Wussup all. I’m not Jonathan! Im actually his cousin. If youd like ot buy and of the following merchandise please contact HolyRavenX on Scania. This is the real blog
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Hello All. Here is my first blog in a while.
I was walking around trying to sell my black tube while I was heading to Ludibrium to get to KFT. I started telling people to buy my black tube but no one listened. Then when I was on ship I got it traded for a +5 MorningStar! Lucky lucky. I forgot about the rest of the items but anyway… If you want any of em contact me read more

okay 2nd part lets go! ^^ ~
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I started running at the top of building and jumped at the edge. I threw one exes insta-wings over the edge. It poofed in a cloud of smoke and a flywer appeared. I grabbed on.
I flew over to the abandoned warehouse that me and my friends lived in. I dropped down and walked over to the door. I heard noise. When I went into the warehouse exe and Amalia were training . Yuki was meditating. I shouted.
Me:”EVERYBODY GET OVER HERE!”
everyone stopped what they were doing and came over to me.
Me:”I got some more money from the guards.”
exe:”Dude, like again? That’s like, the 4th time this week!”
Yuki:”Sooner or later the guads will put a bill on your head.”
Amalia:”Pfft, who cares? As long as we have money.”
So we all headed out to the potion shop.
In the middle of the walk to the potion shop Yuki heard something.
Yuki:”Stop, I hear something.”
Me:”What is it?”
Yuki closed his eyes and listened.
Yuki:”Oh shizzle.run!”
We all ran in panic.
Me:”What the hell’s going on Yuki?!”
Yuki:” Drakes. Lots of them.”
My head throbbed at the thought of drakes.
Me:”What would Drakes be doing here for? Wait, Its DWB!”
I looked behind me and DWB was on top of the largest drake,
Amalia:”Oh were in deep water now!”
The darkes were catching up.
Exe.:”Im gonna try something I just made.”
Exe reached into his pocket and pulled out a vial of antidote. He threw it at the drakes and they slipped.
Me:”Oh crap man what the hell?!”
DWB jumped off the drakes and rushed towards us really fast.
My head started to pulse. then I lost complete control. I stopped in my tracks. DWB closing fast. I faced him.
Everyone stopped.
Amalia:”Vaan what in hell are you doing?!?!”
I didn’t pay attention. It was as if I lost complete control of my body. I started glowing. Before I lost complete conciousness my body uttered one word.
Me:”Delirium.”
=========3rd person view==========
Vaan disappeared from DWB’s sight.
Dwb:”What?!”
Vaan:”Boo”
Vaan appeared behind DWB and Shoved a steely through DWB’s heart. He groaned. Vaan started to savage blow HARD. He wasn’t himself. He din’t look like himself. He was a killer. His appearence had chaned. He had dark lord armour and a Dragon Star dagger. With one final blow he drilled through DWB’s armour and his arm through his torso. DWB was dead.
============Vaan’s view==========
I awoke from my sleep and saw my friends staring in fear at me.
Me:”What’s going on?”
I looked at my hands. A steely in one hand and the Dragon Star in the other. I looked at DWB.
Me:”Wha-What?”
I looked at the blood. I was confused. I ran. Far. read more

