And after a long week of anticipation for a new comic… I have good news! I present you the second comic in the series, The Adventures of Johny 2×4.
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~Cheezy

Yah, I hope the title was what got you in here. Well you’re stuck now. I planted flypaper all over the floor so when you came in, you succumb to its gooiness and now’re you here with me for eternity! At least it smells good.

Well, I’ll start things off by getting the quick things out of the way. The weak and pathetic don’t deserve to survive so I’ll take care of them here and now. read more

“We want to be introduced into the swinging world. It should be fun.” I have no idea where that came from. Just a random saying I heard somewhere or made up myself. I can’t remember which is which anymore between the unconcious mind and reality.

Well, I actually went on my Page today. It was pretty boring. I trained like, half a percent. I accidentally sold my black nap. A guild member logged on. Wow, that’s the first interaction of one since for like, forever. Only 9 members now. I don’t care really, it’s dead. Meh, nothing much to say but that’s actually all the MMO’ing I’ve done so far today. read more

The title says it all. If you came here expecting to ready something, then too bad. I’m done here! Get out!

I’m just full of it. I’m not going to leave ya hanging. It’s not nice to do that. But enough of this pondershosh; it’s time to talk about what I did. Not you but me. This is my blog. Not yours. MINE.

I started the day at 72%. I joined HeeroJay’s guild and made a blog about it. You guys should totally check it out.
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Well I wouldn’t neccesarily believe the title but we’re tight. This is my 1st experience with an MMO’er on MS and I thought a blog would be perfect to celebrate this most joyous of occasions! 😀

Ok, first thing’s first. Or second, I can’t remember. The pics are of me encountering the wild and elusive HeeroJay.
Pictures 1-4 are all of our chat. The first encounter is always the wildest! read more

Well, for today in MS I’ll… *interrupts to talk about something more important*

There was a reported bomb threat at our school today. There was another threat last week so we had to evacuate to the church. (saying the church makes it seem like there’s only 1 in the whole town and that I live in some crazy little hick town in the middle of nowhere;that’s not the case, I’m just referring to it as our temporary evacuation spot if something does down, hence the the) We just got to leave school early this time. I think it was Garret the Goat who did this all… read more

Well hello there kiddies! Gather around because have I got a story for you! I’m here to tell about the exciting adventures of KosmoKatz and the Shoopuff Gang! I went on a bit after school, talked to my buddies, thought about what I should do with my guild [disband or keep?], and went to the pub with my buddy stunnaboi51o.

I did try to pq. I got invited to a party and just sticked around but we ended up missing. Dratz, fiddlesticks, applesauce, and buttercup weasels! Pq’uing can tick me off though. It’s nearly impossible (or highly improbable) to actually complete a whole pq without things messing up. Here’s a list of possible things that can ruin a pq:
-afk’ers
-morons that have no idea what they’re doing
-someone dc’ing with a pass
-slackers
-a mage not getting a pass and it dissapears
-a stupid girl dieing
-a*holes that leave the pq or make someone else leave
-leader dieing
-terrorist coming in and gunning up the whole daaayum place
-shoeshines 25 cents a peice
-server check read more

This is the first installment of a new comic series I decided to make. Depending on how it goes with the crowd, I might make another one. Enjoy!

I noticed one mistake I made. I put this as the first comic of an unnamed series (in which I don’t even think I spelled unnamed right). I actually put the name of the comic right after I wrote that, but I forgot to change it. (i was too lazy to edit it) read more

I just absolutely despise the random stat roll… Those accursed dice are always [rhymes with chuck]’ing me over. I was making me a sin one day and like the second roll I got the perfect stats! I smile with the satisfaction of getting to play this new character soon and what do you expects to happen? I dc for some reason. I have no idea what happened, I just dc’ed from MapleStory. Just out of the blue, spontanious, random, not to be expected, emerged from the darkness dc! read more

Hopefully the title is what attracted you all here. Well you’ve fallen into a trap I say so now you’re stuck here until you either close this, change website, press the back arrow, or w/e…

A quick question before we get things in order. Is it ok to recruit for a guild in a blog? I was thinking it was the right thing to do in a forum but the rules say don’t Ask to Start/Join a guild so I stayed away. If it’s not all right then, yah I’ll just have to change the blog then. If so, then here’s the deal: read more