If you were paying attention, then you should know what to expect in this blog. I’ve been slaving for many, many hours to get this comic perfect, and I had to redo so much crap. This is the product of about 5~7 hours of hard, laborous work.

I present to thy noble bretheren:

The Adventures of Johny 2×4… again!

Credits goes to:
-BannedStory for characters
-MapleStory for backgrounds
-Paint for most of the editing/constructing
-Paint.Net for its features and some of the editing
-Me (of course) for ideas
-Ganzicus again (because he’s an inspiration)
-You for viewing read more

Because there’s a big red ‘X’ over there on the ground. Maybe you should go check it out?

*waits for you to check it out*

Check it out already! D<

*you go to check it out*

*no we don’t*

*yes you do, now go*

Okay, now take a step to the left. Yes… That’s right… DEPLOY TRAP!

*nuke explodamizes you*

Now you HAVE to read my blog! read more

Roar, you guys, roar!

I’ve been seeing some of the conversations going on here lately, and I have to say that I’m dissapointed in you all. (even if you didn’t participate in the happenings… or even go to MMOTales)

It is crazy, foolish, and down-right no-how stupid.

Err, wait a minute, seems there’s a ceasefire… Crap.

Well, I started a little thing (inspired by LunarPanda) that might help ya guys cool it, but it seems Ganzicus beat me to the chase. I shall have to talk to him later… in private. Preferebly in a dark, secluded room where noone can hear us. My metal bat will of course do most of the talking. read more

Okay, gotta hurry and go; gotta hurry and type this.

*twitch*

MS is currently going through a Server Check, and I have about… 15 minutes (‘cuz I accidentally backspaced n’ stuff n’ have to retype a bunch) to get this blog done. Pl0x excuse a few spelling mistakes.

*twitch*

RAWR! MONSTER JAVA!

First thing’s first: I got me 25k more NX. read more

Jajajajajajajajaja! No, this is not another fan-fic, but I wouldn’t be surprised if someone submit’s a new one immediately after my blog. >.>

*insert blog-enlarging rattle prattle here*

Well, GE’s being a dumbass and isn’t working, so I decided to write a blog (this blog to be more precise) to pass the time. At first I thought the thing was going to be 1000-1100 hours long, but then I realized it was military time w/out the colons. =/ read more

For crying out loud! I typed up this dang blog and the flipping submission didn’t work, and now I have to retype it, so don’t get pissed if it isn’t as good as what it was before (considering you saw it without me being able to submit it).
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The Scatman plays when the mage dies! O:<

Uhh, speaking of fellow MMOTalers dieing, I think the automatic emoticon thing should go away. I mean, it sometimes screws up Grimno’s stories with all those colons and D’s (which equals a ). Someone should inform the captain!

*cough*pirkid!*cough* read more

Quick! Before they get you, head into the bunker with me!

Is it safe? Maybe we should turn on the lights and see…

AHA! I have set another trap for you! Do you honestly believe you were running from rabid squirrels? Those were only chipmunks on caffeine. >;O

Now as you may have noticed by now, I have set up many a traps to keep you where I want you. I have tied you up in a titanium-alloy rope and left you hanging above a pool of sharks. If you try to escape, you will fall into the pool and eaten by sharks. Then to make sure you’re not alive after they’ve gobbled you up, I’ll send eletrical currents through the pool to finish the job. Yes, this may kill the sharks, but they don’t have feelings. read more

*cough*

=/

Here’s a bunch of my old blogs. I’m deleting them because they’re “tainted”. You can enjoy them all here because I’m deleting them from my MMOID. Not that they didn’t get enough Likes…

I’m sorry.

[h]Hey, what’s the lunatic Cheezy up to?[/h]
Well, for today in MS I’ll… *interrupts to talk about something more important* read more

It’s been a good year for the MMOTales, wouldn’t you say? They grow up so fast. :'(

I remember when I first joined… back in the winter of ’74. Disco wasn’t dead then… Dame haters nowdays won’t give it a chance.

So, I’ve been watching the “Best Day Edder” on Cartoon Network. I’ll mourn for the ending of the only good show that’s left on that channel… ‘cept for all the stuff on Adult Swim; that’s good too. read more