Orbis PQ! The words just make my tummy all warm and fuzzy on the inside. Ok not really, but that’s ok. 1st PQ! Gather ’round kids, lemme tell you a story.

So I log on and introduce myself to OPQ (that’s Orbis Party Quest for all you acronym-haters). I get into a fairly decent party and find out that we are doing the full thing, the real deal, the big kahuna, whatever you wanna call it. So I have no clue what to do (I am really lazy, lazy enough not to read the OPQ guide on hidden-street). I’m just clueless as I walk around the Entrance stage. People are hitting clouds and I’m like, whatever, so I start hitting them too. Gasp! Clouds fell out! (Oh and I was too lazy to read the pop up that comes up on the screen when you first start the PQ).

So we clear that level and on to Center Tower. Psh, there are these annoying little boogies in there that JUST WON’T DIE!!! We enter the lobby and I see this jump-quest-like stage and I think to myself, “what im screwed”. (Yea I suck at jump quests. It took me like an hour to complete Shumi’s quests). Anyways, to add on to this crap, we have to play a certain color record! So I ask around and people are screaming at me because I am such a nub. Oh well, it happens to everyone I guess. So we get passed that stage with much bitterness and pandemonium. Though the 7500 exp tasted nice in my mouth.

Center Tower again, those accursed Jr. Boogies again, more annoyance again, and into the Sealed Room. Ok so let me get this straight before I continue. I didn’t know how to do Sealed Room then, and I STILL don’t know how to do it now (But other members do so I hid behind their confidence XD). After a series of random jumbles of combinations of numbers, we pass that stage and move on to the Lounge.

First off, everyone scattered to their designated portals while I was left standing out alone in the Lounge. So I follow the tracks of one of the mages in the party, and I end up in a den of Cellions. He fought and I healed like a good little cleric should. I guess that built up my confidence and weakened their disdain on me because everything started ro run smoother then. We finish that stage without much difficulties, although for the longest time, we couldn’t find the last piece (It turned out to still be in the Dark Room that we had overlooked).

Storage! First of all, I hate climbing. Second of all, I hate falling. Third of all, I hate Storage! Those Cellions or whatever they are spawn at the craziest spots it pisses me off. After much climbing and falling, we get the piece and another 7.5k exp flies into my mouth.

Then, it was Walkway. The place infested with those abysmal pixies of ALL different sorts. And after you kill them, it gets even better! They become some sort of undead-pixies. I could heal damage them, but they were hard to kill. After I killed one after like three minutes, I realized that they just die on their own. Pissed off at myself and my laughing party, I go sit in the corner and cry. (Not really). Another 7.5k!

Another jump-quest-like stage. It wasn’t that bad because you could easily tell what to do. It was a hassle though when the platforms teleported you back to the start. Like i said, climbing SUCKS! But, when we were done, we had gotten the last piece!

So I have know clue what to do as I watch the person with all of the pieces jump from platform to platform, dropping correct pieces into their slots. Lo and behold, the statue was complete! We were ushered out of that stage into the Papa Pixie’s lair. So I had no idea what to expect from this giant menace that I knew was coming. After sorting out the Nependeaths, or however you spell it, the Chief Bandit in the party started to drop mesos on the floor. I had an idea what was happening, so i went down to watch.

coolwhatLAWL!!! When the Papa Pixie (PP) spawned, 50k worth of mesos exploded in his face, causing severe damge. I was like, this guy is gone. However, we did spend more than 5 minutes dodging and ducking, shooting and fighting the giant overgrown pixie. Let me tell you, this guy did not want to go down at all! Finally, after we defeat the giant bast***, guess what happens? I D/C! Hooray! After all that hard work, I get nothing for a reward as proof of completeing a full pq. But that’s ok, I have my experience to cheer me up.

Well, after a week of hard core PQing and rigorous training, I am finally level 61! I have a few SS of that in Coolies, so enjoy. (Btw Cheeze, I finally got a Seraph to cover that ugly hair of mine!)

So here is where I will leave you all. During this week, I learned that the once glorious and fabled OPQ isn’t all that it is cut out to be. Rush PQ sucks because it takes too long, is boring, and gives me 1% each time. GPQ is stupid because you can get banned. Full PQ sucks because ever since this first one, I’ve died every time I tried another Full PQ due to LAG!!!!

Oh yea, one more thing, before these screenshots were taken, I DIED AT 98.50%!!!! So after I finished crying, foaming at the mouth and slamming my face on the table, I went back to regain that 5% I lost plus the 1.5% needed to level. Then score! I win!

Now I am in Korean Folk Town, doing the useless quests that take TOO LONG to complete. I an such an idiot, but I like it that way. Waitaminute

-=The Nazgul=-