Well, I’ve got a lot of PMs saying they want more mario brothers… here you go.
The mario brothers were still on the ground, fuming. The GMs inspected them carefully as the fire was being put away.
While they were doing that, Mario and Luigi thought of their childhood. And how this mess started…
Her name was Karla~~ 9.5: Childhood Memories
“Whoppee!!” Baby Mario said in happiness. He had recieved his red hat, even though it not only fit his face, but it also fit his face.
“Aahh..” Luigi held out his hands. He wanted one too. But their parents told him that he was too young.
“Oh ma gawd, what-a hell!?” Baby Luigi thought. “I am-a taller than him!!” As far as Luigi can remember, this is when the jealousy started growing.
Even though he was jealous, he looked up to his midget brother. He felt that it was a wall that he had to overcome. He had to be better.
“I hafta ovecome da midget wall…”
Before he knew it, Mario was already killing stuff: snails, mushrooms, and all the noob stuff.
“Haha! You see-a dat Luigi!?” Mario grinned in pride as he swiftly put his belt away in his fancy Bob the Builder utility belt. There laid a horde of dead mushrooms. Mario sat next to the dead mushrooms and began eating it. He seemed to have gotten more power from the orange mushroom as he killed more swiftly. He had put some mushroom chunks inside his bag for emergency use.
“Brother…” Luigi said shyly, as he shifted his long awaited green hat. “Can-a I have some?”
Mario smiled. “It maybe-a too strong for you. But ‘ey, what the heck!.” Mario gave Luigi a small piece.
“Ooh, yippers!” Luigi cried as he gobbled the whole thing. His eyes widened and his whole body began to shake.
“Luigi?” Mario said nervously.
“R…re…RED BULL GIVE YOU WINGS!!!!!!” Luigi shouted as he jumped around and ran around so fast that it made Mario dizzy.
“Luigi! That’s not Red Bull!” Mario cried. But it was too late. Luigi dove towards the green mushrooms in Henesys Hunting Ground.
“I am-a invincible!!! AHAHAHAHA!” Luigi screamed as if he were almost high off of something.
The warrior sitting on top of a hay stack watched with amusement. “What’s that level 10 kid doing? He doesn’t even have a weapon with him!”
Luigi went head on with the green mushroom.
“Take-a dat!” Luigi cried as he punched a green mushroom with his own hands. MISS
“Eh?” Luigi said in shock. He made the green mushroom pissed. The green mushroom tackled at Luigi, which blew him all the way to Henesys Hunting Ground 3.
“Eh…” Luigi said weakly as he opened his eyes. He saw Mario. “Mario…?”
“You idiot! You could-a gotten almost killed!” He slapped him in the head. “Yo’ Stopid!”
Luigi had tears in his eyes. Mario gave him some potions.
“Don’t go charging at monsters higher leveled than you like that.” Mario said wisely. “Here, take this.” he handed him a red snail shell.
“I don’t-a need-a that noob stuff!” Luigi puffed.
“Noob stuff!?” Mario screamed, “We are noobs!” Mario shook with rage. “You are-a fool ickle brother. Lemme show you what this-a can do.”
They went back to HHG 1, where Luigi sat pateintly on top of the hay stack.
“Now look-a dis.” Mario said. As he threw a snail shell gracefully. He hit a 40 damage.
A level 20 warrior nearby looked at him in pitty. “A level 15 showing off to his little brother… noob.”
Luigi wasn’t surprised. Mario hit higher damages than that.
“Now take-a looky at this.” Mario said. Luigi watched him. He noticed there was a twinkle of ambition in his eyes. Luigi was shocked. He saw tiny, but clear sparks of blue flame swirling his legs. And around his body.
The level 20 warrior looked shock. “That’s impossible, the level 15 warrior is using rage!?” he fainted and suffered a minor heart attack. No one cared.
“Wow…” Lugi said in awe. He now saw a flame of ambition in his twinkling eyes.
“You focus your energy, your power, your rage into this snail shell.” Mario continued as the flame around him converted into the red snail shell. It began burning with red flame. Luigi was shocked. It was almost as if he was watching ‘Shaolin Soccer’… Mario had tossed the burning red snail shell up and bicycle kicked it. It was like a comet. It went straight into the green mushroom’s face as it did 400 damage, the green mushroom died as the burning snail shell went straight through it, and into another green mushroom, and into another until all the green mushroom on the platform was gone.
Mario grinned. “Mama says green mushrooms are unedible because they’re poisonous”
XD, no one cared
Nice. . . No gore this time! =D
Anyways, good one. It’s fun, showing how the Mario Brothers actually started hating each other. Gives off a nice *twist*.
Waiting for the 10th. . . hopes it comes soon.
LOL, Red Bull gives you wings xD. I wonder how the green mushroom blew him to Henesys Hunting Ground 3. Keep up the good work! Hoping to see the 10th part =).
Bring back the gore!
O.O luigi is older than mario
Mama mia that was good @.@ and no nightmares from naked chciks being tortured
400 damage! O.o