Edit: Zomg front page! (Thanks everybody. ^0^)
Okay everybody, Im terribly sorry Ive been quite nearly dead for the last three weeks or so, but heres chapter 11, if I havent lost all my readers by now. *rolls eyes* Additionally, thanks for the comments/likes/support/demands-for-next-chapter everybody. Screenshots included of me jacking around all day today, instead of writing this like I was supposed to. They’re funny and self explanitory, check ’em out. (I’m submitting this at 10:34 lol.. but I DID get it done today.)
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Appearing in a flash of light, a warrior appeared in a crack of startled air molecules. Riella crumpled gracelessly to a halt in muddied slush. Picking herself up, she saw her friends doing likewise, brushing away dirt and snow and shaking wearied limbs.
Everybody make it out okay? Leul asked, looking over the shambled company, Wheres Shard? Twisting her head to one side, and working out a nasty crick, Riella offered;
That nut? He vouched to stay behind, said he had more to do there. Removing his bandanna to shake out some of the snow encrusted there, Cross had no qualms;
If he wants to get himself toasted by Bains and DarkStriders and Zakum knows what else, thats not our problem. Where are we anyway? he finished, looking around.
El Nath. Kytin informed him, folding his arms and shivering, Damn near the coldest town on Broa.
Agreed, Riella said as well, running steel gloved hands briskly over the goosebumps forming rapidly on her arms, Lets find some shelter, shall we?
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His running little slowed by passage through the shadows, a lone bandit leaped over the Bain patrolling the DarkStriders cargo bay, and cackled madly, picking up speed, he dashed out into the hall, and slid around the corner to hit the wall opposite the storage door hed just exited.
Oof! Shard exclaimed, rebounding off the wall and becoming visible again.
You! a voice both familiar and particularly enraged exclaimed. Standing up, Shard raised his head to address its owner.
Ah, if it isnt Achoss, my favorite assassin friend, and the fair lady Imlye as well. he said, laughing as he popped the bazlud up out of its sheath, to spin end over end above his head, before he snatched it back from the air at shoulder level in his other hand. The two in question broke apart hastily to stand at ready. I take it our last bout dissatisfied you? Well if youre looking for a rema- Shard glanced to his left, back into the cargo bay, to see the Bain charging another firebomb,
hold that thought. he concluded, and threw himself backward as the junction in front of him was incinerated, leaving the transition from cargo bay to hall no more than a gaping, smoldering hole. Imlye and Achoss were startled back as well, just barely out of range as they were, the cleric fumbled to put out a small flame thatd caught on the hem of her moonlight, as the assassin turned to glare at the monstrous dog inside.
Cut that out you mangy mutt! Weve got it under control out here! Surprisingly enough, the Bain yelped unhappily and slunked off to a corner of the storage room. Now where were we? Shard! he exclaimed, looking over the hall again frantically. Whered he go? Imlye? The bandit was indeed nowhere to be found, the hall seemingly empty again across from them, and at her name, the cleric just then looked up, as her robes were extinguished with a satisfying hiss.
What? I was kind of busy here? Hey! she hardly had time to respond, appearing out of thin air beside her, Shard reappeared to strike Achoss across the back of his head with the bazluds hilt. She stepped back cautiously as her companion crumpled to the ground and his attacker turned to face her. Backed up against the wall, she was left briefly to consider the madmans intentions, before he whirled away from her to run laughing manically down the hall.
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Lift, analyze for me will ya? Who is that and what is she riding? Blast said, leaning from his saddle to nudge the bright orange bot floating beside him. The L-563 whirred, one eye flashing as it honed in on its target.
Your adversary is identified as Maeve, ranked double diamond sledge, and with a 63% win on that mobile. She is mounted on a standard rev2 NakMachine of Miramo design. Overall, your opponent is an experienced close range fighter, and I would do my best to keep my distance if I were you.
Kay, thanks Lift. Kal, bearings for first shot? Perking up at the sound of its name, the mobile responded eagerly.
Im on it Blast! Weve got a lot of head room in these caves, high ceilings and all, but that means a lot of drafts blowing down through here. My scanners are reading a 25mph downwind heading towards our opponent, northeast, so I would recommend a three fourths power shot in the neighborhood of sixty somethin degrees.
Gotcha Kal, will do. Blast said, punching a few keys to set the mech rumbling forward into a comfortable backwards tilt to achieve the necessary angle.
