*Everything is in an italian accent*

Legend says that one late night, when the sky was dark and the wind was cool amongst the roaring waves, Karla stood on top of a boulder staring the ocean. Yes, the beautiful, yet aggressive Karla was calmly gazing at the ocean under the twinkling stars in search of something she did not know what to find. She wanted to find the point of life. She wanted power. But it is almost as if she had a split personality: the gentle Karla and the aggressive kill-a-guy-who-pissed her off kind. And as according to the legend, she was in a gentle mood. But she sensed something, someone was watching her. She quickly spotted the guy who was watching her. The next second thing he saw after Karla a steely on his forehead. Legend says that’s how Harry Potter got his scar, how Kenny McCormick died for the 1000th time, how Chuck Norris got hurt the first time, that was the reason why Osama Bin Laden went into hiding,that was how pokemon got extinct, that was why no one knows how many licks it takes to reach the center of a tootsie-pop, and that was how George Washington died. Well… that is a legend and all, but one thing remains true my friend…
Her name was Karla

And this is the story I have to tell. The truth about Karla and I. This is my story, actually hers, and my life.

So I was walking down Kerning City with my friend Mario and Luigi. So we talked about killing mushrooms and Mario said that eating mushrooms make you bigger. Yeah, he’s a funny guy. Then Frank comes over and tells me about Karla.
“Eeey…. Charlie, how you been man?” Frank, the level 20 rogue (sin) comes to greet me. “Oh hey! Well I’ll be, ain’t dat the Mario bruddas? EY!!! Long time no see man!”
“See dis!” Luigi shouts. “It always is da Mario familiy! Why isn’t it da Luigi Family eh!?”
“‘Cos Im the older brother Luigi!” Mario replies, “respect your eldas Luigi!”
“Oooh don’t give me that crap, I’m tired of this!” Luigi charges at Mario as it turns into one of those cartoon-smoke-rumbles-with only the hands visible.
“Yeah, dat be the Mario family…” Frank continues. “Anyways, you know dat girl Karla!? She made her job as a sin! Suites her eh?”
“Franky, it’s everything about Karla for you. Yeah, she killed a GM when lvl 5, I heard I heard. She’s wanted ain’t she?” I said sheepishly, “Anyways, how’s the family business? Your Ma ok?”

Suddenly, a crowd formed out of no where.

“OMG OMG OMG@@@@@@@@@@@ I LUV U GM@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@” roared the crowd
“MARRY ME OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” roared another.
“Eh, Charlie, looks like a GM came, lets take a look.” Frank said.
As the pushed amongst the roaring crowd, they saw that the GMs were fully equipped.
“GM: we are here to exterminate Karla.”
Suddenly, a lady appeared with caramel brunnete hair all curly behind me.
I don’t know why but I took a deep smell of her. Hmmm leather, she was wearing a leather jacket. As she held me close to her and jumped behind a building, I was in a state of ecstasy, as I felt her body warmth. My happiness ended when I found out that Karla was holding me as hostage.

Uh oh…