okay 2nd part lets go! ^^ ~
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I started running at the top of building and jumped at the edge. I threw one exes insta-wings over the edge. It poofed in a cloud of smoke and a flywer appeared. I grabbed on.
I flew over to the abandoned warehouse that me and my friends lived in. I dropped down and walked over to the door. I heard noise. When I went into the warehouse exe and Amalia were training . Yuki was meditating. I shouted.
Me:”EVERYBODY GET OVER HERE!”
everyone stopped what they were doing and came over to me.
Me:”I got some more money from the guards.”
exe:”Dude, like again? That’s like, the 4th time this week!”
Yuki:”Sooner or later the guads will put a bill on your head.”
Amalia:”Pfft, who cares? As long as we have money.”
So we all headed out to the potion shop.
In the middle of the walk to the potion shop Yuki heard something.
Yuki:”Stop, I hear something.”
Me:”What is it?”
Yuki closed his eyes and listened.
Yuki:”Oh shizzle.run!”
We all ran in panic.
Me:”What the hell’s going on Yuki?!”
Yuki:” Drakes. Lots of them.”
My head throbbed at the thought of drakes.
Me:”What would Drakes be doing here for? Wait, Its DWB!”
I looked behind me and DWB was on top of the largest drake,
Amalia:”Oh were in deep water now!”
The darkes were catching up.
Exe.:”Im gonna try something I just made.”
Exe reached into his pocket and pulled out a vial of antidote. He threw it at the drakes and they slipped.
Me:”Oh crap man what the hell?!”
DWB jumped off the drakes and rushed towards us really fast.
My head started to pulse. then I lost complete control. I stopped in my tracks. DWB closing fast. I faced him.
Everyone stopped.
Amalia:”Vaan what in hell are you doing?!?!”
I didn’t pay attention. It was as if I lost complete control of my body. I started glowing. Before I lost complete conciousness my body uttered one word.
Me:”Delirium.”
=========3rd person view==========
Vaan disappeared from DWB’s sight.
Dwb:”What?!”
Vaan:”Boo”
Vaan appeared behind DWB and Shoved a steely through DWB’s heart. He groaned. Vaan started to savage blow HARD. He wasn’t himself. He din’t look like himself. He was a killer. His appearence had chaned. He had dark lord armour and a Dragon Star dagger. With one final blow he drilled through DWB’s armour and his arm through his torso. DWB was dead.
============Vaan’s view==========
I awoke from my sleep and saw my friends staring in fear at me.
Me:”What’s going on?”
I looked at my hands. A steely in one hand and the Dragon Star in the other. I looked at DWB.
Me:”Wha-What?”
I looked at the blood. I was confused. I ran. Far. read more

I have decided to make a movie type thing like drunkdaddys ROFL for 5 hours. Music parodies ^ ^ This first one is very funny. Here it is link

Okay so I just started survival project, and it’s pretty fun! But I have a few questions on the game.
1:How do you get higher level cards?
2:What does fusion do?
3:What is the best recommended charecter?
And 4: How do you buy higher level cards form the card shop?
So please answer me questions please! I would do this on the game but it has maintanence right now read more

Mushie mushie mushie ^ ^ I was almost leveled so I thought I might as well have some fun. Mushroom kingdom. Though I cant find mario. Rate 1/10 Please
Edit:I found the picture