Im waiting!… their opponent shouted impatiently, from across the gouge in their terrain.
Yeah yeah hang on! Blast shouted back, punching a button to remove the safeties and load a type-1 shot. He held the trigger for a moment, and launching a shot high into the air, was satisfied to see the subsequently separating missiles crash down upon the pilot opposite him.
His adversary growled, her and her Nak shaking off the blow, and hammered at her consol furiously.
Try this one on for size! She shouted, snatching up the mobiles trigger. The giant spider-like bot turned to fire a glowing blue shot from its sizable back end, the orb arcing high over the ditch between them to come down beside Blast and the Kal, fizzling harmlessly.
What is THAT supposed to do might I ask? Blast shouted, suppressing a chuckle.
Get back! the Lift warned, whirring irately, A teleport orb! Blast had little time to rumble out of the way, before the shot disappeared in a flash, replaced instead by Maeve and her mobile.
Nak is a close range bot, remember? She said, laughing heartily. Blast growled, and tried to put some distance between them before firing off another missile, but the shot by no means had enough time to target properly, and the missiles went everywhere once it had split.
We cant get a shot in at this range, BM! the Kalis protested.
Ya. I noticed, you got any better ideas?
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The XDarkStriders leader stepped back from a flashing monitor, security images of their latest intruder, this one somewhat more of a threat than the penguin thatd attacked last week. Punching a few keys, he toggled the view to another camera, this one mounted on a security drone patrolling the corridor outside. A metallic voice echoed from the speakers behind him as he peered more closely at the screen.
Cargo Bay doors breached. it said passively, Sector A breached. Sector C breached. Intruder detected in Sector 2B, closing security doors. As it confirmed, the intruder in question slid around the corner into view on his robots monitor, followed by a cascade of burning ruins and twisted metal, the other robots having met a particularly nasty fate.
Sssshard. The traitor isss back for round two is he? The bandit sprung off the wall as he collided, then leapt across the hallway to bounce off the opposite wall as he rounded the corner. As the debris behind him crashed to a halt against the wall, the robot he watched raised its autocannon to attack. The thief bared teeth, raising his dagger and leaping off the second wall, and in a flash of metal, the monitor fizzled out. Fine. Ill handle you myssself. He hissed, turning from the monitor to face the heavy blast doors that separated the control room from the adjoining hallway, he raised a heavy skull-topped staff in a jingle of ornate metal. Holding his kage in one hand, he reached back to tap a few buttons with the other, preparing an easy escape route he had other plans to attend to soon enough.
Shard cackled madly as the last robot went down.
I would think you had more security than this! I was just getting my groove on out here! the man chuckled, knocking on the heavy metal doors their leader most certainly hid behind. Whats wrong big man, all your forces out causing mischief? Because Im sorry to say your doggles and robots did you no good. There was no answer, and the doors remained stubbornly both solid and closed. Fine, be like that! He said, stepping up to the security panel beside the door, another number pad with a card access slot beside it. He tried tapping in a few combinations, but of course got the ever generic access-denied-because-we-changed-the-codes-on-you message. Laughing, the bandit gave up that attempt, and then proceeded to jam a ninety meso coin into the card slot. For good measure, he slipped a few five-hundred meso bills under and around cracks in the door, and then spilled some small change across the floor from his wallet pouch. Cackling manically, he stepped over smoldering debris and twisted metal to take cover behind the corner, in an incrementally more destroyed hallway hed passed through just moments before. Running through a couple of basic hand signs, Shard completed his incantation with the words; Meso explosion., and a smirk
The big cheese, per se, stepped back to shield his eyes with one arm, as the heavy set security doors were blasted inward off their hinges with a deafening roar, and as the smoke cleared, his green garbed roguish tormenter stepped over the rubble of the half demolished wall and decimated door.
Ymiss me? he said, spreading his arms in a pseudo friendly gesture. The man across from him growled angrily, then demanded;
How did you even learn Messsso Explosion!? The bandit laughed, rolling the gleaming dagger over the back of one gloved hand,
A little trick a friend in El Nath taught me, Arec happens to be a close friend of mine.
-Omg Flashback-
FINE Ill teach you! Just stop following me you LUNATIC! the thief said, pulling his hood down again to cover glowing eyes, and hoped nobody saw him talking to the man.
