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I know this has nothing to do with Maplestory, but I had to say something about Elfen Lied.

So I read a couple of blogs about Elfen Lied and heard how bloody and gory it was n’ stuff. So I was like meh, let’s see for myself!

I always watch TV shows with my trusty Mountain Dew. I made my seat comfy and began watching the stuff.

I went to youtube and went to see the first episode. Here was my reaction:

The theme song was booorring. Opera-ish thing so I was like meh.
Then, I saw a bloody arm. And I wasn’t surprised, it was as expected.
Then I see this hot chick, nude with a helmet on. So I was like… oh yeah… this is gonna be good. WHOO!
And then I see some guy’s head exploding. And I was like woah!!
Yeah, then I see the hot nude chick weating a helmet breaking out of a crucifix thingy and walking, while carrying something. I noticed she was humming something. As she was walking she held something and I was like ZOMG!!! A DECAPTITATED HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well that shocked me a little. But then the hot nude chick (Lucy) was walking around to compensate that. So I was like Oh well.

Then she started killing people.

Mountain Dew came splashing out of my mouth and nose, she used her invisible arms to slice of a guy’s head slice a body in half!!!!

I saw a guy whose bottom half was smashed against a wall and was still trying to escape from the sadistic chick. And then some guy’s internal organs exploded and another rush of mountain dew came out of my mouth. I was like ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The hot sadistic chick, or Lucy was humming something cheerfully without a thing in her mind, as she sliced people. So I was like… Hmmm I guess it’s oka— OMG! SHE PINNED HIS EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!

All in all, being 13 yrs old. I felt I was trapped in some sort of time slip. I was like ZOMG, is this what kidsh nowadays!?!?!?

So I was little freaked out. It was beyond what I expected. But then, she was walking in nude so I guess it was okay. It’d be sooo gross if it was some 79 yr old fat nude lady.

I came up with a formula: Sailor Moon+ Hostel+ Saw + Starwars = Elfen Lied.

Drunkdaddy gives it a 2.5 star/ out of 5