Last episode. Enjoy
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I charged toward them at full speed.
Tiramis called one of his followers out.
????:”Are you ready?”
The alchemist lifted his robe hood and muttered a spell. Suddenly a transmutation circle went under me and started draining me of my strength.
Me:”Dammit, I need to do something.Shadow slash!”
I turned invisible and started to attack the alchemist.
????:”Well looks like we have a fighter here. Allow me to introduce myself, my name’s Kig”
Me:”I’m your worst nightmare.”
I started to beat Kig until he fell on the ground.
Kig:”Nice”
Kig muttered something.
Kid:”Doko yamar so dai!”
A circle appeared in the sky and arrows started to attack me. I easily dodged them but one hit me in the back directly on my spine.
Me:”Dammit! A little help?”
Everyone was in a daze from watching me.I only sighed.
Tifa:”I’ll help big brother!”
Tifa threw some steelys at Kig. Kig easily dodged them but then there was a kumbi was hidding behind the steely and hit Kig’s robe and it hurt him.
Kig:”Ouch,you go first!”
Kig mutered yet another spell and put his hands on the floor. Then a large snake appeared under him.
Kig:”Let’s see how you deal iwth this, get them King Necki!!!”
The king necki started rushing towards us.
Terry:”Stand back, Sword Dance!!!”
Suddenly his doombringer started to glow. He charged at Kig with un-dodgeble speed. He slashed Kig using the 8 elements of his sword: Fire,earth,wind,water,metal,light,dark and neutral.
Kig:”Dammit.”
He fell down on the ground dead.
Tiramis:”Impressive, minions, combine to create the ultimate creature.”
Suddenlyall of the alchemists except Tiramis and formed a large dragon.
Tiramus:”Destroy them Bahamut sin!”
Bahamut flew into the air and prepared for a large attack of fire on them. He realeased the ball.
Terry:”Eveyone stay back!!!!”
Terry jumped in the air and summoned a dragon and flew towards the ball of fire.
Terry:”NOCTURNE!!!!!”
Suddenly many creatures from countless demensions flew beside Terry destroying the ball of fire… But Terry was engulfed in the flame.
Terry:”AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Terry was gone.
Everyone and I started a long noooooooooooooo.
Tiramus:”He managed to destroy Bahamut Sin by launching it’s fire back at it again. No matter.I will destroy you now!”
Tiramus charged toward me and I got ready to fight. Then Terry appeared out of no where and Dragon roared Tiramus,
Me:”I thought you were dead!!!”
Terry on his Dragon replied.
Terry:”I won’t die that easily!!!!!!”
Terry dove down and started to give me his power for the final battle.
Everyone did. Terry, Tifa , and Anna.
Anna:”Becareful honey.”
She gave me a kiss.
Me:”I will.”
I had the power of 4 now. I gently knocked everyone out by swiftly punching them in the gut.
Me:”Keep this.”
I gave my dagger to Anna lying on the ground.
I summoned the powers of A priest, A Hybrid of Hero and Dark knight and an Assasin. I couldn’t lose.
Me:”It’s time to die!!!”
Tiramis threw a ball of energy so large it could destroy the whole entire planet at me.
Me:”ARRRRGHHHHH!!!!”
I charged to the ball of energy. I was not afraid.I used the power given to me well. A golden Aura surrounded me.
Me:”ULTIMATE WEAPON!!!!”
I used Shining ray, Lucky7, Sword dance and Illusion Attack and I destroyed the ball of energy and headed straight to Tiramis.
Me:”DIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!”
I jumped in the air and swoped down to Tiramus like an eagle
Me:”METEOR CRASH!!!!!!!!”
I crashed into Tiramus so hard that I created a crater 50 feet wide. The others weren’t in range so they didn’t get hurt.
Me:”Goodbye…. everyone”
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Anna:”What?”
Anna was as confused as everyone else was. Where was Flarius? Where were they? Who put the 50 feet wide crater there? Anna then noticed the dagger beside her.
Anna:”No… No please don’t tell me it happened…”
Tifa:”Big brother? Where’s big brother?”
Terry:”Damn, he’s gone. He sacrificed his own life to beat Tiramis.”
Tifa started to cry her eyes out.
Anna:”He left a momento, his dagger…”
When suddenly a spirit like being appeared in front of them.
Spirit:”Guy’s it’s me. Flarius.”
Everyone:”What?!?!”
Flarius ghost:”I died killing Tiramis, but I still killed him. Now it’s time to come back.Bribe!”
Flarius view:
Me:”I’m back.”
Anna:”OMG DIDN’T I TELL YOU NOT TO SCARE ME LIKE THE ANYMORE?”
Anna and Tifa rushed on to me.
Terry:”You had me there buddy.”
Me:”Yeah, I’m back now. Can I have my dagger?”
Anna handed me my dagger.
Me:”Thanks.”
Me and Anna kissed.
——————————-Some 5 years later——————————
Me:”Hey honey look at this!”
Anna rushed over
Anna:”What is it?”
I pointed at little Alexa, my daughter.(Yes they’re married now)She was poking a snail with her fruit knife.
Anna:”Awwwwww, shes try to be her dad.”
Terry rushed in.
Terry:”Hey Flarius, where do you want me to put the doombringer?”
Me:”Put it in the cupboard!”
We were very happy that we lived in our home in our state. Terry became our butler for no charge. He said he wanted to. Tifa now works as a claw seller in Kerning city. She’s making a lot of money.
When I thought this was over was I ever wrong………
Continued in the next series: Out of the dust read more

