To: Pyracross Guild

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I just choked on a noodle.. anyways..

I thought this whole month would be exciting at the beginning; you know, meeting old friends and to play MapleGlobal again! However it seems all my friends changed their paths after the 8th grade graduation and on EvilStranger, the Bandit on Khaini that I’ve told you guys so much about being sexy and whatnot; is just abandoned.

No friends, no guild, no virginity, nothing.

Then on MSN..

-Quang has just signed in-
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Max : Hi.
Max : Can I play your account?
Quang : Sure
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After the looooooong conversation with Quang on MSN, I finally get to play as a.. freakin’ Page? Oh wells, at least I get to kill things in 1000’s right? Day after day getting to know every single one of you guys and a series of “OMG Quang is back!” Things has been, well, fun. Everyone is actually literate and nto liek dis nd stuf ololz.

I just wanna say that this whole month with you guys was awesome; it was actually the only thing that kept me from being emo’d from thinking about my friends. Guild Quest, Orbis Party Quest, and kill things that move was great. So I wanna thank you guys for being fun. Otherwise I would just sit in the corner listen to hardcore emo songs trying to cut myself with a plastic spork/foon/fpoon.

liek lolz so emo

You know, Quang has the coolest friends ever; Alan, Twee, Kia (Ezyan), Van, etc. I don’t understand why you wanna quit Maple and play RebirthRO.

RebirthRO is so boring, after you kill this one level 1 Butterfly or something you go straight from level 1 to level 1337. After you take like 4 months to wait until the freakin’ level thing is gone, then you start picking up all these 1337-ass items and equips. I’d rather play with your guild members, I’d rather play with dog turd, I’d rather get my ass ripped inside out with a lava lamp, I’d rather lick diarrhea oozing out of a buffalo’s butthole……

I’m sorry, that was disgusting.
But my point is; Quang, stop playing RO and start playing on Maple again, damn it.

I managed to level Pyracross to level 56 and gave away his Mithril something Helmit and his Mithril something gloves to get 13373R equips that isn’t blue.

Terry, stop begging me to change you to Jr. Master or I’ll turn your balls into ovaries.

Kia, stay away from my clouds!

Van, … … HII

Quang, If you don’t play Maple before I leave to the airport back to Taiwan, you’ll gonna have to guess the PIN out! Buwahahahahahaha!!!

14 thoughts on “To: Pyracross Guild”

  2. Ahh, good ol’ EvilStranger posting stuff in the middle of the night.

  3. This time is because I don’t wanna sleep.

    Before that is time zone differences.

  6. Lucky you.
    I doubt I’ll ever find a guild in SEA that doesn’t type liek dis.

  8. @ShiningWings: Well, my present guild is cool enough, even if they still type liek dis. <3 Incendiary.

  9. Terry, stop begging me to change you to Jr. Master or I’ll turn your balls into ovaries.

    I’d rather get my ass ripped inside out with a lava lamp, I’d rather lick diarrhea oozing out of a buffalo’s butthole,

    I burst out laughing. Nice job.

  10. Maybe the reason Quang quit Maplestory in the first place was to get away from his guild&buddy.

    If it was . . .

    LMAO.

    ~Nezzyy

  11. lmfao
    Terry, stop begging me to change you to Jr. Master or I’ll turn your balls into ovaries.

    I’d rather get my ass ripped inside out with a lava lamp, I’d rather lick diarrhea oozing out of a buffalo’s butthole,

    i gotta remember that. :]

  12. LOL. I know, I’m cool, thank you, thank you. . .*waves hands around airily*

    Terry’s always after being a JM. =____= Not that he’ll become one, I think. He’s not really that popular around the guild and he kinda talks too much about his godly weapons and high levelled friends. +__=

    (Please tell me you didn’t give him this link. <____> Otherwise I’m in trouble. )

    And EXCUSE ME. MY CLOUDS, THANK YOU. >O I got them first!

    Edit: By the way, Ebil, if you want more SSes go to the guild album and I promise I’ll upload them later. D

    Editedit: And Nezzy, if he quit Maple to get away from us. . .IT’S FUTILE. I HAVE HIM ON MSN. >D I CAN STILL TERRORISE HIM LIKE I TERRORISED J00. ;D

  13. Max : Hi.
    Max : Can I play your account?
    Quang : Sure

    *Takes a deep breathe*

    I DID SOOO NOT SAY THAT! ! >:o

    I said: WHAT?! and then: “Whathefish?! ARE YOU CRAZY?!” (Angry Quang)

    And also. . The reasons why I left Mapleglobal was because:
    -I followed Ganzicus and my friend to RebirthRO
    -I had to burden through times that I lagged like hell because my pc wasn’t fast enough to play MS at normal speed, whilst in RebirthRo- I could play without lagging and dcing
    – Other thinkable disadvantages of MS: hacking, defaming, etc

    -I DID NOT leave MS because of my guildmembers- they’re one of the BEST maplers I’ve seen!

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