-Zomg End Flashback-
Enough of this nonsssense! the magician said, swinging his staff high overhead, I have other matters to attend to, and no time to play with you! A bright light flashed, and Shard tumbled backwards with a cry, struck hard by the magic arrow. As he slid to rest at the foot of his recently summoned pile of rubble, the man turned to punch a few buttons hurriedly on the computer behind him, then disappear in a shower of blue sparks. Overhead, the empty voice spoke again;
Full base lockdown commence. T-minus two minutes and counting. Shard scrambled to his feet and half ran, half slid up to the consol.
Damn, he teleported right through the wall! And now Im out of time too. Better get what I came for and make myself scarce. The bandit stepped to the side, jabbed his bazlud into the lock on a nearby security drawer, mounted in the huge computers casing, and tore the device off entirely. Yanking open the drawer, he snatched up a handful of papers, and throwing them out of the way, subsequently scooped up a gaggle of computer chips. Behind him, a deep growling was heard, and Shard turned to face another Bain coming over the rubble through which hed entered.
Oi, time to go! he decided, and stuffing the chips into his pockets, slipped behind the generous cover of shadows as the monster lunged at him careening into the main computer. He wrenched his dagger out of the mangled lock on the floor, and paused, turning back to stab the consol a few times for good measure. Resheathing the weapon as the controls fizzled and buzzed angrily behind him, he ran out of the room and around the corner, satisfied to hear the resulting explosion behind him, and the roaring of a very angry hellhound.
He dashed regretfully past the recently come to Achoss, whom was talking in a hurried whisper with Imlye, and then past a sleeping Bain in the cargo bay, tripping ever so gracefully over the fire scarred cargo doors, and then tugging a return scroll from his pocket as he slid through the slush down the hill outside.
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Groaning, Achoss shook the blur from his vision and looked up at the frightened cleric standing over him. Realizing at once what had happened; he jumped to standing in an instant, and demanded of her where the madman had gone. Before she could answer, a familiar metallic voice was heard above;
Full base lockdown commence. T-minus two minutes and counting.
Oh forget that! The assassin said, the nearby wall denting in swift collision with his fist. Last time the Leader fled, he left us locked down here for a week! Bushing hair from her eyes and smoothing down her moonlight, the magician composed herself.
Well we certainly cant stay here. The priests will have fled by now, and we need to get your brother help sooner rather than later. And I somehow doubt Erik would appreciate being locked down either. She said, stepping nearer him cautiously. Turning to simmer at her darkly, but then agreed.
Yes, well have to get them out, we havent got much time. Lets move!
The sin reached the infirmary first, crashing into the room with all the care of several bulls in a china shop, dashing up to the first bed, he jostled Erik awake immediately.
What where eh ahh! the wizard said, one arm flailing in front of his face, reaching for a staff that was not there.
Erik, things have gone wrong. We need to go now! Achoss explained, picking up the crystal staff beside the bed and thrusting it into his hands. Get your stuff and run for the door, we only two minutes or so.
T-minus one minute and counting.
****. Move NOW! he demanded, rolling the magician out of bed. He jumped over the vacated cot to reach his brother, as Imlye entered the room. The wizard coughed and she flowed over to him.
Youre still limping, Ill help you. she said, flurrying about the room to gather up his things, rolled them in his used sheet, and thrust the bundle into his arms.
I still dont know whats going on here. the man said sleepily as she hustled him out the door.
Wrapping Cerusk in the bloodied sheet, Achoss slung the body across his shoulders and followed the other two. Down one hall, around a corner, another corridor,
T-minus thirty seconds and counting.
stepping over rubble, then a lounging bain, there, the cargo bay! A heavy blast door began closing from above, ahead of him, he saw Eric and Imlye scramble uneasily over the ruined primary door. He flicked on haste with an idle though and darted across the room with all speed he could muster, considering there was a full grown man in body armor on his back. The door, still closing, closing… thin now, just enough room for a jump, but too late! Sliding past the boxes just before the door, Achoss slipped behind the shadows, and thus becoming insubstantial, stumbled entirely through the door as it clicked shut completely.
Panting heavily, he met Imlye and Erik at the bottom of the steep hill outside the base. Squinting in the bright sunlight, they each pulled a weathered return scroll from amongst their possessions, agreed to meet up upon reaching the town.
To El Nath! they said together, and were gone.
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Blast trembled with exhaustion as another pulsating shell popped out of the wall behind him to explode, wracking him and his bot, and slicing away more much needed HP. He glowed green again, healing the hardened battle mobile he sat upon, and breathed heavily.
