The name’s DonPianta. Nuff’ said. I come here today with tales of a young fool who was in da mob and fell in love wit a dame. (This isn’t true here so shaddup wit ur stupid questions)

Here are the characters that will be in tanight’s show. Don’t worry, noone was harmed in the making of this here presentation. So shaddup about all da gore and junk.
Grendel=TheGodFather
Johny=TheFool
Bruce=TheRightHandMan
Cliff=TheLeftHandMan
Gibbert=DaChickenNeckTwerp

Lemme’ give ya da setting. It’s a rainy day. That’s it. Stuff’s happening. Get used to it.

Grendel: You come here, on the day of my daughter’s wedding, asking me for a request?

Gibbert: But but but… Mr. Godfather sir, you said we get any request fufilled on the day of your daughter’s wedding!

Grendel: Shaddup chicken neck! Are you saying I don’t comply with what I say? What are you exactly saying you skronny little twerp?

Bruce: You want me to boot this fella out sir?

Grendel: There’s no need for violence there tough guy. You just keep in the corner like a good little man. Now back to you turkey liver, are you implying that I don’t fufill my promises I make to the people? Da people are family to me! I don’t let them down!

Gibbert: I-I-I-I’m sorry sir! I didn’t mean anything by whatever I said! I’m just a afraid little twerp and I had nowhere else to come!

Grendel: Enough of your craptalk Jibbles! What is it you request of me, The All-Knowing and Wise (and may I add handsome) MapleFather?

Gibbert: I need money, sir! For my neice’s payments for college! You can’t leave me hanging!

Grendel: What is this ya twerp?! We ain’t stealing Harvard here! Now get outta my sight! Bring in da next freeloader that wants something outta me!

Cliff: I got da next punk right here Mister MapleFather sir. He was causing a commotion on his way up here. It seems pretty important he wants ta talk with ya sir.

Grendel: You talk like you’re a freaking Italian Cliff! But whatever, bring in da hoodlum and let me talk to him.

Johny: Grendel! I believe this wedding is wrong! Your daughter should not marry the man you believe to be your future son-in-law!

Cliff: Uh oh, she shouldn’t have gone an said that huh boss?

Bruce: Oh, he’s askin’ for a lickin’ there huh boss? Want me to throw him off da roof of da buildin’?

Grendel: No need for this boys. I want to hear what this little moron has to say…

~And that concludes da presentation for tanight. We ain’t got nuthin’ left to show ya! Go get a job ya lazy bums!

And yes, this will be more related to MS in a while but this is only the first episode! There is much to come and be anticipated for and whatnot.

-DonPianta-