Maya’s House Parties

10 Reasons why her house parties are wierd, scary, and crazy.

1. Maya: Ok she’s creepy. I mean geeze how can someone be that sick. I expect after all the medicine and she would feel like she could lift 100 pounds. Yeah right.

2. Teleporting magicians onto the other side of her house: It makes the other jobs feel bad cause we can’t go over there, and then sometimes they laugh at us.

3. Droppingness: When people drop in a crowd, they mob you and some of them leave, but when you drop in Maya’s house, EVERYONE MOBS YOU AND NOBODY LEAVES YOU ALONE CAUSE THEY CAN SEE YOU.

4. Over lagging: Ok a 1 person house becomes a 20 person house, this is bound to cause lagging. Durh.

5. Summoning: Kind of obvious. Watch someone drop a couple of coins upstairs, watch everyone run upstairs, and then watch the mass chaos that ensues, and all the noobs that die.

6. War: A quiet house, ruinned by a big fight over something stupid, and then arrows, stars, and magic is flying everywhere, while Maya is still allowing this in her house. Quiet chaotic.

7. Beggers, Scammers, and Hackers O my: Beggers think it’s an easy way to get meso, Scammers think it’s easy cause it’s a lot of targets, and hackers, well they like to fly over the house, and then laugh at the magicians at the other side cause they had to teleport.

8. Mass talk: You think someone can’t talk that much, but they can. I met someone who was in Maya’s house for 5 hours just talking, and it filled up my screen fast, not to mention the spammers.

9. Boyfriends and girlfriends: Ok you think I sound crazy right now, but I’m not. 2 Reasons. Number 1, when somoene is looking for a bf, and gf, and they want you. That can get kind of akward. Number 2, both bf and gf. When I was lower leveled, I was alone in Maya’s house when a couple came in and demanded I leave. I said no… So the defame me, laugh at my ass, and then summon on me, thus killing me. >_<

10. The fact that we are univited: Ok this is wierd, but I’m going to say it. DUDE WHY ARE WE GOING INTO MAYA’S HOUSE. THIS IS PROBABLY THE REASON WHY MAYA IS SICK, GEEZE. WE YELL AND BEG AND SUMMON, AND SHE CAN ONLY WATCH CAUSE SHE’S TOO SICK. MAN WE SUCK. lol

Ok these are my reasons. If you don’t like them then don’t agree. Check mate, booyah, nice.

15 thoughts on “Maya’s House Parties”

  1. Lol yeah, I recently went to one of her crazy parties. It was actually pretty fun. But then Maya started coughing on everyone and the party got crashed. >.>

  2. hehe blaze u over think too much, i for one have never been to one of her “little house parties”. and i sure as hell dont wanna now,

  3. xD I love Maya’s house parties! They’re so random! BlastMule likes to terriorze the guests there too.

  4. Come to maya’s party house o_O .rules:
    1-get drunk
    2-mass talk
    3- brawls
    4-hot secks o_o (i did see some ppl doing that though)

  5. come to kerning fusion bar after this server check, we get drunk!

    i did it wit sumone in maya’s house =O *GASPS*

  6. Aaron hangs out at maya’s all the time. Tristan has crappy comp. MeepsterXP of scania PWNS XD

  7. quang13 said: “Come to maya’s party house o_O .rules:
    1-get drunk
    2-mass talk
    3- brawls
    4-hot secks o_o (i did see some ppl doing that though)”

    and add ‘kick maya out of her own house’.
    and must you add hot secks? There are children on this site.

  8. *innocent eyes covvered* <—children <(^~^)>
    no i’m not T_T nways, XD funneh funneh~

    – VanillaPocki –

  9. I love Maya’s Parties! You would think some one that sick would be all fussy, but she’s a great host =)

  10. Dude, Your so right. I Sal somthing SO umplesent when I went in there, And they where like:
    Hay, Do you wont to join in?
    And i’m like: o_0″

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