I can keep this up all day! it chortled merrily to their opponent above, who looked down to respond to them with similar vigor.
Ill see you downed yet! In Thors name HOW MANY repair kits do you have down there!? she demanded.
Not teeeelliiingggg it teased. Blast leaned forward in the saddle to knock on his Kalisddons head.
Im glad YOU are enjoying this, but were getting our behinds handed to us, and I dont know how long I can keep this up! Floating slightly above them in the wide shaft, Lift concurred;
Indeed, much further than this and youll surely be bunged.
Bunged? Blast inquired.
Dropped into the bottomless abyss. it said with a mechanical whir and a warble.
Oh. THATS nice to know.
Do you have any better ideas NOW? the Kal demanded.
Yeah, Blast said, punching a few buttons on his consol, load a teleport orb.
One teleport orb coming right up sir! the mobile said with mock attentiveness, and then rumbled as it built up power. The pulsing blue shot flew high overhead, past their bewildered opponent and her (hardly scratched) Nak, the wind carrying it far across the ditch theyd been contemplating crossing in the first place. Blast felt as if he was literally yanked through the wall, and the empty space between them and the orb, appearing safely really far away from Maeve and her destructive asplodie Nak of diggyness.
Argh! She said, turning to jeer at them from across the gap. Two can play at that game! she said, and turning her mech to fire another shot at them, built up power and launched the shell high into the sky, glinting blue!
Kal, thats another teleport! Load one of ours and get us further away!! Blast said, pointing in the direction of the opposite horizon.
Were only carrying three total! Two now that we used one!
Do you have any better ideas!? The kalisddon grumbled and built up power, shooting their next shell at a much lower angle than the first, low over not one, not two, but three additional trenches, and they were yanked far off to their new destination, followed by the angry shouts of their opponent behind them. Another blue shot glinted in the air, casting telltale glows on the ceiling above, as it flew towards them at great speed.
Gogo! Another orb now! He said, and his mobile, needing no further encouragement, fired their last item in the general direction of somewhere else.
They landed another gourge away, just as Maeve reached the spot where theyd just been. She growled and punched buttons on her controls frantically.
Were out of orbs Blast! Lift said, buzzing by from the spot hed reappeared in, We cant run any further from her. Across the gap, their opponent could be heard loud and clear;
Fire the next item Nak!
WHAT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WERE OUT OF ITEMS!? She roared. There was a brief pause as she simply sat there and sizzled, but no longer than briefly, and she soon shouted to them; Fine! Ill fight you from back here! Have at thee! And turned to launch another attack.
Alright! Now weve got a chance! Blast laughed to his mobile, who chortled agreement and made himself comfortable in a small rut in the terrain.
Yeah, lets do this!
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Meanwhilst, on the faraway planet of Broa oodles of light-years away, the rest of our heroes busied themselves getting settled in at an Inn, under the cold skies of El Nath. Riella placed her traus and tower shield carefully on a chair beside her bed, and pulling the heavy armor plating of her jangoon off over her head, subsequently flopped over exhaustedly on the soft mattress.
If I ever meet another Bain, itll be too soon. She resolved to Leul, who since entering the room had made no delay in collapsing on her own cushy box-spring accommodation.
Yeah, I thought you were dead when that behemoth ran up behind you like that, were lucky we got out okay. Riella sighed heavily and casually crushed her pillow, getting comfortable to gaze up at the ceiling distractedly. She frowned once before agreeing;
Blast had better damn well be grateful when we do get him back. she hissed through her teeth. She sat up again reluctantly at a tap on the door.
Ladies, are you decent? Cross called from outside.
Yeah, yeah. Get in here. Leul called impatiently. Cross entered the room casually spinning the medallion theyd gone through all that for on a finger, and drew his comm from a pocket with a free hand.
Whatd you say we call Grendel? He didnt exactly tell me what we do next.
Might as well. The warty old blighter better not give us a fetch quest for it. Riella said, moving aside for Kytin to sit down beside her, as Leul begrudgingly got out of the way for Cross descending behind. Leul spared an irritated grimace for the insult to her tutor, and sat back patiently to wait for the mans next request.
Lol, you good with Nak? I can easily PWN! with boomer. My accuracy with it is great but the damage is moderate :.
