“Ugh…uh…” Hamburger groaned. “Where, where am I?”
“Good! you woke up!” a mysterious lady came in. “Here, drink this.” In a state of confusion he did as she said and took a sip from the vial.
“MMMM… Coke.” Hamburger said.
“Yup, it’s medicated. It’ll make you feel all better.” the mysterious priestess said with a smile.
“Gosh lady, you sure know how to make a bad medicine turn into a good medicine… Hehe, I have know idea what I said.” Hamburger laughed.
“Haha!” the priestess laughed with him. “Anyways…” *she rustled through a paper bag*
“WOAH! *sniff* *sniff* no.. no way!!!!” Hamburgers’ eyes got teary.
“Here, you want one?” the priestess handed her a BIG MAC.
“WHOOOOOOOO!!!! I’ve been looking everwhere for this! ” he shouted as he took the Big Mac and shoved it in his mouth.
“Wow, you’re a fan of Mcdonalds?” the priestess asked surprised by his appetite.
“YAH! I luff all vurguers. *mouth stuffed*” Hamburger said.
“Haha, well here’s the TV so help your self and make your self home.” the priestess stood up and left the room.
“Wow, such a nice person, she’s about my age huh? Ehehehe… not bad lookin’ also. She’s almost like Monica from the show Friends except MUCH YOUNGER. Kinda like Keira… beautuful and untainted and friendly.” Hamburger thought. “Of course no one would dig me so… why worry about it. I hope we can be friends though.”
*Flips on TV*
Commercial:”*sings* at Perion weapon and armor store~~ We sell weapons and armors!”
“Hmmm… where is Keira. Wait, how did I end up here? UGHHH!!!!!!!!!” Hamburger screamed while holding his head with sheer pain. “I remember it know. The terrorists, the fight I had with them, Bruce Lee beating up Chuck Norris, and and and… HAPPY GILMORE!” Hamburger thought as the pain increased.
“GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” Hamburger shouted.
The door immediately opened.
“Damn it, he’s going into convulsions!” the priestess said as she mumbled a spell. A bright condesed green light bursted unto Hamburger from the Priest. The priestess clasped her hands and mumbled a spell, her hands shone with bright white light, and admist the green, she pressed her hands on Hamburgers’ burning chest.
~~A moment later~~
“Hellooooo…. wake up sleepy head..” a familiar voice said.
The priestess slowly opened her eyes. “huh?”
“ooo thank god, you’re still alive!” Hamburger said. “You used up too much energy trying to heal me. I really do appreciate it.”
“HUH!? Wow, I collapsed?” the priestess opened her eye once more and looked up. *GASP*
“What’s wrong?” Hamburger said.
“Y..your left eye.. its yellow.” the priestess remarked. His left eye was gold and bright. He’s pupils were still intact but it gave a slight different overall appearance to Hamburger. He looked as if he has a hidden power within him.
“Oh this, yeah, I noticed it before since I’ve even moved here.” he grinned.
“And your forehead, there’s a scar that I didn’t notice while I was healing you.” the priestess said.
“S..scar..?” Hamburger worried.
“Yes, the scar looks like a *giggles*…” the priestess smiled.
“Looks like a what?” Hamburger demanded.
“A hamburger.” the priestess broke into a laughter.
~~To be continued~~
KEEP THEM COMING! WOOTY WOOTZ0RS!
lol a hamburger!
yeah, it’s a spoof of harrypotter
HAMBURGER!?!?!?!?