Hey ya’ll. Dest1 here with some important news. I learned that humans are over evolved apes. Like yeah, I would look exactly like Donkey Kong if I had some hair growth formula and some color dye…and if my upper and lower jaw jutted outwards. Like really, I’m serious. Well anyway, I also have some bad news. Today during Health class, the teacher dude was reviewing our knowledge on the uh…human anatomy. When he started talking about eggs, he had pointed to me. For what reason, I don’t know. So, I asked him did males laid eggs. Most of the class cracked a smile, but I couldn’t understand what was so funny. Anyway, on with the show.

It’s The Smart-Arse Nuub Scene 17! Enjoy the show!

Sorry, no theme song today, some one had took our back up copy. We will however, provide a music video. This video will in some way relate to today’s show. Enjoy.

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Scene 17 – The potion shop in Lith Harbor

We now meet our little pixel hero wandering the street of Lith Harbor, reflecting on his past relationships. We also found out that nArUto0546’s conscience has a mind of his own. Our little nooblet is gonna go crazy and burn himself one day. But until that day comes, enjoy the show.

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nArUto0546: omg i mss my gf
nArUto0546’sconscience: u frget tht ur gf wuz a byo [ ‘Boy’ is in reference to AxiomFable from Scene 15 ]
nArUto0546: suuu bt he wuz suuuuu huat111
nArUto0546’sconscience: omg mn u guy or wut??/
nArUto0546: i mis tehm
nArUto0546’sconscience: omg nu u guy nwwww
nArUto0546: i am nto gwey111!!1
nArUto0546’sconscience: yes u rr lolozlozloz
nArUto0546: omgomgomg u so mennn
nArUto0546’sconscience: y thnk u i am a man
nArUto0546: omogmgomgomg nuuu u dn untastan
nArUto0546’sconscience: o curse i undastandd, me iz u barin rmemba?/
nArUto0546: su wht u brain me dun lke u
nArUto0546’sconscience: wowowowow frst lnog wrd wit out mispelng lolololololooloz
nArUto0546: yeyeyye i smrt
nArUto0546’sconscience: o crseu u r, me argee
nArUto0546: did u sy curseeeeey
nArUto0546’sconscience: ys i ddi bt i se u r gud at tpyng nw nw go typ pliz fr ze ppl cuz dets1 sy so
nArUto0546: whu teh fadt ish dets1
nArUto0546’sconscience: he teh createor
nArUto0546: liek gooooddd???/?
nArUto0546’sconscience: whtf?//
Dets1: Was anyone calling me?
nArUto0546: omgomgomgo dets1
Dets1: Hiya Naruto, say, how come you don’t have any subis to throw?
nArUto0546: cuzz i gud lyke tht homezz
Dets1: Chyeah rly?
nArUto0546: cyeha rlyy
Dets1: Prove it.
nArUto0546’sconscience: dun do itt
nArUto0546: fogut u conscience!1
Dets1: *Wide-eyed*
nArUto0546: wha i lookd teh chet box
Dets1: Oh, okay.
Dest1: HEY! TRYING TO IMITATE ME?!
nArUto0546: memememe?/
Dest1: *rolls eyes* Yes.
nArUto0546: omgogmog me crimnial me famus yeyeye
Dest1: Just shut the heckajobuck up.
Dets1: *tip-toes away*
Dest1: GET THE FADDAWANANICLES BACK HERE, NUB!
nArUto0546: me nub me famuz
Dest1: OMG WHY THE HELL DID I EVEN CREATE YOU?!
Dets1: Wait wait, I thought Dest1 was in Khaini. And this little bugger here was in Bellocan. How the hell did you transfer worlds?
Dest1: The power of imagination of course.
Dets1: How is that possible?
Dest1: Don’t you know? MR.ROGERS, DUMBARSE!
Dets1: Whet teh feckledawn?
Edst1: *tip-toes past crime scene*
Dest1: HEY! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! WHY YOU STEALING MY NAME?!
Edst1: Cause your like so hawt and secksilicious, duh.

Audience: Oh my gawds, that Dest1 is annoying. Self-admiration is a big no-no. -_-
Dest1: Just read the dang thing, people.

Dets1: Lolz. *logs off*
Dest1: Dangit, one got away!
Edst1: me go ccplz now *Changes channels and logs off*
Dest1: >_<
nArUto0546: yeyeyye me famuz
Dest1: Of course you are nArUto0546. Now help me slit my wrists, will ya?
nArUto0546: omgogmo emo emo emo
Dest1: Being emo is fun! You cut your wrists because all the the hot anger is hidden inside your blood. Cutting yourself releases the blood, thus causing all the anger, stress, and pain to go away. It’s that simple. I can sell you a knife for a mere 10k of NX.
nArUto0546: me dun hve nx
Dest1: Suit yourself. *Cut* Ow! Phew-ow- the pain is gone. Now I will now put on my canvas shoes, horn rimmed glasses, red shirt, and tight jeans to express my hatred for the world, the people in it, and myself. C-ya!~ *Skips away*
nArUto0546: ololololo me guna wtch tv now *goes to fm and watches channel* omg su stupdi duh guy kep dyin lol me go tarin now lool *heads off to Henesys Hunting Ground 1*
nArUto0546 *happily chopping away at little snaillies* lalalalla
H4x0rz: *Uses super haxs to kill all monsters and to casts Super Lag of Doom Level 1000000000000000*
nArUto0546: nuu wht hapen1111!!!

[ Six and a half seconds later ]

*Tombstone over nArUto0546’s head*nArUto0546: dammm dts1 wuz righ emo is fn me gu by frut nife

[ Another six and a half minutes later ]

nArUto0546: weee nife nife nife *Tries to cut self but can’t* ommogmog me use godmoed11 nuuuu GM PLZ BAN MEPLZ ME GODMOED
nArUto0546’sMomThatNowPlaysMapleStorytoWatchWhatHerSonIsPlayingandDoing: huny nifez r bed 4 u go ply wit matchez insted lolo
nArUto0546: omg mum u embaresed meh
nArUto0546’sMomThatNowPlaysMapleStorytoWatchWhatHerSonIsPlayingandDoing: mum wnts wht gud 4 litle babey
nArUto0546: grr i h8 u *logs off to runescape knowing that mom will follow and heads off to PK area*
nArUto0546’sMomThatNowPlaysMapleStorytoWatchWhatHerSonIsPlayingandDoing: *follows* son wtch ou 4 teh shep-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh *gets killed by nArUto0546*
nArUto0546: i h8 u mum *random person comes up and kills him* waaaahhh
Random: lol funfunfunfunfun!~

And that ends it. I am the Weakest Link, good bye.