YAY NEW UPDATE 😀
Well. I am currently on Des’s computer. She willingly lent it to me after she’d read your story. So I logged in as moi, and WON THE LIKES BATTLE! Stupid Des, forgetting to do so 😛
More stuff happening . . . Interestingness. Computer chips for Shard? Wonder why.
And onto Des:
To begin with.
SHARDISHSHEXAYHAWTNESSSSSS.
That said, SHARDISEXTREMELYSEXYHAWTNESSSSS.
And now moving on to – SHARD IS PURE HAWT BANDIT LUFFERLY COOLNESS.
Nao. I luff you.
I luff your writing.
I luff SHARD.
I luff your writing about Shard.
I luff Shard’s psychonauticgoodness.
I think Shard should have a legion of lackeys, and he should have hot girls falling at his feet wherever he walks. Because he’s just cool like that yah? ^-^ SHARRRRD.
*raves maniacally*
It’s me again: Uh . . . if you ever figure out a way to transform characters into real life. Don’t tell Des. She will come to America to fall at Shard’s feet. NO MORE STORY!
To actually talk about the story: this one somewhat more of a threat than the penguin thatd attacked last week. heheh and
FINE Ill teach you! Just stop following me you LUNATIC! the thief said, pulling his hood down again to cover glowing eyes, and hoped nobody saw him talking to the man.
heheheh.
I adore your sense of humour. And the fact that you updated. And now Ez desireth to speak. Even though she hasn’t ACTUALLY READ the update (she just wants to belong to the awesomeness of our combined post)
Ez: YOU GUYS SUCK! I’M GOING TO READ IT ANYWAY AFTER LUNCH FINISHES IN TWENTY MINUTES! But YAY you UPDATED! I’m happy. I shall be entertained during Commerce. Des has a wing fetish right now *Des, ILC and I fight over the computer for a few seconds (Des wanted to tell you herself, but I got control of the comp ^^)* and she wants to know if Shard has wings. Fine, she doesn’t want to know if Shard has wings. But ILC and I wanna. So does he have wings? If so, what colour? And are they sparkly?
EDIT: Des here. HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE THE NAME OF SHARD BY EVEN INDICATING SO MUCH AS TO BELIEVE THAT THE UBER SEXY COOLNESS WINGS OF SHARD WOULD BE SPARKLY LIKE SOME LITTLE FAIRY PRINCESS SET?!?! NUUUUUUUUU SHARD.
They’ve just scarred my mental eyes with an image of Shard with long, blond curling locks. *twitch* *twitch* Oh, gods. The tutu. THE TUTU. T____T
ILC: Ok. The tutu wasn’t us. That was her sick imagination all on her own. And it looks like Des didn’t need to know about Shard’s wings because she already believed in them. Pink and shiny with multicoloured sparks? A halo of light surrounding him as he slaughters mindlessly?
heheheh. Hmmm. Well, this has been long. It was interesting though. Everyone still wants to say something. I’ll finish soon. Eventually. The story was awesome, we heart you for updating, we worship at your altar (directions please?)
Ez: *currently helping ILC restraining Des who wanted to speak again* She steals all the attention. It’s not fair. T_______T Anyway, I just wanted to say that if Shard has multicoloured wings with MULTICOLOURED SPARKLES, I will like him a whole lot better than I currently do. I’ll even forgive his physcoticness. That IS how you spell it. . .right?
Des: I told you I read bad things. *bleach* *bleach* But still. A Shard with demonic wings, especially if he had to go through some long, painful, torturous trial for them. . .I’d write fanfiction about that. ^w^
ILC: Fanfiction about fanfiction? Hmmmm. And I don’t want to forgive Shard for his psychoticness. His psychoticness is awesome. But I don’t think he’s sexy . . .
Ez: (last comment – we think) BYE! *waves* This is a MOTHER of a comment. Feel happy that we love you/Shard so much. Also, feel loved. Hope you enjoyed reading this cool comment.
Lotsa love, US!
(Des) HAIL THE MOUNTAIN DEW! *Des told us about it. . .-_-)
O_o;; Whao, you’re all nuts.
Everything will be explained! , next chapter. xDomgpwnedlol
@Dezzles: Lol you’re just in love with Shard because he can blow stuff up. xD I still think it was uber slick coming up with shoving a coin in the card slot, and then, y’know, making it explode? ^-^b If Shard ever shows up in real life, I’ll tell you. Lol
@ILC: Yay you win! *cackles* I love penguins. The penguins appeared in the head of me and demanded a place in my story. xD
@Ez: Lol, mebbe if I get lucky, I’ll actually frontpage for once. *rolls eyes* As for the wings, idk, interesting idea though. *tucks away* He does not have wings. >.<;; I suspect Dezzles’ sudden wing fetish comes with our recent discussion of her Az sprite, check your mail Des, btw.
