Last week:

The noobie peered at the ghastly being. The ghastly being peered at her.
Small sandal clad feet, though tensed to run, trembled slightly.
She muttered a few choice curses at fate for bringing her to this place.
The rather dead looking creature (known in these regions as ‘Thantos’) seemed to grow tired of staring at her.
He spoke. “Giev me you soul, child. The days have grown few and far apart since I have tasted the heady sweetness of a pixelated soul.”
The noobie grinned. “Egads, selfy! I believe that was greek for ‘CC PLORKS!'”
Thantos gaped. He growled a few spells out. They smacked against the noob’s weak defenses like a car smacks against a hapless moth going for a joyfly.
She made nasty faces at Thantos, and then proceeded to die quite cheerfully.

After respawning in Ludi, our most illustrious heroine made a most advantageous decision.
She decide to PQ! And off to EOS she went!
After blathering her pickup line in el channel numero uno for a few moments, she was rewarded by seeing an eensy likkle blue box pop up, which she happily clicked upon.
Being greeted with vague sorts of ramblings, she gawked dubiously at her party for a few moments before noticing a familiar name.
It was a person from MMO! Namely. . . MasterCheezar!
She rejoiced with much glee!
Sadly, the PQ went quite badly, and she decided to begone in a most swift manner.
Finding nothing more of interest, she logged off for the night.

The next few days were filled with random adventures that are ever so top sec-er-et. They involved staying up til the wee hours of morning, and doing weird stuff.

Yesterday:

[i](Grammars? Check!)

(First person-ness? Check!)

(Mesars plzplxploos? . . .What?)

(Arr me blooggy pirates! Full speed ahead!)[/i]

I logged on later than I usually do, and decided to make the generally boring voyage back to Ludi.
I had been training in Vic for a wee bit, and grew apathetic about braining firey boars.
Therefore, as protocol demands, I traveled to Ellinia to catch the ship!
Arr matey.
Sitting there innocently (I’m never ebil of course D: ombloffles *stabs*) I overheard the conversation in picture one.

. . .

Okay, so it always angers me when people treat others like this, whether it’s me or not. I immediately fumed.
How lame can you get? This is a game made for relaxation and fun. Immaturity and rudeness are going to spoil it for everyone.

I remained relatively quiet, knowing I’d regret it later if I actually did something.
Which I would’ve, ‘specially since looking back it doesn’t seem like that big of a thing after all.
. . .Although it was kinda satisfying when they BOTH got d/ced after the ship took off. D:

And so, arriving in the most happy village of LUDI, I went PQing for a bit. And got scrollses twice in a row. (Earrings for INT, FTWWW)

Spent the rest of the day spamming people and hanging out with GUILDY FOLKSES. That culminated with a spam war betwixt Slum (the cheeetar >;OOOOOO!!@) and I, which I most heartily lost.
But that’s kay, ’cause the winner is a fatty anyways. *cackles*

So chyeah. Good days, good times, good SPAMSPAMS.

KBAI! ;DDD