The end of a series, a show, or a movie is always sad. And so, I present to you the final random installment of the “Hamburger Mcdurgerking series”.

“Now’s my chance!” Osama said. As he backed away.
“Waitaminute… Gilmore Girls isn’t on today. Oh no…” he looked above and saw an office chair being thrown at him.
BAM!
“Owww!” Hamburger said.
“He.. he he he… MWAHAHAHA!!!” Osama cackled as he threw the following at Hamburger:

the statue of Saddam Hussein, the New York Yankees (they suck) another chair, Michael Jackson, Pee-wee, Celine Deon, Tiger (yes, Tiger), Liketoks, pokemon, a banana, used napkin, 10 mesos, 10 dollars, 10 pesos, 10 euros, 10 yen, 10 pounds, Jenny Craig, Mr. Incredilble, Cirque Du Soleil guy, a hotdog stand, a handsome super-sin named killerpeanut, Janet Jackson, Cloud, all the power rangers, Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white, Kim-Jongill, an egg, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, an anvil, the animaniacs, spongebob squarepants, Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist, last week’s issue of TIME magazine, Patrick, Lucifer, Bat Man, super man, spider man, Paris Hilton, Aaron Carter, Backstreet Boys, Nsync, Britney Spears, the olsen twins, a jacko-lantern, William Hung, his minions, Vincent, mushroom, mushmom, all of the mushroom family, an english textbook, a used taco (?), Eric Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, all the southpark people, Emily Rose, Cameron Diaz, Mr. Rogers, drunkdaddy, Regan (from the exorcist), Darth Vader, Millenium Falcon, TX-ATT 560 (Starwars battle tank) Shaq O’ Neil, Kirby, Mario, Elvis, Link, Balrog, Oprah, a clock, a wrapper, steroids, bear trap on steroids, a stoner, books, used gum, a table, a machetti, D-12, a gangsta, where in the world is Waldo, the green goblin, Mickey Mouse, Hello Kitty, ‘Lucy, Nana, Mariko (from Elfen Lied), a peanut, another peanut, a whole bag of peanut, Lay’s CDs, Mariah Carey, Kelly Clarkson, emo people, happy people, psychiatrists, cool people, wierd people, bad people, puking people, Tyson, Mohammed-Ali, Arnold ASchwartzneggar, Muso-Mutscholleni, hill billy, red neck, blue neck, green neck, Godzilla, Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, bombs, Israel and Lebannon, GILMORE GIRLS (<3), Kiera Knightley (<3), A christmas Carol, Bob Saget, a person you want to add here________________, John Lennon, Christina Aguilera, Shakira (SHAKE THOSE HIPS BABY!!!!!), all the school principles, trash, diaper, a rotten cookie, a fair cookie, a super cookie, a hyper cookie, a mega cookie, a stripper, a wh0re, the whole strip club, Elmo, Barney, WWF, Luigi, Captain Falcon, Snake (MGS), a card board box, ultimate home makover, TARA REID (<3), all of the playboy playmates, bugs bunny, dire kirby, super kirby, fat kirby, mime kirby, curry, big whopper, fries, futurerama, Family Guy, the Simpsons, and finally a BIG MAC.

The mass thrown from Osama beat the *&%^ out of Hamburger…

Hamburger was brutally beaten and he was severely injured. Both his arms and legs were punctured by the anvils the animaniacs brought, he was in a state of confusion as Gandalf put a spell on him and was shocked when Shakira slapped him. And then a Big Mac came from aboved and entered his mouth. For rejoice, he chewed with dignity, he was happy that he ended his life with a big mac. He thought of his whole life, the departure, Kristine, ma, and pop. He thought about Mcdonalds and the chosen one. He then saw Anakin Skywalker, Neo and Mr. Basil in front of him.

“The force is with you child.” Anakin had said.
“You are a chosen one. Fulfill your destiny.” Neo had said.
“You gonna eat that?” Mr. Basil said. “Nah, just kidding. Go, and fulfill your destiny…”
“We shall grant you power…” the three had said as a blinding light carressed Hamburger.

“ZOMG what is that?” Osama said, panting.

The pile on Hamburger exploded as they all flew back to Osama with blinding speed and increased power.
“I’m… Back.” Hamburger grinned, as he turned super sayian.

He threw 700 multi colored Light sabers at Osama. As he used his fat to grow another arm. He summoned and threw all of the existing maplers at Osama. He threw Bill Gates, a carebear, Target and Walmart, he threw, Costco, Sony, Nintendo, all of the Naruto characters…. and he finally threw his life. And with a blinding speed. All was over. Osama exploded as Hamburger’s corpse lay still.

Kristine came to him as she cried on his chest…

LATER THAT DAY…

She looked at the two sunsets as seen at the end of starwars episode III.
He held Hamburger’s corpse close to him, and reached an elightened sense. Life was more than power. What good is life without happy hour… I mean joy. What good is joy without life. He’d never forget about Hamburger, what he showed the world. Droplets of Kristine’s tears fell on Hamburger’s almost peaceful face. He did what he was supposed to, he showed the true meaning of life. JOY.

“I guess this is it.” Kristine said in tears of happiness. “This was the legacy of Hamburger Mcdurgerking. But I sense another thing… another child would soon come. To enlighten the world once more….” she held her pregnant stomach up against Hamburger. “This is your daughter Hamburger… our daughter.”

She looked up once more at the two sunsets. Indeed, this was the legacy of Hamburger Mcdurgerking.

(Plays “May the Force be with you” from starwars)

THE END.