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the wedding gone bad

well it was a normal day for me and my friends. nothing fun to do exept kill little red and blue snails. then one day my friend (which im not going to say his name), told me one of his guild members were getting married. my friend said he`s a rich dude, i think he said he was a lv 89 begginer. so we went to armosa (i forgot how to spell it). so anyway, i saw the bride. she was hot, blonde hair, grey eyes, a pet panda, ETC. she was a lv 25 magician.

and here comes the bad part……… : ( read more

if maple introduced videogame characters

if u were to fight video game characters………who would u fight in maple?

i have a list:

sephiroth: (he`ll still kill me….but i would be honored)

colossus #16 (if u dont know him then type “colossus # 16” in youtube……he`s kick ass)

sora

master cheif

cloud

mario

….thats about it…..whats ur list

dude wtf!!!!!

i was just walking around…..just kicking some slime ball ass……when some dude said: “i`ll train ppl for 2000 mesos”
i was like ” 2000 meso seems low….but if its for training…hell yea.

i checked his profile: he was a lv 35 assassin with some cool looking weapons. i talked to him and i paid him the 2000 mesos…..i was lv 17…but i want to get to lv 25 and then i can just chill in maple story and just talk to chicks.. read more

the freak that saved my life

i was just taking a stroll in elenia…talking to magician chicks….saying my catch-phrase “u kno……i know another good use of that wand of urs….if u know what i mean” it always creeps them out….. then it was time for training…..i went to the battle field….went all the way up where the green mushrooms and walking trees are……i was keeping my distance with the green mushrooms and just fighting the trees. i only had 2 white potions left….minutes later….i was getting hit with musrooms left and right after i touched a mushroom and made me jump back to an area full of green mushrooms……..36 damage…..40 damage…….my hp decreasing…..no……then a guy with no clothes on (only the pajamas) came and shot his arrows to one mushrooms…..which explodes and hit multiple mushrooms. all of them died after 1-2 attacks. he came to me and gave me a S@#@ load of white potions….i think it was 99 of them. read more

the top 5 list of MS

———–1=======================> top 5 worst things

1. naked but strong ppl

2. ppl shouting………yay i suck

3. noobs getting on thier knees…begging for a guild or a trainer

4. leveling up takes so long

5. hackers throwing monsters at u

————————————2======================> top 5 best things about maple story read more

which elbem is better

this is my time to make an elbem for my RO game.

which do u think is better
the first one or the second one

o and for all u noobies that think that`s not me…and u think i got it from google.com… i wrote my screen name……im not showing my real face…..so i edited myself

but help me….which is better for my game?

kart rider

from the guys of maple story and audition…come kart rider, a crazy and fun racing game.
this is like mario kart with japanese cartoons.

the first picture shows u the male character of kart rider
the second pic shows u the female character of kart rider
the third one shows u a male character drifting to the finish line (actually that was me)
aand the last one shows u the racing line up read more