Santas probably wont die (he a ninja)

With the last blog saying santas adie i disagree. HES A FREAKING NINJA. go check on ask a ninja. its the only possible way he lived so long, made it round the world in 8 hours. You know thats his suits red? WRONG its white but colored by the blood of the little kids. Thats how he didnt get cancer thats how hes so old. BUT that cursed government i see now that osama bin laden was a blessing in disguise of a terrorist. yet another reason to bacome american and become president. sigh… wait a minute THE GOVERMENT OF USA WANTS GLOBAL WARMING CAUSE THEY ARENT STOPPING GLOBAL WARMING. sigh i needa be a ninja… TO THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH!!!

so yeah become the president stop global warming save santa (the ninja)
P.S. reindeer are actually kaninjas( kanine ninjas)

8 thoughts on “Santas probably wont die (he a ninja)”

  1. Augh, the spelling and caps lock! IT BURNS
    I never knew someone would make a blog so fast in response to mine XD

  2. Oh right, I forgot to say what I thought of your blog. Derrrrr,
    But seriously, try to stop Global Warming, because if the Ice Caps melt, well, Santa has to move to the South Pole, and then we people in the northern hemisphere get our presents last XD

  3. ARGH THIS IS GOOD SPAM!11ON31
    LOSING IQ RAPIDLY MUAAHAa1!
    k wha? santa turned to a ninja?
    since when. o_o
    Zcool NINJAS CANT BE INVINCIBLE THATS TOO CHEAP =(
    neway, i thought ninjas suits are black, not white o_o
    and wthey is a kaninja, or even a canine ninja o_o
    o_o

    -spams in corner-

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