Meet Raikou, an ordinary fire mage that like to poke around killing stuff.
So he wandered down to the octopus field. What happened next? Well shizzle my dizzle! He started to slay octopus! So that’s why the blog’s name is named The heart and soul of an Octopus. Well, soon when he slayed exactly 100 and 1 octopus. He found exactly 50 and ½ hearts and 202 souls. (yay for my math skillz) So the souls turned into soul teddies and then the teddies killed Raikou. But then the hearts turned into Zakums and the Zakums destroyed the world.

The end

The Audience: BOOOO! GET OFF THE STAGE!
The Narrator (with an England accent): Well tip-tip tally ho , Imma be off and youa be all sorry!
The Audience: SORRY ABOUT WHAT? THAT YOU STORIES STINK?
The Narroator: *claps his hands* My gosh, are they thaaaat bad? I think there might be a mis… a misu… and misun… ah… well… Whatever, you’re all stoopid!
The Audience: WHO YOU CALLING STOOPID STOOPID!
The Narrator: Well, I think that was an insult. *Sniffs* Why… Why… *Sniffs again* I live my life to get… WAAAAAH!
The Audience: YEAH YEAH CRY ALL YOU WANT YOU… Aww… why are we being so mean to him? Let’s all apologize…
The Narrator: AH-HAH! I KNEW IT! Su**as…
The Audience: . . .