[h]Look at the picture![/h](Me playing Demonic Defense with an Auto Clicker )
Eh, heh. It’s been a month since I wrote one, and it’s been a year since I played. So yeah. Kick ass .
WELL UH….. Hmm. Let’s start off with my trip.
[h]The Airplane Ride and some other stuff before that.[/h]
Me and my mom were at the VIP lounge in the airport, I was so bored out of my mind that I took out my iPod and started to listen to some funky songs. Get down funkeh~! Sitting across us was this fat kid and his dad. My mom saw that fat kid eat 3 bowls of noodles. My mother was astonished by the fat kid and said to me,
“If you can eat 4 beef noodles, I’ll give you 100 US Dollars in cash.”
As most of you know that I am a skinny guy.. yeah.. I TOOK ON THE CHALLENGE ANYWAYS! So as a result; I ate 5 bowls of beef noodles. I was so proud of myself that I bragged to my cousins, but they didn’t believe me. Why did I eat 5 bowls of beef noodles? Because I didn’t eat anything else for the last 9 hours . I took a lot of that after eating so much.
I rode the First Class, the seats were so wide and comfy, you can actually make your seat into a bed by pressing the button into a 170 degree angle! The pilot suck though, there were so much turbulences on the ride that I couldn’t even sleep. Ok, let’s skip that and get with Maple.
[h]Skip that and get with Maple![/h]
I logged on EvilStranger finding that my Black Bandana is missing. Jing said he didn’t do it, my other friend said he didn’t, fpooned said he sold it, but I didn’t cared about it anyway. I was at Ludi, finding out my only friend, NoobsClub was the only one on my list! I really did expect all of them deleting me off their list, but him, he was an exception! Last time I saw him he was level 29 I think. But now he’s level 48.. He just has to mock me with his speed equipments.
I accidentally took him to the Bains and he died.. So we went back to Zipangu to wait for his HP to heal, during that time this dude requested 1000 mesos. After that, I disconnected and didn’t bother to log on again, damn laggy ass laptop.
[h]Back 2 Scania![/h]
Yes, after a desperate search for fiends.. friends to accompany my loneliness. So I went back to Scania in the search for Annikabelle, Ganzicus, and Aliyah! However I only manage to get contact with Anni, SirPainsalot, Revrant, and Sunkai(Dreamer). I chose to become an archer! You know, from reading Iepiat’s blogs. Oh and holy crap, training was seriously god damn easier thanks to the American Flag thing. Which led me to thinking.. Why is it an American flag when the version is named MapleGlobal? Which also leads me thinking to; why do they make some of those YuGiOh Cards like Monster Reborn and Change of Heart if they’re gonna ban the cards from tournaments anyway? Ok, I’ll stop.
I got some nice hair from Amoria, which I thought might give me the Rock Lee look, but I got the Antagonist hair
I bought my equipments. And began training! Although during my time of training.. PPL JST HAS 2 TYP IN CAPS and chase you repeating the same offer over again. chase you repeating the same offer over again. chase you repeating the same offer over again.
That really bothers me.
My attempt to get attention..
.. .. … ..
When all of a sudden.. DREAMER COMES OUT OF NOWHERE IN HIS REALLY SHORT SHORTS. I finally struck level 15 and went to the Free Market to go fame him for showing me in his shorts [/sarcasm]! Oh, about sarcasm, people in Maple should seriously not take everything so seriously.
Okay, this is Part One of my month in MapleGlobal.
Next blog, Max the Quang
About how I h4x0red Quang’s character, Pyracross.
P.S. Cheeze, Typhlosion will always pwn Snorlax
Ooo, yay.
69th blog
Snorlax would win easy. He pwns with his extreme girth and large appetite. I guess you’re the only one who can rival his appetite.
o.O
You can buddy me in Khaini LuckyLottery the level 16 archer.
Eww. Bera > Scania. > Max is the Noodle Master.
Well skinny people usually win eating contests; they have no fat to stop the muscles of their stomach from expanding.
Fat peoples’ stomachs are already expanded, so when they fill them to capacity, they can’t anymore cos of the fat on top of the muscle. Haha saw that on a food channel and also science channel.
Fat peoples’ stomachs are already expanded, so when they fill them to capacity, they can’t anymore cos of the fat on top of the muscle. Haha saw that on a food channel and also science channel.”
I saw that last year on Discovery Channel, but then that time I thought it was just a myth!
wow! O__O;;
you eat like a garbage disposal!
HAHAHAHAHAAHA
~Cheezy
Huh?! So evil.
You look for everyone EXCEPT ME! Oh well. I’d be at school anyway. >>;
~Nezzy
Dittoed, Nezface. =]
I’m in global, too.
Scania.
Kitxsin.
x3
Errr, If you were looking for Aliyah and Ganz, why didn’t you say so? o.o I have them in my buddy list.
Swampert will always pwn both Typhlosion AND Snorlax.
Vell, vhatevah.
I hate global =[
People don’t take jokes so well,
Can someone pay me to eat? I can’t afford it otherwise Dx
I did, everyone IGNORED ME
what!1
Hax0r!1 I’ll r3p0rrt y0!11
. . .
Oh wait. . How can I? x_x
And also. . That thing with the autoclicker is ingenious!
Wow!
You’re crazy!
I love you!
Uh.
I wish my mom would pay me $100 for eating noodles.