*cough*
Hello? Is anyone out there? I-I-I-I-I-I
I’m new here. Hello. A-a-a-as you can see, I might be a little nervous.
*wipes forehead of sweat*
I just wrote… a little something that I was going to say. I thought it might be important…
*From crowd: NERD!!!! GO PLAY D&D AND LEAVE US THE HELL ALONE!!!*
Well I don’t think that was the most polite thing to say…
*From crowd: YOU WANT US TO KICK YOUR SKRONNY ASS?! I’M COMING UP THERE!*
Well I think you have failed to notice that I am a level 97 Chaos Mage. I’ll just chaos my Black hole spell and…
*gets coldcocked*
*returns to conciousness*
Whaa? Am I alive? Oh… it seems everyone is gone now. I didn’t even get to say my speech…
Well if anyone is still out there, I guess I can go on with it… I don’t want it to go to waste…
My name… is unimportant.
My job is to eradicate the land of monsters and to save the world from imminent destruction.
I have skills in swordplay and I have boosted magic attack from my +5 Arcane Staff of Iztabuliotickuhnessity.
You can say… I’m a nerd. But if you do, I’ll burn you! Burn I say! You will be engulfed in the flame of hell!!
*cough* Aaack… I got a little carried away there it seems. *gets inhaler*
What MMO’s do I play? Well… I did try Maplestory but I didn’t enjoy it much. I was pretty active in Runescape but I’ve given that up as well. I did try out Flyff but that was another game I quit. I also tried Habo Hotel but that… didn’t work out. Many people were killed. I lost my cookie… I don’t speak of it… even though I just did… Pay no attention to it ^^
Do I have anything else to say? Oh yes! I’m new to MMOTales! I went about the whole blog without mentioning that! We must have gotten really side-tracked… I might have mentioned things that were not supposed to be mentioned… Woops.
I think that might end my blog. The Blog of Destruction! You might be seeing me around here. Expect there to be a trail of destruction behind me wherever I go and if you follow me, you might get destructinated as well. Just wanted to let you know.
*Mother calls from upstairs: Jeffery! Stop playing on the computer and come get some supper! Your meatloaf is getting cold!*
But Ma!!!! I need to train on Silver Dragons to finish my queeeeeeeeeeeeeest!
*Well you better not complain then if your dinner is as cold as an icecube! I’ll just put it in the oven so it stays a little warm!*
Ma!! Leave me alone! You’re making me lose my concentration!
*Do you want gravy on your potatoes? I got Turkey gravy and I don’t want it to go to waste!*
Ma!! I’ll deal with it when I’m doing playing my game!! I’m partied with an Eleven healer and I can’t waste time!
*Jeffery! I need you to take out the trash when you’re done! And come get some suppa! It’s getting cold!*
MOTHER DEAREST!!! I thought we went over this! I’ll come up when I’m done playing my game! And I took out the trash last night! Why do I have to do it again?!
*I also changed your bed sheets! It seems you had an accident again.*
MOM!!! Don’t mention that! Now all my friends will think that I’m a bed-wetting mama’s boy! Meeeeyee!
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OK we will just end that about there. Hope you enjoyed your tour through this blog.
*jumps into rocket ship*
Away I go! Excelsior!
ROFLMAOOO!
XD
you will fit right in, lol
WELCOME!
PS i think you’ll get banned for curse words o.O
i did, -______-;
AGAIN!
WELLLCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMEEEEEE!
*gives welcome hug*
Umm, thanks? I hope I fit in too. ^^ And btw, I didn’t cuss! It was a very rude audience member!
rofl
you will DEFINETLEY fit in, trust me xP
Dee! Where have you been m’boy?! I’ve been searching the cosmos for you!
I’m sure that Excelsior might know a bit about the universe.
Piss-in-pants boy! Have you ever made love to a foxy space chick?
~Cheezy
If you consider your mom a foxy space chick, then yes! I have gotten it on with one. ^^
Let me put this into geekish terms that you might understand.
My fist is a meteor, and your face is a civilization that’s going to become extinct.
~Cheezy
Activate anti-meteor defense shields! It seems this civilization is advanced, unlike you.
Rofl, you’ll catch on the trends here fast enough. XD
Oh my gee! It’s Fenrir the wolf beast! He is prophesized to devour Odin but his son, Vioarr, will avenge him by slaying you. Is that all true?
ahahahahahahaha
i knew you would fit in >=D
yea ive been away trying to lvl
*emphasis on trying*
and dont call me “m”boy”
cuz im a girl,
*glares at the comment*
If its true, I wouldn’t be here, FOOL.
Just because it’s prophesized to happen, doesn’t mean it has to happen at that moment. Oh sure it will happen eventually but not right now. You’ve still got time until you’re slain.
You’ve still got time till I go completely wolfish and tear your insides apart, bit by bit, blood dripping drop by drop.
Oh, and while I’m at it, I’ll be eating the fats out of you because I’m hungry. :3
You got ten minutes, boy.
, oO The cause of a new person is very interesting?
WELCOME TO MMOTALES .
Don’t get involved in any flame wars .
[Advice by Dest1, I suppose .]
Talk about MMO-Related stuff .
Don’t Spam .
[I once spammed. Note the past tense. *Nods at Ink*]
Blog about MMO-related stuff .
Be nice <3
And I dare you to post crude comments, or ones that are classified under ‘heartless’ .
Don’t talk 1337 .
Type properly, legibly, don’t use short forms too often, and use paragraphs <3
Don’t rant about hackers; we’ve had enough of blogs debating whether hackers are [*Negatives*] or not.
Don’t make popularity blogs .
Read the rules if in any doubt .
Don’t cuss .
Do not start a flame war . Doing any of the above can cause one. If you dislike someone of MMOT, don’t say it. Just ignore the person.
Anything irrelevant to MMO can go in Profil3 <3
*Shakes your hands with great force*
– *Hands you a MuffinMallow*
Try it .
Its delicious <3
And not poisoned .
-Tries to hide poison bottle behind back-
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