Yea, woah.
So, sarcasm is everywhere on Maple. Sometimes it can be annoying as all hell, and sometimes it can be funny.
A great example: Megaphones. What’s the bloody point of the obnoxious things? I see so many megaphone arguments nowdays that, to me, the color pink has become equivilent to nails scratching across a chalkboard. I wonder if the parents of those kids know what all that allowance money is going towards…
~ The Brightest Crayon ~
A Tale of Underdeveloped Logic.
Well, in an attempt to reduce my idiocy level, I will uphold the excuse that it was two AM and my cup of coffee was empty.
But in the end, I can’t help but laugh at the impenetrable density of my cranium. I’m not always this logically challenged, trust me.
I had just signed off one of my accounts and was logging on to another. I typed in the username, typed in the password…the password was incorrect.
Yay for me actually being active!
I have some presents for everyone:
The first picture (comic): My first go at a comic, so cut me some slack ._.; Also, none of this comic was planned. It just sort of happened randomly when me and Ghost902 met in the potions shop in Lilith Harbor. We had never met before. I was just going wild and nerdy with the screencaps, because I thought it was funny, but afterwards I thought that it would make a nice comic o_o;
So after finishing several stacks of homework a few days ago (along with much pining over my lack of creativity for Persistence), I was in a bad enough mood to blow off tedious college essays and write another Mary Sue innuendo, akin to the former one about the most uberly-beautiful Mary Sue, yet with new uber-beautiful and uber-cliche characters (don’t forget the plot bunnies).
This plotbunny was a deceptive little jerk. Took me forever to catch it, even longer to type it all out. Note to self: Dream sequence is a biatch to write. Avoid at all costs in future chapters.
But no worries, I will roast this plotbunny for the troubles it has caused me, and eat it merrily on a stick all primitive-like. Moving on.
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People always think that I am a man. Why!?
Even people I trade with on Basil who actually meet me, leave the feedback like “He was a really nice guy!”
So I think it is finally the time for me to introduce myself appropriately, since I’ve seen nearly everyone here do it in some form and I feel…left out. *facepalm*
I’m fascinated by really simple crap.
Yea, so a couple people who I have known on Maple for a mass of time that I am too lazy to count, ‘quitted’ the guild. Gah, I love that typo. Almost as much as toewr, but now I am rambling, and I need to shut my face.
Since I have the attention span of possibly two goldfish, and most of you here differ not, I will explain what happened using the quickest approach possible.
GAH. It took me forever to write this chapter. All is well once more in Munchkinland, and the plot bunnies are again prospering. I apologize for the wait, I know that it was very taunting.
On with the story!
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Persistence
Chapter Seven
Ceana bit her lip impatiently and commenced with tying together two pieces of grass which she had torn from the ground. Her brow creased and her steel-aqua eyes glared more intensely at the two intertwining blades, as the knot connecting them pulled tighter and tighter. Trying to be gentle, she tugged once more to secure the knot completely, but both blades snapped cleanly in half.
Well, all of you guys who follow Persistence know that I need to do a Zakum pq as critical reference for chapter seven, right?
I’ve been trying to get into a Zakum pq for days now. All of my guild members, who are well able to go to Zakum, are too lazy to come >:O…and I just can’t find anyone to do it with. It’s getting me very frustrated, but I DON’T want to resort to an online guide when I write chapter seven. It just won’t be the same.
(Guys…read the whole blog before you respond, so that everyone isn’t like “OMG WHY U LEAVIN WHY QUIT MS OMG!?”, and the confusion does not spread like mad cow disease. Letus uze r sm4rte brayns 2 figur dis out.)
“NUUU, WHO WILL B1TCH AND MOAN AND FLAME AND BE A MEANIE IN VICELIN’S PLACE!?”
Meh. I dunno, lets have an election! If anyone out there could possibly be as cold hearted as me. *rolls eyes*