I am kinda on a writers block right now, and the only thing that can jackhammer it with a jackhammer is making a random noob story that usualy pops to my head, but I’m too scared to submit it due too the fact that I don’t make these story thingies much. And by the fact that I’m sitting 3 feet away from the computer screen. Well, hope you like it, and find it stupid, stupid, and stupid. X’s 3.
ALL PEOPLE AND NAMES IN THIS STORY ARE NOT REAL. IF THEY ARE,DEAD OR ALIVE, THEN THEY ARE HIGHLY COINCIDENTAL.

In a world where there are cute mushroom houses,intellimagent human nerds, and orange mapletrees, there awakens a new person. His name is nArUto0546! The Smart-Arse Nuub! But mostly dumb.

*Stupid noobie elavator music plays*

Scene 1- Coming off the ship.

nArUto0546: hllo wrd!
World:Hi!
nArUto0546:hckr! cn tlk!
World:Acutally, I am a player named World.
nArUto0546:hw cn u tlk?! Ony iiiiiiii tzlk!
World: No, you unintelligent newbie. All people can talk. Read some MapleGuides.
nArUto0546:Wre!2?
World:Don’t ask me, I figured out how to play this game myself.
nArUto0546:wll fk u!
World: Don’t curse! Or you will get banned!
nArUto0546:wt3vr,
nArUto0546:*sees a girl*
ImAGirl:Hi, can I help you?
nArUto0546:[].0
ImAGirl:Uh? What are you o.O at?
nArUto0546: r u a by?
ImAGirl: Double-U Tee Eff! my name says it! ImAGirl!~
nArUto0546:u lk lke a by1!
ImAGirl:*Thinks* I knew I shouldn’t have let my sister pick out my character.
nArUto0546:r u gy?
ImAGirl:What? g*y? No!!!*storms off mumbling about defaming noobs*
nArUto0546: i thnk i lke tis gme!1!111!!!

=D By the way, the blog title is a misnomer.