The Smart-Arse Nuub Scene 5.

WHOOPDEEDO! IT’S DEST1! Hi everyone! Dest1 back with another blog that took 4 days to make. Like, it’s weird, like, riiight? Heh, I noticed that only 18 of my blogs haven’t been spam that I posted, or stupid 3 liners that I made when I first joined about 3 months ago. 3 liners, 3 months, It took me 3 months to make something I find enjoyable. So many 3s! Did you know I like reading my own blogs? Not good. You would think I would go on huggling the screen for the next five hours. I don’t like it that much, MMM’Kay? Ok, on with Scene 5!

Sidenote: If you do not understand nuubspeak, please read what the person says next to understand. Or if you do understand nuubspeak, then feel free to not do the extra work.

Another sidenote: I think, after rereading this over, this one is more stupid than funny. I still hope you enjoyed this, and don’t think this sidenote should bother you from clicking “I Like”. AHH! HAPPY GO LUCKY FOURSOME FORCE GO!

HOLY MOLY. TODAYS SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE IZ AWESOMEZ. Special Guest Appearance by AliyahRoyal and her sister, OlevIze!

Everyone: *hearts popping out of eyes*

Ok everyone, no need to get emotional. *Pushes hearts back into eyes*

Everyone: OWWY!

Oops, sorry everyone.

In a world with dinosaurs, r-

Everyone: ISN’T DINOSAURS EXTINCT?!

Let me get on with the story will yeh?!

Anyway, In a world with dinosaurs, rocks, and some more rocks, there awakens a new person. His name is nArUto0546, The Smart-Arse Nuub!

*Arguing drowns out music*

EVERYONE: DINOSAURS ARE EXTINCT!!!
Me: IM TALKING ABOUT THE MAPLESTORY GAME!!!
EVERYONE: SHUT UP! SCIENCE SAYS DINOSAURS ARE EXTINCT!
Me: IM TALKING ABOUT MAPLESTORY! AND DINOSAURS ARE NOW EVOLVED INTO DIFFERENT ANIMALS! DUMMAHS!
EVERYONE: SHUT UP!
Me: JOO!
EVERYONE: *silent*
Me: Okay, thank you.

Scene 5- Perion, east side, Portal that leads to the dungeon.

Everyone: Isn’t he gonna be killed?!?! *worried*
Me:…..

nArUto0546: y evrytng bunt1/!//?
Periondude: Cause.
nArUto0546: cuz y11111//?
Periondude: Cause this is Perion.
nArUto0546: su1?1/?
Periondude: Well, Maplestory made Perion like this.
nArUto0546: hu tht1?1/1/11/1/1?
Periondude: Er, your playing it.
nArUto0546: plyng hu11/1
Periondude: THIS GAME!
nArUto0546: ths a gme1/1/1!?1
Periondude: Yes! This a game!!
nArUto0546: nu it nt1!1 ths me1111
Periondude: HOW CAN YOU PLAY YOURSELF!?
nArUto0546: wii r111
Periondude: No we aren’t!
nArUto0546: yuhh111
Periondude: nuhhh!
nArUto0546: ahsahhahahahaahahshashashashs u spll a wrd wrng1111
Periondude: GAH! SHUT THE *bleep* UP!
nArUto0546: u cnt crse1111 gme dun lt u1111
Periondude: Well Dest1 runs the show! He makes me do whatever I want!! *cries*
nArUto0546: hu dat111/1
Periondude: *cries* your creator!
nArUto0546: wht dat11/111
Periondude: *still crying* oh what th- *stops crying* *hearts popping out of eyes* ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG! THOSE GIRLS ARE HAWT!!! *drooling*
nArUto0546: whre1!1
Periondude: There! *points*
AliyahRoyal and OlevIze: Hello. *f6*
Periondude: Will you marry me?*drooling on Aliyah’s feet*
AliyahRoyal: Err, no?
Periondude: How about you? *sweating*
OlevIze: No. Hehe.
Periondude: NOOO! MY LIFE IS RUINED!!! *jumps off cliff* WHAT IM STILL ALIVE?! *gets eaten by fire boar*
nArUto0546: he rght yu twu huttttttttt1111
AliyahRoyal: We aren’t huts! *bonks you on the head*
nArUto0546: OWWY! *cries*
OlevIze: This is weird, Aliyah.
AliyahRoyal: Err, yes it is.
nArUto0546: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
AliyahRoyal: Shh! The Duckie Police is gonna get you if you don’t be quiet! J000!
OlevIze: *whispers* Nice one Aliyah.
nArUto0546: kkkkk i stp b mi gfs11111!1 O i wll jmp uff clff11!1
OlevIze: NUU! DON’T!!!
AliyahRoyal: Shh! *whispers* remember, in the game you get to respawn!
OlevIze: Oh yeh, I forgot, sister.
nArUto0546: i waing111
AliyahRoyal: You mean waiting, right?
nArUto0546: iluv u11111
OlevIze: That was random.
AliyahRoyal: Okay! We will be your girlfriends! Ju-
nArUto0546: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
AliyahRoyal: Just follow us.
OlevIze: *whispering* what are you doing, Aliyah!?
AliyahRoyal: Shush! I got a trick up my sleeve.
nArUto0546: uuu kyyyy111
AliyahRoyal: Right. Follow me.

AND THEN STARTS A TEDIOUS WALK TO ANOTHER SCREEN.

Everyone: Zomg turn off caps lock!

AliyahRoyal: Here we are! Just walk down a bit there and wait. We are gonna get your engagement rings. *walks away*
OlevIze: So stay right there till we come back.
nArUto0546: oooo k1111
AliyahRoyal: Teehee!
OlevIze: o.O. Nothing to say.

A COUPLE MIN-

Everyone: Turn off your freakin’ caps!
Me: Sorry!!!

A couple minutes later!

nArUto0546: oooooo dnosur1111 i thut thy xtint111
Dinosaurmonster: We are not extinct, young boy.
nArUto0546: i wll mke u xtint111 *pokes at dinosaur*

MISS!!!!

Dinosaurmonster: Ooo you done it now, boy! *walks on nArUto0546*

MISS!!!!

nArUto0546: haahahaahjahjahahahaha
Dinosaurmonster: What the! *walks on nArUto0546*

MISS!!!!

nArUto0546: hahahsahahahhaaa
Dinosaurmonster: Alright then! Oh bois! My friends are coming to help me. Stay right there, ok?
nArUto0546: kkkkkkk
*A bunch of dinosaurs*: Is this the boy?
Dinosaurmonster: Yep.
nArUto0546: ooooooooooo1111 *pokes them*

MISS!!!!
MISS!!!!
MISS!!!!
MISS!!!!
MISS!!!!
MISS!!!!
MISS!!!!

*A bunch of dinosaurs*: *walks on nArUto0546*
nArUto0546: *dies* awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww1111!111

THERE YOU GO!
Everyone: Didn’t we tell you to turn off your caps!!!
Sorry! Well, there you go! Scene 5.

NOW LIKE IT!!

Sorry. Outburst.

9 thoughts on “The Smart-Arse Nuub Scene 5.”

  1. ZOMG!
    bwahhaahahaaa. I love how you used the things i might say.

    aww, i was cracking UP while reading.
    verry nice dest1!

    *thumbs up*

  2. lmfao!
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
    this was too good.
    i love my parts, lol.
    and the hut part was just like beyond hilarious! =]
    amazing job. ♥

    <33 Liviadia.

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