Yeah yeah, so anyway, this is the second series and continuation of The forgotten class.
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I was in the yard trying to pull out a big plant. When I pulled it out it wasnt a plant at all. It was a baby mushroom.
I put it back scared that a mushmom and mushdad would come after me.
Alexa:”Daddy!! A musroom came and took my apple!”
Alexa was pointing at a shroom.
Me:”I’ll get it back for you.”
I walked over ot the shroom.I bonked it on the head and gave Alexa her apple back.
Alexa:”Mean musroom”
She blew a raspberry at the shroom.
Anna:”Honey come here!”
Alexa rushed over to her mom while I tried to pull the weeds out. Anna said it was to build my physique. For crying out loud I can punch a Crimson Barlogs light’s out in one hit. I wasn’t alowed to use skills either…
————–After I pulled the plants out—————-
Anna:”Okay honey, good work.”
Me:”That didn’t help at all.”
Suddenly the doorbell rang. Tifa was at the door.
Me:”Little sis, how’s it going! Alexa come here, it’s your aunt Tifa.”
Alexa:”Hi auntie Tifa”
Alexa had her mouth full.
Tifa:”Well hello there Alexa.”
Me:”So what bring’s oyu to our home.”
Tifa:”I’ve come to warn you of something. Crazed fan members of the “I love Flarius” club are rushing over here.”
Me:”Again? Aw man…. Better hide then.”
I jumped outside and hopped on to the roof. I lied down os they wouldn’t see me. Suddenly a group of people rushed to my door. They repeatedly asked:”WHere is he?” or “Flarius we love you!”
Me:”Sigh* when will this madness end?”
I jumped off the roof and whistled. Everyone looked at me. They charged toward me.
Me:”RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!”
I started to run across the yard to the gate. Then as the fan members went out the gate I jumped behind them
and closed the gate.
Me:”Get’s ’em every time.”
I walked to the door.
Me:”But seriously Tifa, why have you come to visit?”
Tifa:”Remember Larence?He’s back.”
Me:”What?! But I killed him years ago!”
Tifa:”He was russerected by a sand wizard named Jerdikudo. Now he’s challenging you to a fight downtown. He came ot my house and told me to come get you.”
Me:”He really does like pissing me off doesn’t he? Tell Anna that I’ll be back.”
I jumped off.
Tifa:”I will.”
I ran towards the fire which I knew was Larence’s doing.
Me:”LARENCE!!!!”
He rose from the flame with an extremely long sword only known as the devils sunrise.
Me:”What do you want, I killed you. You should have been left dead.”
Larence:”I never liked you brother. Now I’ll wipe oyu off the face of the earth!!! Sword dance!”
He ran towards me at full speed and slashed at me 8 times.
Me:”Ha, to slow.”
I ran towards him and he tried to slash at me but i jumped over his head and threw a bag of mesos on his head.
Me:”Die.”
The bag exploded and Larence fell to the ground.
Me:”To easy.”
I left for my house. I killed Larence a second time.
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Tifa:”God, Larence is annoying”
Tifa was practicing her avenger on snails.
Me:”Okay I’m back. Larence was no problem.”
Alexa rushed over to me showing me an orange mushroom cap.
Alexa:”Daddy look! I kept poking the mushroom with my fruit knif and it dropped a hat!”
Alexa put the mushroom cap on her head.
I began to laugh.
Anna:”Flarius, we have to go again.”
Me:”I know. Tifa, can you look after Alexa?”
Tifa:”Sure.”
Me:”Okay, let’s go.TERRY, GRAB YOUR DEVILS SUNRISE AND GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE!!!!!!!”
Terry:”Coming!!!”
Terry came rushing down and he summoned a dragon and we flew to Grendels house.
We asked Grendel about what we had to do. He said that we have to go to the place where we defeated Tiramis. We rushed to the island and saw that the crater was now gone. All that was left was a stone.I picked up the stone.
Me:”I’ve seen this marking before.It was in a book. “Magical symbols of destruction” I think it was called.”
Terry:”Why were you reading that?”
Me:”I was 7 and I was bored and looked aorund Grendels house and found it. I think this one was the symbol of Fire. There are 5 symbols. Fire,water,wind,light and dark. They were conjured by a sand wizard called Jerdikudo like Tifa said. It mentions that if Jerdikudo was to be awakened again, 3 people were to getall 5 stones to beat the evil sand wizard. Looks like were those three.”
Terry:”Here we go again.” read more

