Note: If you have an IQ of 10 and above, it is suggested you not read this article, because it may make you wonder why I was put in this universe.
Note 2: If you’d like to make your own “Maple Wonders” at least have the courtousey(or however you spell it) to tell me first, and give it a different name, would you mind?It took me days to get inspiration to write this.
Ahoy!
For those of you who don’t know me(all of you) my main acc. is a noobish level 33 sin named ShurikenLord and I play Bera
Continued from last time’s article of Maple Wonders.
141.Why does it take so long for the Mushmom to come out of its home?
142.How come we can go through a platform from under it, but it’s solid on top?
143.Don’t Maplers ever choke while drinking potions so fast?
144.Why doesn’t the Crimson Balrog ever raid anything else besides the Ellina-Orbis ship?
145.Why can’t Maplers throw a throwing star without a claw?
146.How come Coolie Zombies have fingers but we don’t?
147.Where do Zombies come from if Maplers don’t leave corpses?
148.How are weapons made so perfectly that they look exactly like another of that item?
149.How come the NPC in the Zakum screen never gets hurt?
One-Fif-teh! Why can’t we just grab a snail and wring it dead? (Wring-To strange)
Dedicated to EVEREHBODEH (Yeah, I’m growing lazy -__-)
-ShurikenLord of Bera
Notice:Cries to The Moon is coming out in 30 minutes to an hour, get ready ;D
Today’s Toast: Here’s to nailing that exam, scoring 100 on your Final (Which I didn’t -__-) and finding out that scammer got DCed during his Drop Game (It’s how I got my Silver Guardian MUAHAHAHHAHAHA) read more

Note: If you have an IQ of 10 and above, it is suggested you not read this article, because it may make you wonder why I was put in this universe.
Note 2: If you’d like to make your own “Maple Wonders” at least have the courtousey(or however you spell it) to tell me first, and give it a different name, would you mind?It took me days to get inspiration to write this.
Ahoy!
For those of you who don’t know me(all of you) my main acc. is a noobish level 33 sin named ShurikenLord and I play Bera
Continued from last time’s article of Maple Wonders
131.Why is the “Grave of Mushmom” in the Ant Tunnel when it only dies in that Iron Hog place?
132.Why are the Stirges/Lupins/Jr. Neckis in the Jump Quests unattackable?
133.Why is it the Whale Islands are only 10 feet apart, but one’s the Arctic, and the other’s a Tropical Island?
134.Who put those ladders on the whales?
135.How do different shaped stars do more damage?
136.How do Green Able Skirts (level 10 or so Female Archer clothes) protect you?
137.How are Magic Attacks supposed to hurt someone with Dark Sight if you can’t see the person?
138.Why can’t monsters go extinct?
139.Why don’t Maplers/Monsters get cuts on them?
140.Why is there only 1 Jr.Balrog in each Sanctuary?
Dedicated to all my followe-supporters, yeah, supporters…
-ShurikenLord of Bera
Today’s Toast: Here’s to good karma, starting a day fresh, and finding out that God Mode hacker forgot to turn his god mode on at the Doom Flounder.
Cries to The Moon Chapt.1 coming out soon!
(And no, you can’t be in the story, the people who I picked were because they’d stuck by Maple Wonders and gotten it on the front page) read more

Note: If you have an IQ of 10 and above, it is suggested you not read this article, because it may make you wonder why I was put in this universe.
Note 2: If you’d like to make your own “Maple Wonders” at least have the courtousey(or however you spell it) to tell me first, and give it a different name, would you mind?It took me days to get inspiration to write this.
Ahoy!
For those of you who don’t know me(all of you) my main acc. is a noobish level 33 sin named ShurikenLord and I play Bera
Continued from last time’s article of Maple Wonders
121.In Winston’s “Fossil Dig Up” quest, Axe Stumps stole his plant fossils, how the heck did they hold them?
122.How long is Maya going to be sick?
