Drunkdaddy’s Halloween

Yes.
Halloween.

8th Grade and I’m still going Trick or Treatin’ with my Friends! OH YEAHHHHHHHHH~

I gotta tell you.
It doesnt matter about the age. Whose gonna miss out on free candies?

Anyways, with a party of 5 we began our mission.
I was wearing a mask. . . it was a mysterious mask. It kinda looked like a Babe Ruth-ish telletuby. Eitherway, my mask was frickin’ hilarious.

It’s been three years wearing that mask and it still has that magical, comedy charm. It was great.

I was obnoxiously hyper. WE were obnoxiously hyper.

On to the first door.

Me:”Trick-or Treat n’ stuff!”
Friends:* Laughs *
Lady: HAHAHA! Your mask!
Me:”Yeah, I’m that guy *points to my friend* for Halloween”
Lady & Friends: HAHAHAHA

Next stop

Me: TRICK OR TREAT N’STUFF
Freinds: n’stuff. . . *laughs*
Man: Wow, your mask is amazing.
Me: Thank you, I’m a minority for Halloween
Everyone: HAHAHA!
Me: I love your decorations, and I certainly have seen some decorations.
Everyone: LOL

anyways, I complement people’s houses as we go around, ending with a “And I have seem some (whatever I’m complementing the person about).”

It was such a nice time. Our group became well known and stuff so it was like giggidy-giggidy.

Shortly after, we see a guy and his girlfriend inside his truck driving past us.

Them: TRICK OR TREAT B*TCHES!~ HAHAHA!
Us: . . .

I love those kinda reckless high school seniors. And trust me, I’ve been with em.

Me: HEY GUYS!!! WAIT UP!
Them: o_O
Me: *acts retarded*
Them: O_o
Me: ghiohsrgrjhg!!!!!! TIMMEH! TIMMEH! (from southpark)
Them: HAHA! Are you serious?

My friend later called me stupid for chasing wasted high school seniors. I couldnt get my hands off the girls.

And so after that, we met up with our girlfriends and out pary increased to 11.

I was sooo hyper.

Next stop

Everyone: TRICK OR TREAT!
Me: . . .N’ STUFF!
Everyone: with that mask, tell them that you’re Kim Jong Il this year for Halloween.
Me: Aight, sweet.
*silence*
Everyone: Come on guys, they’re not gonna come and give us candy.
Me: *faces the house* consider yourself nuked.
Everyone: AHAHAHAHA!

Now we’re in a merry mood. We start singing “Every time we touch”

But our girlfriends had to go now. . . Boohoo.

After exchanging hugs we part.

But, we guys are still going to have some fun.

My Friend: *Looks at a highschooler in a very “revealing” costume.* Hey lady! is that a costume, or is that where you work!?

We laughed sooo hard on that comment.

We go by more houses, and I continue complimenting houses n’ stuff.

Next Stop

Us: Trick or Treat n’ stuff!
Lady: *comes out of the door and gives us candies*
Me: *stares at her clothes.*
Lady: Uhh… is there something wrong?
Me: I can recognize that bunny from anywhere. (Her clothes had playboy bunnies on it)
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA! I bet you do.

Every stop we make, I was a different person from Halloween.

I was first a telletubby, George Bush, My friend, Michael Jackson, Kim Jong Il, Britney Spears, someone’s mom, etc.

We continue our merry way.

Oh wait! Is that a bunch of hawt looking highschool girls!?

Girl: Hey, is that (my friend) on the phone?
Me: si.
Girl: Can I talk to him? *does the unbearablly hot lower lip thing that I cannot resist*
Me: *passes her my cell*
Girl: (My friend)! You better not throw candies at me or I’ll kick your ass and hunt you down. *passes me back the phone*
Me: *to the phone* you hear that? You’re getting lucky tonight, she’s gonna hunt you down.
The group of Girls: O_O
Me: *closes phone* Hey! Come on! It’s an American Joke!
Girls: HAHAHA!
Then I got hugs. They all smelled good.

Well, that was a short excerpt of my wonderful Halloween.
I hope you had a good halloween like I did.

Peace y’all.

11 thoughts on “Drunkdaddy’s Halloween”

  1. Wow, you are like every eight grader i have met this year. lol
    Glad ya had fun!

    I am in the 10th grade and i went trick or treating.
    FREE CANDY!
    how can i possibly pass the offer.

  2. sadly, no one ever celebrates halloweenies in singapore.

    at least rs has halloween celebrations.
    XP

  3. Haha, sounds like fun.

    Reminds me when I was young, then again I was a ‘spooky’ kid.

    Anywho, I’m glad you had fun.

  4. When l was in England<i was really young at that time, but if i get the chance now, l will still go D> l went Trick or Treating,

    Sadly in Singapore we don’t celebrate Halloween, *sobs*

  5. Me:”Trick-or Treat n’ stuff!”
    Friends:* Laughs *
    Lady: HAHAHA! Your mask!
    Me:”Yeah, I’m that guy *points to my friend* for Halloween”
    Lady & Friends: HAHAHAHA
    Everyone: TRICK OR TREAT!
    Me: . . .N’ STUFF!
    Everyone: with that mask, tell them that you’re Kim Jong Il this year for Halloween.
    Me: Aight, sweet.
    *silence*
    Everyone: Come on guys, they’re not gonna come and give us candy.
    Me: *faces the house* consider yourself nuked.
    Everyone: AHAHAHAHA!
    LMFAO DRUNK UR FKCIN HILARIOUS! I WISH I KNEW U IN RL

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