EvilStranger Effect

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EvilStranger Effect


Discovered by EvilStranger (no friggin’ duh)

When we see a polar bear with all it’s white cuddly fur. We immediately think of it as cute little bears we hug as teddy bears and dolls. Another example is like the crocodile, the intimidating looks makes us think that they are cold blooded killers and someday they will concur the world and eat our children.

The EvilStranger Effect let’s us see the situation in a more sporatic view. Or how I call it, The “What the hell?” Theory.

For example…

A door knob. Most (not all) of the people will immediately think of open a door or something similar to that. Well, the EvilStranger Effect will change that.

From the diagram, the Common Reaction of Thought (I can’t really describe it in English than Chinese).

Door Knob -> Open a door

As most people know that the use of door knob is to open doors and to gain access to somewhere or some place.

The EvilStranger Effect alters that.

Door Knob ->


When EvilStranger Effect is being used, the door knob is the cause of rampaging printers attacking a cup of tea that has legs.

The door knob is kind of hard to understand…

When a person encounters a crocodile, the fear drives the person away from danger keeping the person in safety.
No, a crocodile is not a cold-blooded killer who rapes their victim then kill the victim, after that eat the victim’s kids. They are actually vulnerable poor creatures who eventually becomes hunted, by the Crocodile Hunter. It is also said the Crocodile Union has allied with the Stingrays making their naval forces stoppable like a can of wet textbooks.

Another example is a clown.
They seem to be very muscular, physically fit people under colorful make-up. However, that’s what they want regular people to think. .. But I think it is too late, they have already taken over the world. Their plan was to make fast food and make everyone gluttonous and obese making them all fat, greasy, and immobile.

Since everyone will be immobile and partially defenseless, they move in to their moves and steal all their food and consumable products (and maybe their portable trash cans) and sell it back to them with a buy-one-get-one-free store purchase. Their plan is still processing, no one knows when that day will come. Just beware. Of. McDonalds.

You have been warned.

(So do you understand how the EvilStranger Effect works?)

-School stuff
I have taken interest in photography and popping (pop dancing). The second picture is a picture of me wearing a fedora and a coat doing some weird pose next to a huge poster in my school.

As for pop dancing, I just started today. My dance instructor is the same age as me, he is currently teaching me Wave. Now, as we visualize Wave. People usually think of just make your arms wobble. Actually… you have to move your arm in a specific way to do it right. It’s really hard to explain, but I’ll try to record it down or something.

Despite from all the sores and bone cracking moves, dancing will help me get a better shaped body and other health benefits. (I just started. Don’t ask me how to do stuff)

William Huang, if you are reading this. I wanna say “YOU SUCK” you quit dancing the first day because people are staring at you and you feel embarrassed? DO YOU THINK YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO’S EMBARASSED THERE?! YOU SUCKKKK



Anyway, I started to play this racing game. And I pwn William all the way, he’s now around my skills now from watching the master do his tricks (cough and hacks).
Strategy of EvilStranger
If you get an attack power-up from the item boxes you get
1. Slow down and let 2nd place pass by you, as soon your rank turn into 2nd place, fire the weapon then will most likely drop them down to 4th or 5th place.

2. If your opponent does my trick, then when you see your enemy slows down, ram their ass! That prevents them from firing you.

3. When your opponent is driving uphill, attack with a weapon power-up. Which literally take them about 8 seconds to climb up that god damn hill, while you look back and say “Haha! Loser!” then you crash into a tree and die 😀

First picture – EvilStranger Effect diagram
Second Picture – EvilStranger in a weird pose (I call that “The Moon Walk”)
Third Picture – I was bored, took the picture with my webcam

14 thoughts on “EvilStranger Effect”

  1. The English and the Chinese are the same meaning yo.

    Oh and, Fedoras never go out of fashion!

  2. Fascinating.

    However, polar bears make me think of blood, sharp teeth, and an unusual amount of blood and gore. Not cute and huggliness.

    *shudders*

  3. Polar bears make me think of death.
    because so many hjave died since the North Pole is melting, due to global warming.
    =(

  4. Wanted to comment earlier but i had to pack my stuff. . .

    Rofl at your theoriesXD

    and that William guy sux. . . there is nothing embarrassing with getting dancing lessons. . . especially POPPIN

  5. @Dest1: Duh, he quit Maplestory already. >>

    @Ebil: XD
    However, now, whenever I see a doorknob, I’d think about you, then crack up real bad.
    So it’s all your fault that I’ll go around the house behaving even more like a mad nut. D:<

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