Wow, 2-5 days of idleness and coming up with ideas really pays off when you used up all of your imagination in three blogs. But, I’m back. Well, a little update on my life first before we start.

I finished my homework which is a good thing, 5 more days until school starts. And I’m going back to the east coast at 3am tommorow, as in Jan. 4, 2007. And during all of the idea thinking, I’ve been playing with action figures again. Yeh, thats right. Action figures. I don’t know why. And, I smell like baby powder, but I didn’t put any on. Aw well, I hope you guys and gals like my story blog this time.

Woah! I’m on a streak! Special Guest Appearance by vicelin and fpooned!

Uh, do I really have to write the *everything is coincidental* part? Bleh, i’ll just add it to the end.

In a world with 1st, 2nd, and 3rd person speech, dirty sewers, and 4x’s summoning on noobs, there awakens a new person. His name is nArUto0546! The Smart (not really)- Arse Nuub!

*untouchable morse code music plays*

…..:.:.:.:…:.:.:
:.::::…:.:.,:.
,,,:.:::.:,;
”:”’;:,.”;:,’.
*”.,;:”*!!!!!

Note: Not real morse code. Or something.

*We now find our smart-arse nuub at Kerning City, home to thiefs, rogues, and people who are wannabe narutos.*

Scene 4: Kerning City.

TheDude: HAHAHA! Noob wannabe!
nArUto0546: meh
TheDude: LAWL. YAH YOU.
nArUto0546: hu i wnna b///?/?/
TheDude: Uh? Don’t you know? Naurto? Heh heh.
nArUto0546: hu tht1111
TheDude: How can’t you know who Naruto is?!
nArUto0546: hu tht11.1?1
TheDude: Dude, your name says your Naruto.
nArUto0546: nouh11!1!11
TheDude: OMG YOU DUMB NOOB!!! YOUR NAME IS NARUTO!!!
nArUto0546: waaaaaaa u hrt mi felins1!11
TheDude: Oh. I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings. SIKE! DUMB NOOB! HAHAHAHA!
nArUto0546: i nt nuhb11!!1 i narutu111111!1
TheDude: You just said you weren’t.
nArUto0546: nu111 i sd i nut hu u sid.,.,.,.,…,.,.,.,,.,,.
TheDude: OMG! YOU DU- OWW! WHO STABBED ME! *faints*
fpooned: Fear not, poor noob! I will protect you!
nArUto0546: hu u1//1/11/!?
fpooned: Well it is I! Fpooned!
nArUto0546: hu tht1!!11
fpooned: Poor noob! How many times have you said that! You must be suffering from severe repeatess syndrom!
nArUto0546: IJISOJ[OOOOOOOOOO LNG WUD11!!111 NUHNnunuNUNunnuN111!11
fpooned: Poor Noob! I will sa- OWW! *who stabbed me!? *faints*
fpooned: Hello! It is The Ninja. At your service.
nArUto0546: zmgzmgzomgzmgzomg1!!11 hw mny r thre uf u1!1!1
fpooned: That fpooned was an imposter! I am The Ninja, fpooned, world famous MMOTaler! At your service!
nArUto0546: kkkkkkkkkkkk. lk11!1 it tht by aghn11!11
vicelin: *a couple yards away* I’m not a boy! And how many times have you seen me before?
fpooned: Well, you do like like that girl from Scene 2.
vicelin: Hey! It’s fpooned! Hello Ninja!
fpooned: The Ninja at your ser- OWWW! WHO STABBED ME!! *faints*
fpooned: Sorry. Those were The Ninja’s admirers.
nArUto0546: zomgzmgzmgzmgzomgzomgmgzgmznzz1!!1 3 nnjaz111!1 ad a by1!11
vicelin: Im not a boy!
*guy who likes vicelin*: I love you vicelin!
nArUto0546: ew yu gy111!1!
*guy who likes vicelin: Im not ***! Vicelin is a girl! and I’m a boy! And I like her!
vicelin: GAH! YOUR SO ANNOYING!!!!
nArUto0546: i men bot uf u11!1
fpooned: The Ninja will take care of this! *stabs guy who likes vicelin*
*guy who likes vicelin*: OWZORS!!!!
vicelin: EYAHAHA! n_n
*guy who likes vicelin*: You like that babi, don’t you?
vicelin: *stops laughing* No, I don’t like you! n_n
nArUto0546: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i dn wnna tun gy111!!111
*guy who likes vicelin: We ain’t ***!!!
fpooned: The Ninja doesn’t like people who use asterises! *stabs guy again*
*guy who likes vicelin*: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! *unconcious*
nArUto0546: u ppl gy1!!! *runs away*
vicelin: is that how you spell asteris?
fpooned: The Ninja is the ninja, not Chuck Norris.
vicelin: The air here feels less illiterate now, without the noob here!

nArUto0546: *now at Pq Area* yyyyya ths plce nt gy1!11
SummonerGuy: *summons trojans*
nArUto0546: *dies while sewer water waterfalls on him* weeeeeeee it lke tkin a shwr1!11

There you go. Scene 4. Thats all I can get onto. Well, enjoy! Oh yeh! I forgot some stuff!

ALL NAMES AND PERSONS IN THIS BLOG ARE NOT REAL, IF THEY ARE, DEAD OR ALIVE, THEN THEY ARE HIGHLY COINCIDENTAL. EXCEPT FOR OUR GUESTS AND THE GUY WHO LIKES VICELIN.

By the way! The blog title is a misnomer!