What a loser. I forgot his IGN, though. I think it was 2fast2slick.

Zipangu

Yes, ZIPANGU FINALLY CAME OUT IN GLOBAL. >D Van (MoooLove) and I went to check it out together. Then Joy came, and Alan, and Twee, and Mary. . .pretty much most of the active guild members. And. . .that was about it. O_o;

THE ARRIVAL OF EBILSTRANGLER, A.K.A MAX, UNDER THE GUISE OF PYRACROSS

That’s right. Max had gone to California for a month for holiday, and he HAXXED INTO QUANG’S ACCOUNT AND TERRORISED US ALL ON BERA! >OO

No really, it was awesome. He hit on Alan, he hit on Martin (Alan’s bro), he changed the guild rankings to uber schmexy ones and was generally spastic all round. No offence meant. And he made a smega about me. >____>

And Martin admitted he was GHEY. IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE GUILD. TWICE. See this and this. HAHAHHAA. >D Losaaaaaar.

JOB AVANCEMENTS!

We have a schmexy new Priest, Hermit and Crusader in the guild! The job advancements in that order! Grats to Mary, Alan and Martin! =]

Alan’s proposal

Well, Alan decided to propose to Twee. The plan was that five people would each say a word, so that “Twee <3, will you marry me?” was broken up into, “Twee <3” “Will” “You” “Marry” then Alan would say, “Me? =]” We spent about half an hour the day before practising in the FM, and we sort of nearly had it. Then we bungled it on the actual day.

First time:
“Twee <3” “Will” “You” “. . .” “MARTIN, THAT WAS YOUR LINE. >O YOU WERE MEANT TO SAY MARRY!” “You tard!!”

Second time:
“Twee <3” “Will” “Will . . .I MEAN YOU!!” “Kia, you SUCK.” “FFS YOU RETARTS!!” <– That was Martin. =__=

Third time:
“Twee <3” “Will” “You” “Every1 got NX!” “Marry” “Me? =]” *sigh* That was (pathetically) the best take, so everybody was just like, stuff it, just say yes already! Surprisingly, Twee didn’t actually realise what we were saying when we screwed the others up. O_o; Maybe she was pretending not to realise.

Right, now. I’m going to kinda finish because:
1) I should be doing holiday homework
2) I have so much more random crap that I could go on about, but I shouldn’t, because it would bore you guys so much that you’d leave my blog (if you haven’t already), and
3) I have precious MAPLING TIME WASTING AWAY. ;D Tootles.

Ezyan has been nigh abandoned, by the way, so if you have her on your buddy list, kindly delete her and add Sutepi. ;D

EZZLES. >D

PS: Shoutout to my whole guild; Alan, Martin, Twee, Van, Joy, Mary, Jo, Max, David, Shayne, Ducxy. . .apologies if I’ve forgotten you. But you guys ROCK! Even though Alan’s ghey for Martin. . .;D By the way, Jonathon, you do rock for the fame. >__> I just wanna give you something in return.

By the way, it’s FUN tormenting Alan. ;D