Hacker, Legit, Hacker, Legit?

One of the recent blogs ticked a spark in my head. I won’t post it because I don’t feel like it (yeah bad reason but… that’s life, I guess).

People get these two mixed up in one too many situations. Sometimes they think you’re hacking, and sometimes, which is the worst situation, they just yell “HACKER!” right into your confused, pixelated face.

Here are the types of accusers I have seen:

The right: This is to those who actually got caught red-handed. Shame not to them, but to you (exceptions may apply).
The near-sighted: One peek of some situation, and assume you’re a hacker without piecing anything together.
The random: “Hey look! ___ is a HACKER!” to any random guy. Self explanatory, no?
And the most annoying,
The hit-and-run maniac: Accuses you of a hacker, then runs off like The Ninja late to flip out, or some random guy running to the bathroom. Anyway, as you try to reason with this person, they will refuse to reply, which I find worse than a hacker. You may also call him, the Noob.

Victims:

The hacker: See you in banned jail!
The legit: What did I do?
The guy in the most wrong situation: Oh cmon! I did not hack! Do you want me to prove it with educational facts and theories!?

P.S. Hackers may expect a shower of their own blood after a rocket them.
P.P.S. Experimental hackers will live (I’m probably going to find an effective hack and see what it does. NO, that doesn’t mean I will hack. I just want to rid myself of one more mystery of life as I, not you, know it. If you want to explain, that works fine too.).
P.P.P.S. I am legit.
P.P.P.P.S. I gotta stop making P.Ses.

No cookies? Not even a waffle?

13 thoughts on “Hacker, Legit, Hacker, Legit?”

  1. Ah, a “The Ninja” simile. Only on MMOTales. xD

    Here, have a, Muffin for creating the types of hackers. I like.

  2. If you wanna know about different hacks and what they do and such, I know most of them (Not saying I hack or anything, but one picks up on this kind of information when one is curious enough and has access to google or a friend who hacks)

    Here are all the ones I know of:
    Vac’s:
    -DupeX: Most common form of vac hack, sucks all monsters in the map, and THEN sucks the ones that spawn. It WON’T suck monsters that are hit before they get vacced.
    -cseax: Similar to DupeX, but only sucks a small area, or small map. It’s Client Sided*
    -sseax: Same as cseax except it’s Server Sided**
    God Mode: You won’t get hurt by anything except map damage.
    -Miss: Monsters will always miss you, I’m not sure about lasers. . .
    -Fake Miss: You will still get hit by monsters, but instead of seeing the number of damage, you’ll see “MISS”
    Item Vac: (Often confused with the “Q” lag trick) Sucks all the items to you.
    Tubi: You can pick up more than 1 item at a time.
    Shadow Partner: You have the shadow partner effect, but it does nothing, and it’s Client Sided.
    Jump: (Not “Fly hack) Lets you keep jumping even if you’re in the air, so you can jump straight up. You will disconnect if you hold left or right when you’re jumping.
    Levitate: You won’t fall when you walk off a platform, you’ll just stay. . . And then disconnect.
    Gravity: You can jump and you’ll just keep going up until you hit the top of the map and disconnect. It works on monsters too, but not other players.
    Map Offset: Changes where you spawn, often used to spawn off screen.
    Wall: I’m not sure if this is real, but it lets you walk through walls.
    Lag: Lags the monsters so they don’t do anything, or don’t move.
    Trade: !THIS ONE IS NOT PROVEN! Supposedly makes other player accept trade, or makes the trade commence without either player pressing trade.
    Swear: Lets you swear o.O

    Note: Auto Loot is NOT a hack, it’s a bot.
    Auto Clicker, Auto Chat, Auto Pot, and Auto Attack are also bots, NOT hacks.***

    There are probably others, but I don’t know all of them. . . I hope this helps, and stops your curiosity from actually trying any of these.

    *Client Sided means only you see it
    **Server Sided means everyone can see it
    ***Bots are programs that basically press a button for you

  3. I’m starting to think you hack ;D

    But I could be wrong.
    Anyways, you know alot about client and server sided.

  4. why do people assume people hack when they know alot about hacking?

    maybe cuz the person is just smarter then you are?

    you cant call hackers stupid because they can hack and you cant :O

    If you think i hack think agian.
    Cuz i quit

  5. I assume that he hacks because only another hacker, or someone that attempted to hack will know what does server cliented mean.

    Because it’s impossible to guess the definition.

    And. His precisions of the details are nearly perfect.

    But. He did not mentioned which are patched and which are not.
    BUT. How did you know that DupeX Vac was patched. Or Wall was semi-unpatched.
    No legit could know that.

  6. nah dupex isnt patched, it still works, but you need a new program or code so it doesnt dc you
    there are rumors of a new prive server vac

  7. I once ran into a situation with,
    Me: -comes into map and sees hacker-
    Hacker: Leave now before I report you for hacking
    Me: -F6-
    Hacker: LEAVE SO I CAN CONTINUE HACKING

    Ironic. >_>;

  8. Darkwar4ever said: “I’m starting to think you hack ;D

    But I could be wrong.
    Anyways, you know alot about client and server sided.”

    -_-” Ok, you caught me [/sarcasm]
    I used a few resoruces to learn this stuff, they’re called:
    Google – This is used to looking up information
    Forums – There’s a rumor that says you can learn things from reading
    GMs – They’re people too
    Common sense – You should try this one XD

    And I know some noobie low level programming so I can make games in my spare time XD

  9. “Rew” said: “-Fake Miss: You will still get hit by monsters, but instead of seeing the number of damage, you’ll see “MISS””

    Sometimes my brother gets that, and he’s not a hacker(11 years old, only a genius in hardware). O_o Why?

  10. my friend hacks and now he’s banned (woohoo, no more lvling competition! xD). he saw another hacker and started to accuse each other of hacking and they both don’t admit it xD.
    how smart are hackers? [/sarcasm] like they post hacks on forums but if u think about it ppl from wizet and gm’s would see it, then they’d figure out how to spite and block the hacks -_-.
    my cous is a pc dude thingy w/e u call it. he said that cos maple is a client game, as long as you figure out the code. you can do virtually ANYTHING. eg type some numbers, walla! you can now do what gm’s can do o.o

  11. What about unlimited attack and no breath? And Rew, where did you here about the item Vac that gets everything? I only know about the one that works on a single place on the map,

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