ALL HAIL THE MOUNTAIN DEW!
Tell Shard that he should never drink Mountain Dew. (wants his babies LAWL)
ILC: mwahahah. And five seconds after the last one was finally posted; here we go again
Well, Ez lost the liking battle (so far I’m winning 3/3 praise to me). And our post is about half as long as your story. Hmmmm. *cracks up*
Ez: Do you know how much my stomach is HURTING FROM LAUGHING AT THIS?! And ILC, that ‘here we go again’ comment was MINE! YOU STOLE IT! >=(
Des: Hehe, we TSTOLE it. In the brilliant typing skillz of Ez. So anyway, if you ever created some kind of real-life Shard, I’d worship you. Forever. The fact that I’d worship him would go without saying. . .no, actually, my heart belongs to another bish. Nvm. But Shard is still hawt.
Ez: My typing skills are FINE! True, I can type the fastest and I make the most mistakes, but I STILL TYPE THE BEST! AND WHEN I TYPE WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE KEYBOARD, I CAN TELL WHEN I MAKE A MISTAKE AND I CAN FIX IT! HAH! BEAT THAT! ^^
Lol. Shard is a figment of my imagination. He would NEVER drink Mountain Dew because I rule. He kills Pepsi and it’s drinkers on sight, and believes Diet Coke is blasphemy. COCA-COLA ALL THE WAY! Additionally, keep the comments kid safe please? *can’t help but lol*
@ILC: Your post is NOT half as long as, >.<; Okay mebbe it’s nearly half as long as my story.
@Ez: Lol, I’m cracking up too. That’s how insanely amazingly rulage Me is capable of, I can make people on a different continent crack up. d^0^b
@Des: Lol STEALAGE. Who’s this other bish you worship? Perhaps, AZ!? O_o (/- -)/ *bows at the mention of his name* I am not worthy! Shard is majorly hot. Agreed. I’m a guy and I can say that. xD
@Ez(again): Does it matter if you all type well? I type at 85wpm with my eyes closed, and if I miss a key, I can count back through the keys I hit since it to make my corrections. *toatally most definetly, beats that* Lol Rulage.
(I’m in a ruley kinda mood tonight.)
-ME
From you eh? No duh.
what does d^0^b mean? Well, we’ve all split up now, and I for one am sitting in French. Actually, ditto Des, but she’s next door.
We had an awesome lunchtime writing that post Much entertainment ensued.
And yes. Praise me for I won *holds hands above head and dances happily* Well. I would, but it’s French class, and much as the teacher likes me . . .
BTW. I don’t suppose you have a photo of your face when you saw our insanely large post? Describe your reaction please 😀
Heh, lol ILC has a good track record for the ‘like’ game.
Sounds like lunch was spiffarific, shame I wasn’t there in person to watch the antics. O_o
Ehehe, one time, when some of my freinds needed to escape from class, one of ’em -Bradley, stood up and asked the following question;
“If a tree falls in the forest, but noone is around to hear it, does it make a sound? IS THE ANSWER; A> Yes, B> No, C>Brick, or D>Venesuela?” Needless to say it ruled. xD
My face when I saw THAT monster of a post, eh
think BlastMage + F2 + F3 + F7 (all at once) = Somthing rather scrunched, looking somewhat pained, but I was laughing INSIDE. xD
Oh man, ILC, Ez, Des. I had as much entertainment reading that comment(s) as when I was reading the story. And I couldn’t laugh out loud because I’m in the library! Oh the pain in my stomach.
I still like Riella better. She’s cool.
And fourth place is the best. *sends you on way to frontpage* ^^
Cool. But . . . random story.
If we’re being random, I have a story about telecommunications people (you know, the people who phone wanting to sell you their phone company, wanting to sell you a deal). My mum’s boss really hatest them calling. Once one called, and he answered the phone, said “Thanks, wait a minute.” and then put it down and left it 😀 He said it was brilliant, because it was the stupid phone company paying for the call, and nobody else could interrupt them 😀
Another time, when someone from a phone company called, the really nice lady in the office answered an then passed the phone onto her boss. He listened, said thanks but no thanks then hung up. Then he told the woman (Donna) that next time, she should just say “Thanks, but we don’t have a phone” and then hang up. The funniest thing? She didn’t get it
Seriously though, I can’t wait til someone from a company calls so I can do just that. Heheh
*reads random story* Aw shucks, too bad we don’t have that in Singapore; I want to try it! Either it doesn’t exist, or my unlisted phone number has something to do with it. 😛
AHA, AHA!
