CHAPTER 2

*mom whispers son*

mom: son help me! i only have 5 hp left with no pots!

son: BUT IM ALL THE WAY IN ORBIS!

mom: TAKE THE BOAT IT LEAVES IN 5 MINS!

son: ask a pro or sumthin!

mom: come here or ur grounded!

son: if u ground me over a video game your mean!

mom: well, get me my pots and it wont happen

son: ASK DAD!

mom: I gave him no dinner again because hes in ludi and he wouldnt gimme any pots

son: …….

mom: COME HERE BOI

son: If u ground me ull die! cuz i got hp pots

mom: hmmm…. you got a point… just gimme my pots!

dad (in friend chat) : DID YOU GUYS FORGET ABOUT FM?!

son: THERE IS NO FM IN OBIS!

dad: YEAH! it was in the lastest patch!

son: …..wow…..

mom: wait… I cant move.. im stuck on a rope!!!!!!

dad: gah, i giv up!

son: OH I GOT AN IDEAZ! log off mom!

mom: hmmm… worth a try!

*mom logs off, and logs back in*

mom: OMG

*mom lands on top of a snail*

mom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOO!111111111!!!!!!11111oneone!!!11

mom: FOR THE NAME OF IRISH CRACKER SOUPS!!!!

dad: wat is it?

mom: I DIED U NOOB!

dad: turn off caps!

mom: NO!!!!!!11!!

dad: turn off shift

mom: GRRRRRrrrr!!!!!!

mom: SON! YOUR GROUNDED FOR MAKING ME DIE!

son: WAT?! ITS UR FAULT U DIED!

mom: IT WILL TAKE 4EVA TO GET THAT 5% BACK!! I WAS ALMOST LVL 15!!!!!