MY SON…………….. MY malevolent GREEK SON…………. how I wept for his future………. Mortimore was born on the 6th year on the 6th day of the 6th month of the 6th minute on the 6th second of the 6th night on the 6th crusade in the 6th century!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOAEWAH!!!!!!!~~~~ SHUTUP.
Now that you know when my son was born, it should be easy for you to take in the fact that he’s the devil. SHUTUP! YOUR WRONG. He was actually a normal average everyday boy who liked to play MapleStory with friends and eat KFC. Mortimore just loved this Maplestory video game, and I really don’t undersand why. I asked him “What the f*@ are you doing you stupid *&#&@(!? and all I get is this gibble garble “I’m scrolling my topwear with 10%s so I can raise my STR and hopefully acquire more attack so I can boost my exp daddy, DUH! *mumbles “retard”. One day I finally got sick of it all…. so of course like any respecting father would do I pulled out a 47 magnum and blew his tiny little brains all over the wall.
I was very suprised, unlike the the respectul faces B.C. anguish that cercumvent the power of hearts I liked to use the golden road, not the grey road. Many hours of pain went by as I planned out the piercings of immigrants inside of my blood. I knew that it was the time, the time of death and this would be the place where my heart was racing, racing, racing, R A C I N G. SHUTUP.
HAHAHAHA!!! I yelled with a half crescent smile on my face… THEY WON’T SHUTUP!! I understood it now. I had to kill everybody…. in ALLL of the land. So without conscious doubt I knee slapped to the giddy back and I got geared up lickity split down to the tally man sally.
The essence of time was upon me, MapleStory will be no more.
someone explain this blog to me plz.
PM me with a link to it
ummm 0/10 sucks ass but neway u deserve a cookie and a click!
wha-? you killed your son and you wanna kill everyone else?*runs and hides and shouts:”can’t get me muahahahaha!*
are you being serious or is this some new generation of spam?
well either way eat a waffle and think about using some quotation marks
then come back
So.
You’re talking about your greek son Mortimore who was born on the 6th year on the 6th day of the 6th month of the 6th minute on the 6th second of the 6th night on the 6th crusade in the 6th century and is addicted to Maple and you don’t know why he’s playing it and you tolerated him playing it and finaslly sap you go SHUTUP and vow to destroy maplestory forever.
That’s like a mad scientist’s plan.