Nuuuuu fourth isn’t best. Haven’t you heard of that poem? It goes: First the worst, second the best (. . .*glares at Des*), third the one with the. . .golden dress. . .(I prefer this version ^^), and fourth the one with the. . .hairy chest! (you can have the hairy chest =P instead of the treasure chest? Is that right?)
Aha. . .seriously though, “We have no phone”?! xD That would be hilarious!
Munky: . . .Okay, so I don’t type as fast as you. *looks extremely put out* That sucks. Especially considering I learnt touch typing two times. And was best the first time and second the second time. And I can do that count thing! Hehe. . .high five! *fives* Additionally, COKE ROX MY SOX! xD
Silver: Man, that would suck to be in the library while reading our brilliantly narrated post. We were all looking over each other’s shoulders and reading what each other said. Then we started fighting over and pulling Des’s computer. Then we squashed each other and started typing more, all the while laughing. *sigh* That was an excellent way to spend. . .ten minutes, was it? No, sorry, twenty. xD
Des: Yeah, dad, keep the comments clean here. -__-“
ILC: . . .I have nothing to say to you, except YOU’VE HAD YOUR GLORY! LET ME WIN NEXT TIME!
Edit: Oh yeah, and congrats on the front page, Munky. xD
I could hardly imagine the chaos. I wish I was there to see it. Then I’ll laugh and add to the madness.
And I don’t want a hairy chest! EWWW. Imagine the -*shock*- shavers you have to wear out!
On third thoughts, no, don’t imagine it.
BTW, I boycott both Pepsi and Coca-cola. Murder the evil black softdrinks! 7-Up/ Sprite FTW!
(What’s Mountain Dew?)
cool i know kacythegirl shes on my bl!XD
but not so much of xxkiutaxx i saw her at her weddin w/ my friend XD
she got married to my friend tinyboy93
all of them r in Broa
So now that I’m here, on my own computer, away from the nutcases, I think I’ll return to being at least half-sane. =D
*ahem* Yes, I do find Shard’s personality and mannerisms magnetic. I think it’s the psychotic maniac killer thing, and his coolness while running wild through the base of the guild he turned traitor on, and the description of the voice helps. Enormously. *shivers* I’d fall for any guy with the Voice, I swear. I’m such a sucker for it. And the other bish I worship, I am not at liberty to discuss, though I can tell you it’s not Az. Worshiping one of my own creations would be too self-centred. xD Though if I may be shamelessly self-centred for just a moment. . . Az is cool and all, but Saedas wins as my token bish for Sin.
But back to Shard. I’m sorry, children, just avert your eyes. I’m being groupie here. <_< And us girls can say other girls are hot too. Now, Veloce Visrin from Blackbird. That is one hawt chick. >__>
Hah. Next time. I’ll beat her to it next time. D<
Anyway, yes, we had a lot of fun at lunch. The security guards (they patrol around the school to check and see if we’ve blown up something yet) gave us a couple of funny looks, and there were flying blazers, sit-ups, minor wrestling matches, having to subdue overzealous psychos *cough*notmeofcoursenotmewhatdoyoumean?*cough* and, of course, the typed insanity you perceive now.
Zomg, Munky. That is probably the most ownage question I’ve ever heard asked in class.
By the way, I would just like to make clear that since you devised ‘Dezzles’ as a name for me, only you are allowed to call me that. >D ANYONE ELSE FOUND TO BE USING SAID NAME SHALL BE PRODDED WITH POINTY STICKS.
MOTHERPOSTAGE. Muahaha. Yes, when we get together, a certain unhinging of brains does occur. And thusly, you see weirdness, often amusing weirdness, come to the fore. Sometimes it can be scary weirdness, but scary weirdness is good too.
Silver hairy-chested? o, O Now that would be painful. Let’s not. I say we award her the cookie chest instead. A chest of cookies, not a chest made of cookies. xD
Now, insanity done and over with (for now), I shall prod you to update morely. >=)