I have no idea what my title means, and I don’t think it will have any relevance to the blog, but that’s okay. Random titles are my thing, baby.
Oooh baby~
I come here to this humble domain of rotting cowpies (10 bucks to whoever figures out where I heard that) with a blog that deals about MMO’ing!
No comics or rants today folks. Well, maybe a comic for you. 
Whoah.
Just whoah.
Let me say it again, whoah.
Do you hear me? Whoah.
I like typing like this. 
I took a look at tarheel’s blog. I was hoping it would’ve came out sooner so I could have a fighting chance to stick up for myself, but it seems you guys did a good enough job. Like I said to The Ninja, he was overreacting. MAJORLY.
Major Payne should do something about this
Beware~This chapter has profanity. Lots and lots of profanity.
Also Beware~If you’re a rape victim, then you may be dramatized by some of the scenes in this story.
It’s been a while since I cranked out a story, hasn’t it? Five days is far too long to keep you guys waiting for a good story. But don’t worry, I am here to revitalize the drought we’ve been in. You guys sure don’t do much to show your appreciation. =/
Well, boy howdy youngsters! It a-seems you have come again for yet another story by PapaKatz. For youz young’uns that ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed, I’ve decided to name a this here series of stories the Campfire stories! So gather ’round the campfire for the theeeeeyurd installment! Yee hee ya howdy!
Now, fricking eh!, I’ve made a forum for anyone that wants to be starred in a story. I decided that about three guest appearances from MMO’ers will be put in a story. Sometimes it may only be two, and sometimes it will be four to pick up the slack of the story that has only two. *glares at Story #7*
It’s official. The wedding will be– hey wait a second; I’m not getting married! Seriously now. Let’s be serious about this, seriously.
Hey! You popped into one of my blogs! Just take a look at this while I slather rubber cement, glue, and spit all over your feet so you won’t go anywhere! Aha! You are officially stuck in another one of my blogs. I thought you guys would’ve learned by now.
Sorry folks, this isn’t the best comic. I quit about halfway through but here’s the unfinished product. I’ll just stick to what I’ve been doing before and that’s keeping things simple. I realized I’m too lazy and don’t really have the time to add all this fancy doohickeys and flibbermajiggers to make a comic all fancy and hoowiffled. I didn’t even get to have Anni as a guest star. D:
Becuz I have another story for youz young’ins once again! This one plans to be just as great as the first one, and boy howdy it sure as hay will be. Now fasten your seatbelts, because I’m about to attempt to do a backflip with this car threw a flaming hoop and land on a bed of needles!
No, seriously now (even though we’re never serious around here~ AM I RIGHT!?), let’s try to act decent for once. I kid, I kid; without the occasional violence and insanity, things would be boring and dull. CAN I GET A HOO-HAH TWO TIMES TUESDAY?! Wait
this isn’t a Domino’s commercial but that gives me a good idea.
Too bad it isn’t Tuesday. >.<
Because I gottsa story to share with youz young’ins tonight! Grab your ejac–woops wrong place for that. Grab yer sticks (woody–err wooden ones~like twigs) and put on a marshmallow while I tell you the story of Cheezy and the Shoopuff Gang!
Seriously now, that’s not the name of the story. Shoopuff is just a funny word. xD
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Ok now, am I really writing a story? Sure I am! There’s nothing wrong with that! I just decided it might be a nice thing to do for you guys between comics. I can’t keep you waiting for such awesome works of art such as mine! It’s inhumane and very cruel! Like
putting a live shrimp in a jar of pickles.
Ok, folks. After a while with fiddling with the comic, I made it so it’s easier to read. I split the comic into 2 parts, but the first one is still a little hard to read, but for the most part, you can enjoy the whole comic experience. Now I present to you:The Adventures of Johny 2×4.
P.S. If you still can’t read the first part, you can PM me and I’ll tell you what they say. I can read it. 😉
~Cheezy
Ahahahahheehahohohahehahooooooorf!! *cough* You can’t be serious about that title right? No, fellow MMO’ers, the demon of love has not captured me within its grasps. I remain a free man for now. *looks over shoulders* Aaah! It seems the ladies are chasing after me knowing that I am single! I must flee!
But how can the blog go on with MasterCheeze being able to tell about it? There is a time when every man must step up to the challenge, and I Thadius Williams…–INTERUPTED!