Yay a story about Perma-Beginners. Noob sounds a bit harsh to me, so I just used beginner. On with my first attempt.. >__> On a side note, please don’t go, “ZOMG NOOB SPELLED -Insert Word Here- WRONG!11!!11!!11ONENOENEONEONEONEONEONE!” I’m not that good with english spelling and grammar. DD:
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On the tutorial island of Maple, where the Sun shimmered with ecstasy and the days were never-ending, a strong, fiercesome beginner settled in the town of South Perry. He was eliminating the poor Orange Mushrooms without breaking a sweat and decided to leave to Victoria, where the strong and mighty were. As he stepped up to Shank, the captain was terrified of this inhumane beginner and gladly took him to the ship. This beginner traveled alone, and his name was Barbod, meaning “Hero”. His determination sometimes drove him over the edge, usually scaring the young more flimsy beginners. No wonder he was alone when he left for Victoria. Considering himself a Hero of Maple Island, little did he know that the beginners celebrated his absence for a long time.

The ship jerked to a stop as Barbod woke up from the force. He stepped and and gaped in amazement from the huge city of Lith Harbor. After the few minutes of staring at nothing, Barbod took the cab to the cities Perion, Kerning City, Ellinia, and Henesys. None of the instructors pleased his goals, not even the mighty Dances With The Balrog who had eyed him and wanted him to become the best warrior ever known. Too bad for him, Barbod took the way very little has taken, the Perma-Beginner.

He was killing some fairly decent monsters to train on. Dieing a couple times was no problem because he never was weakened when demolished by these monsters. Discovering that without Dexterity, he would not hit most things for he paid little attention to that attribute. For the things he could hit was easy for him to dispose of with his awesome melee skills. Unfortunatley, he had to train on the boring Orange Mushrooms again. To add more to the desperate situation, he met competition from around the world. Most of the people praised him and usually let Barbod train with much peace, but some Thieves and Mages would not leave him alone. Shouting in frustrations, he ran away from them, trying not to start a war. Bowmen were rarely seen from his eyes.

A few months passed as he grew stronger. This meant more equipment, mainly weapons, and stronger monsters to train on. Bought from the marketplace was an excellently scrolled Blue Sauna Robe, giving him so much Dexterity that he didn’t need much attribution adding to it. Barbod grew fond of a sword called Maple Sword. Although slow, it did some pretty heavy damage. This Perma-Beginner was just discovering the great adventures of Victoria and the other land called Ossyria as he trained every day.
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::Cough:: Tell me if you liked it or not, if you didn’t, I’ll just stop the stories since I sort of think I suck. Actually, I’ll continue whenever I feel like it, where you like it or hate it. PWHAHA >___> Flames are appreciated, actually, unless they are completely and utterly usless. If I’m flawing at anything, please tell me how to improve. Thank you whoever bothered to read this. D
Oh, and can someone give me a grammar and spelling checking site? Not program because this computer has about 2 MB left for downloads. :/

~A Person