Blog Part 1

Liek lolz, hi ppl

You know, I was sorta bored and so I read some of my previous blogs I wrote like a several months ago. I find them pretty amusing! Like the Mabinogi blog:

and...

HAHA!! The couple-months-ago-me was funny. I don’t feel as humorous as I used to anymore .

Alright, to start off Christmas. I got a Christmas gift from a friend! He gave me a necklace. The necklace is a lock with a schizophrenic monkey head on it. He sure understands me LOL.

What else? Our school held a After-Exams-Christmas Party. Everyone wore formal attire, few people had a date (such as myself), and I performed.

I don’t have the video yet, but this was my locking performance clothes. Looking snazzy there, handsome. *Ka-ching*

==Leveling Up==

I’ve been Ludi PQing and mother freaking finally got to level 41!

[Sorry, I leveled up after the leader clicked the balloon so couldn’t take a screenshot -_-]

Event Stuff :D

Entering the new Christmas decorated winter-like event map, I saw these dudes hangin’ out. I dunno, I just thought that was cute.

After going around being really bored of the map, I hit the gift boxes lying on the floor and got a blue and white striped claw (not glove) It couldn’t throw my stars so I was like wtf and threw it away. However, the stupid reindeer who he calls himself, Red Nose the Retard wouldn’t let me into the second event map without the stupid useless claw! So I got another one and went to the second event map.

As I got there, I see midgets holding their huge belly as if they were obese and like if you stab them, they’ll blast lard out or something being jolly and somewhat disturbing animated poses. I see this huge beaker filled with snow with like, airplane engines shooting them out.

Then I took off the glove and equipped my Dark Guardian. Few seconds later, I died. Now I know why I must have the blue and white striped claw on. BECAUSE THE OBESE MIDGETS WILL START GOING INTO THE PORES OF YOUR HAND AND THEN EAT YOUR FLESH FROM THE INSIDE OUT AND THAT’S WHY THEY’RE FAT BECAUSE THEY ATE TOO MUCH STUPID MAPLERS WHO DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT THIS YET!!!!!!! lol, liek jk

I went to channel 1 and went in again and saw this really really obese snowman o_o
After that, I realized that the B&W striped claw is used for throwing snowballs. Liek omg, it’s owning us.

Not til the next day, I found out that those little pile of snowflake things that every monster drops for no reason was actually collected and used to summon..

JACK FROST

First Form of Jack Frost:
Aw, cute little guy, isn’t it?

Second Form of Jack Frost:
Uhm, okay, chubbier and little bit aggressive looking. Just like how little 5 year old little kids grow up and become bloodthirsty-looking teenagers, right? HAHA (It’s true.)

Third Form of Jack Frost:
... KILL IT.

Soon, the Third Form of Jack Frost summons First Form of Jack Frosts and after you kill the little ones, they drop these presents. It drops 4 types of presents, but you can only get one of each.

White
Purple
Red
Blue

It seems that Purple is the most common, followed by Blue, then Red, then lastly, White.
I only got my hands on the Purple and Blue ones. I talked to that fat mafia-looking midget standing on top of the snow-filled beaker and exchanged for some stuff.

You don’t get any experience anyway and using skills won’t work on it, except for Shadow Partner and Meso Explosion will work. It’s like trying to murder someone, you can’t kill them by shooting 2 pistols at once, you can only kill them with only using 1 pistol. What the hell?!

I left the crappy rip-off place and went to do the Centipede ShangHai quest! While I’m heading to the cows, I saw King Slime spawn out of no where. It seems that King Slime is pretty much into Christmas as well I guess. But holy crap, King Slime now has more HP (I used up like ~800 Tobis to kill it) and it can jump really high, higher than before.

After like a kajillion years ago, I finally killed it. I was expecting for it drop like a giant piece of slime liquid or maybe perhaps a PQ pass (Kerning PQ), but it dropped a stocking filled with scattered candy.