Sorry if this is a waste of space to you or a waste of braincells. But I’m writing this poem about Nicole my girl.

“Roses are red, violets are blue, no one on earth is as pretty was you.”
“You shine like a star, you light up my day, and I hope that your here to stay.”
“When i’m sad, you cheer me up. When I’m lonely, you say whats up.”
“I love you Nicole with all my heart and all my soul, and I never want to let you go”
Love,
Jonathan read more

We got our weapons ready for battle. Out hopped Larence.(He has a habit for this :{()
Me:”You really like pissing me off don’t you?”
Larence:”Oh yes. Who’s this? A newcomer? I’ll make short work of you all.”
Larence used Shout.
Larence:”GRAAAAARGH!”
Terry:”Stand back!”
Terry rushed in front of us all.
Terry:”Shout!”
A lion appeared and roared loudly knocking back Larence
Larence:”It’s time to die. Combo Attack!”
Larence summoned 5 circles.
Larence:”Coma!”
Larence hit Terry and Terry became panicked and fell down on the ground.
Larence:”SHOUT!”
It put a direct hit to Tifa. Anna tried to heal her but it didn’t work. Larence used shout a second time and hit Anna this time.
Me:”You, you monster…. TIME TO DIE!!!!!!”
A dark Fire surrounded me as I turned completely black.
Larence:”That doesn’t scare me. Shout!”
Me:”I don’t think so. Monster shield!”
Monsters crowded around me and they got hit by the shout.
Larence:”WHa-WHat?!”
Me:”You think you’ve seen the worst? I dont think so!MONEY Rain!!!!!”
Suddenly mesos fell from the sky hitting Larence in the head many times. He was covered in blood.
Me:”It’s time to finish you off!!!!ILLUSION ATTACK!!!”
I jumped in the air and rocketed toward Larence and used a combo attack. Illusion Attack.
Me:”SAVAGE ASSAULTER!!!!”
I hit Larence six times with my assaulter. His body was messed up like a manikin, all covered in blood.He stared up at the sky.
Larence:”I’m sorry father, mother, I’m sorry Flarius. Thank you for showing me the way.”
Then he collapsed. His spirit rose to heaven. I went to my friends. Turn’s out that they all had awoken except Tifa.
She was badly hurt.
Me:”Bribe”
I whispered into her ear and she came back to life.
Tifa:”Brother?”
She was very weak and so was I because I gave up a lot of health.
Me:”It’s time to fight.”
Every one stared at me in amazement as I was now a Shadower. The highest of all the thieves.
I threw a fruit knife into the forest and people came out.
????:”Very impressive, yes very impressive indeed but there’s no way you that can beat us now.”
Me:”Oh yeah? Wanna bet?”
I took out a long dagger known only as the Naganaki-Kenkon.
Me:Who are you?”
????:” I am Tiramis Elricto, the leader of the alchemist’s of which you see among you. We’re going to conquer this world and you can’t stop us.”
Me:”Then let’s go.” read more