DEST1 UPDATE: I just ate some waffles. What did I learn? Never mix Peanut Butter with Maple Syrup.

It’s the Smart-Arse Nuub! Scene 8! Enjoy the show!

In a world with worlds, 2-d. and ______((<—Intentional)), a new person awakens. His name is nArUto0546! The Smart-Arse (Is arse even a word?) Nuub!

ZOh NOHS! The government took away our music!! NOOOOOOOOH!!!

Scene 8: Floor 100 of Ludibrium EOS Tower ((I almost forgot what it was called, being away from Maple for so long))

And no, we don’t have any special guests today.

And to save you the time of deciphering what the noob is saying, I’ll make him a weeny bit more literate. For your sake. And for my sake, so I won’t have to go and writing stuff that has to follow up what he says.

nArUto0546: lolololololol lke at thos rats111!!!22@2@
QWERTY: They aren’t weak, you know.
nArUto0546: lolololololololoololol, whtevar1111234567&&8998
QWERTY:Alright then, lets see if you will get killed when you jump on them!
nArUto0546: zmg u dmb u jump 0n rt thy diI1111
QWERTY: They do not die! You die!
nArUto0546: zmg thn u jmp 0n thm111
QWERTY: Fine! *Jumps* AHA! I didn’t die!
nArUto0546: o rly/11/1? *Jumps* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I DNDT DIE111111111
QWERTY:What the heck? *logs off and goes onto mule account, that is level 5*
QWERTY2: ZOMG LET’S SEE IF THIS IS TRUE! *Jumps* *Dies* ZOMG HACKER!
nArUto0546: whu///? meeh////?
QWERTY2: YEH!
GMDudeFromScene7: LOL I CAUGHT YOU HACKING, nArUto0546!!!
nArUto0546: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa u lyeeee11111111111111111111112
GMDudeFromScene7: LOL, LYKE, YEH RIIIGHT! *nArUto0546 has been banned for hacking*
QWERTY2: LOLOL HE GOT BANNED!
GMDudeFromScene7: What the hell? You can’t use the name Qwerty as a username in this game!!
QWERTY2: Uh, Yuhhuh. . .
GMDudeFromScene7: ZOMG YOU BANNED! *QWERTY2 has been banned for hacking into the MapleStory servers and allowing himself to use QWERTY as a name in MapleStory. LOL GM’S RULE YALL, DAAAWGS!!!*

((We now meet our noob in some distant place where all banned people go to.))

nArUto0546: zmg whre am i111/??
GMnpc: Welcome, you are now in the banned area. We are now assigning you a room to stay. And it smells. WAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
nArUto0546: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu11111111111111111!!1!11

TRANSACTION IS NOW BEING CONFIRMED. . .DING! WELCOME TO BANNEDSTORY! ((Lol, coincidence?)) THE PLACE YOU GO WHEN YOU ARE BANNED! Dying, killing, hacking, keylogging, godmoding, vaccing, eating, pooping, showering, playing, gaming, hating, vomiting, hijacking, bombing, lying, sleeping, crying, snorting, shouting, helping, laughing, booger eating, teeth picking, F3ing, F2ing, F1ing, F4ing, F5ing, F6ing,F7ing, Cash Shopping, farting, and peeing is not allowed. PLEASE FOLLOW THE RULES NEXT TIME!

nArUto0546: wow ths ruum is sooooo emty1111
ImAGirl: ZOMG! Why did you guys pair me up with this noob?!
nArUto0546: lololol luk it ta boi aghn111
ImAGirl: ZOMG! IM A GIRL!!!!!!
nArUto0546: lolol sht up nuub1!!!1
ImAGirl: OMG! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
Guards: Sorry, no shouting and no helping in BannedStory.
nArUto0546: lololololololo1 u gt told11111
Guards: Sorry, no laughing in BannedStory.
nArUto0546: zmg sht ta #@#$ up111
Guards: Apparently, we allow cursing. But that is technically shouting. No shouting allowed in BannedStory.
ImAGirl: ZO- I mean, this place stinks!
Guards: Sorry, arguing is leads to crying, so no crying allowed in BannedStory.
ImAGirl: ZOMG I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT YOU NOOB GUARDS!
Guards: No shouting allowed in BannedStory.
ImAGirl: ZOMG YOUR NPCS!
Guards: No shouting allowed in BannedStory.
nArUto0546: lolololooloolol thy fkers1111
ImAGirl: Hey, noob, I bet, if we can work together, we can get out of here.
nArUto0546: bt ths plce is in ta mddle uf nowere111
ImAGirl: So? Then we can sue MapleStory and allow our characters back!
nArUto0546: zmg sht up nuub
ImAGirl: Alright, if you say so!
nArUto0546: lololololollolo whutevr
ImAGirl: *Breaks out of room* LOLOOLOL! I’m free! I’m free! I’m fr- OWW! WHO HIT ME?! *dies*
Guard: Apparently, we aren’t NPCs. And you just broke another rule. So we are deleting you from our database. With all due respect, The Maplestory Crew.
nArUto0546: lolololololoolo thy respctd u1111waaaaaa bt im all allune nw111!!1
Guard: Yes, you are alone. Now, if your willing to change, wait for us to release you in the next, say, 50 years?
nArUto0546: zmg ok1111

50 Years Later!~

nArUto0546: Woot! I’m free! I’m free! I’m fr-*wakes up* huh?/// waaaaaaaaaaaaa
QWERTY2: Hey dude! Dude! You fell asleep there? I guess you were afk.
nArUto0546: zmg bt i knw huw tu tye111
QWERTY2: You learned how to type ehh? Heh, good for you?
nArUto0546: wat111 huw cme i nut ded//??
GMDudefromacoupleminutesago: LOLOL I CAUGHT YOU! *nArUto0546 has been banned for hacking*
QWERTY2: I reported him, when do I get my reward?
GMDudefromacoupleminutesago: ZOMG! YOU CAN’T USE QWERTY AS A NAME! *QWERTY2 has been banned for hacking into the MapleStory servers and allowing himself to use QWERTY as a name in MapleStory. LOL GM’S RULE YALL, DAAAWGS!!!*
WertQ: *Guy walks out from Floor 101* Wait, your a GM! HI!
GMDudefromacoupleminutesago: LOL, Wussup?
WertQ: Wait! Aren’t you supposed to be losing HP from the mice down there?
GMDudefromacoupleminutesago: Eer, are you supposed to be losing HP?
WertQ: No, I’m on the platform above the mice.
GMDudefromacoupleminutesago: Speaking of not losing Hp. . . *WertQ has been banned for hacking.*
GMDudefromacoupleminutesago: Gawd, I love being a GM.

Moral: GM’s are allowed to use Godmode without banning themselves.

SideNote: Don’t worry, our noobie will respawn for Scene 9. =)