ok this isnt my idea but….
its probaly crappy and boring since im not a good writer but ill try
guy: here we are at *whispers to recorder guy*where are we
guy: right we are at henesys training grounds to interview some snails about their daily life
guy: here comes ome right now , so mrsnail hows your…*voice trails off*
snail: *gets killed by a noob*
snail: *respawns*
guy :perfect, so mrsnail how your life?
snail: omg omg omg, its a noob hes gonna kill me NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
snail: TAKE THAT, AND THAT AND THAT! !!!*hits guy*
guy: okaaaaay
snail: *hit hit hit*
guy: OK, WOULD YOU STOP ALREADY
snail: dont kill me, please dont kill me i didnt do anything to you *sobs in corner*
guy: aww, its ok i wasnt trying to hurt you
snail*cries harder*
guy: comon im not gonna hurt you
big snail: WHOS MAKING MY SISTER CRY!!!????
SNAIL: *points at guy* hes the one YEA GO BIG BROTHER KILL HIM
big snail: *hits guy* 9999999999999999999999999damage
guy:*dies* read more