Okay so yeah. It’s been a long long time since I’ve submitted a nice written blog. Due to the fact that in-class essays, tests, parent conferences, and most importantly HUGE ASS projects due by the next days because the teacher is an asshole issues are all daily (cough, unnecessary) necessities to keep kids like us away from games and other entertainment are always in the freakin’ way everyday!!!!

[AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCREW YOU]

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A Shit Load of Fork about School

Around a month ago, biology teacher gave us like a bunch of projects due by the next day. Japanese teacher gave quizzes everyday and gave like 4 projects a week. English Teacher made us watch Romeo and Juliet make love and then write an essay about it. Social Studies teacher made us study like an Encyclopedia-sized packet about the Middle Ages and Renaissance and write another essay about a random topic about it.

To tell you the truth.. I didn’t do well in any of those. Guess what, my counselor wants to have a parent conference with my mom about my progress.

I’m screwed, yo.

Locking

Yeah uh, there’s like a school dance/dating thing soon and I was asked to help out in the performance.

I might be wearing the original lockers uniform. It’s gonna be so cool

And finally.. WHAT I ATE IN THE MORNING FOR BREAKFAST!

Just kidding, MapleStory of course!

I went back onto MapleStory because another of my friend is playing it. We talk about it in school and we sorta “altered” the conversation a little bit..

Him: “Dude Max, I got 500k from this pro yesterday.”
Me: “God damn it, why are you so lucky!?”

-a friend comes-

Dude1: “Hey what game are you guys talking about?”
Him: “Oh Mapl-“
Me: “UHHH SECKS-ONLINE!”
Him: “Uh, yeah yeah!”
Dude1: “wtf”
Me: “Yeah yeah, he was so lucky, he killed a hooker and it dropped 500k”
Dude1 and Him: “……”

So you get the point.
Disguise..

My Thief’s name is uhm.. [Click the picture at the top.] I continued it from level 9.

Seriously, training it after 7 months after not playing it actually fun. I actually enjoyed mindlessly holding the attack button and beat the crap out of snails. It was boring back then, but not anymore!

After I got to level 10. I talked to that upside down ninja dude and he gave me starter weapons
A 1-meso-worth Fruit Knife, a 1-meso-worth Garnier, and 2 sets of un-refillable 1000 Subis.

I didn’t really meant to be an assassin. It’s just that, I didn’t remember what I wanted to be before and I already added a point to Lucky Seven and I came back to check my MMOid and found out it was intended to be a bandit.

OH WELLS. I’ve never been an assassin anyway. So who cares.

At level 11, I trained at where cute frogs are suppose to be murdered. Same thing for level 12 to all the way to 15 I think...

I also met up with this guy who gave me a set of paper airplanes. After the paper airplanes thing, I went to kill the elderly.

No seriously, I did.

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You know what’s really surprising in Taiwan MapleStory?

Steelys are worth 1 million
Tobis are worth 300k ~ 500k
Icicles are worth ~150k

What’s the most surprising to me is that.. People buy fame for 100,000. I’m serious. Here’s another proof. So then I took the advantage of faming the same guy 3 times with my warrior, cleric, and thief.

Unfortunately.. After my last character famed and received the money.. there came another person who offered 200k.

Damn it, whatever.

So I bought 2 sets of icicles and then spent the rest of the money on potions. After a while, I power trained (yes, I really actually enjoyed it) and eventually got to level 20.

Sorry, those are the only good pictures I have because I didn’t focus on taking pictures. Only on training and such. Plus, some of the pictures I took before were screwed up and only shows a black screen.

So to make up for this. I’ll show you 3 pictures and a video!
My stuff and my stats
A sexy picture of my character doing F3
Another picture of my sexy character taking a group picture with the cursor

And lastly..
A music video made by one of those Chinese hillbillies
link

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