123.In Runaway Alex’s quest, you have to talk to Cheif Stan, he tells you he’ll talk if you get him Evil Eye Tails and Pig Ribbons to rebuild the town, how do tails and ribbons rebuild a town?
124.What are potions made of?
125.Why can’t we pull the undead charms off the Undead Mushrooms to kill them?
126.How come only Mushrooms were “Zombified”?
127.Why can’t we go back to Maple Island?
128.Why do Crimson Balrogs always wear a Skull Mask?
129.Why don’t monsters leave corpses?
130.How does a snail hurt you by ramming into you?
Dedicated to all my Cries to the Moon characters!(Preview Below)
-ShurikenLord of Bera
Today’s Toast: Here’s to acing school, getting a raise at work, and getting an Esther Shield right after that guy who though fame=drops defamed you.
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-Cries To The Moon-
Characters:
Shizu (Me)
Pocki (VanillaPocki)
Ignotika (EveryDayHero)
Kyle (SellSword)
Rose (Roisin)
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500 centuries ago, when the peace treaty between creatures and humans was just shattered, a war was started. The bloody conflict would never cease, and it was a cycle of bloodshed. Amidst the entire world breaking loose a creation was designed by mutation and traitors, a monstrous creation, a perfect harbinger of death. The world would be shaken by its roots by this beast. The creature was called…Zakum. The people of Ossyria gathered their courage and power, from the tiniest child to the most powerful warrior, and they fought. Eventually, the creature fell, but not before a curse was uttered. A deadly curse that would wring the world, “Nature will fall against you all,” it had said “The Moon itself will spill your blood, and all will bathe in it, for the heroes you have, they will be sought out, and they will leave no corpse to tell the tale. The ones who slew the beast eventually grew old and died. With fear of the curse, the people buried the men in a dungeon, the very same dungeon where they had buried the beast, where they had sealed it in stone, to contain them. Their graves unmarked, their spirits could not rest, and although it was silent, for 500 years, the heroes would call to the moon to punish the people who did not have the respect to bury them.
And a long cry would echo with their souls’ vengeance. An echo that would reach the moon, a cry of help and dismay.
And the moon would answer.
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Character Bios:
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Shizu scratched his head as he looked at the dust covered clock on his wall, 2 o’ clock AM, “Almost time for class to start,” he smiled, balancing the specially frozen icicles his hand. He stretched his arm out and grabbed the Meba that lay by his bedside. It’d been crafted by his greatest grandfather, and passed down generation to generation, reformed again and again, to have the same power as a Slain, the last forge it’d ever have was by his father, before he died with Shizu’s mother. “One day” he whispered, stroking it, “I will deem myself strong enough to wear you, but until then,” he glanced over at another Meba, forged by a petty street vendor. “I guess I’ll hafta stick with you…” he closed the steel door of his house, and left
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Pocki polished the glass on her late mother’s Olympus case, “There!” she said, satisfied, then grabbing her battle bow, “It’ll be a while before I can hold you as an experienced hunter,” she folded the blankets on her bed while humming a tune, “Mom! Dad” she yelled, “Take care of the house while I’m gone!” she kissed a portrait of her parents as if they were still alive, and left the home to school.
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Ignotika sewed on the last stitch of his backpack, and carefully wrapped his arc staff in leather, stocking it under his bed. His parents had only passed away last week, but he was a tough child, and had recovered over the second day, “Stay here, my good friend,” he whispered to the Arc Staff. He grabbed a pile of textbooks, shoved his Wizard Staff into its flexible case, and opened the door as the fresh Ellinian air rushed in to his Tree apartment. [Time for another A+] he thought, then smiling, locked the door and left.
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Rose swung her Fish Spear again (She’d removed the fish, so she just called it a PitchFork) “Arghhh!” bandits yelled as they ran from the tent, “Try to get my mother’s serpent tongue again and you won’t just lose your leg!” Rose had been a respectful child, always giving respect to her parents’ graves every day, and guarding what were their possessions every day with her life. Though she would appear poor, with her old fashioned armor, all the bandit possessions she’d taken had kept her alive with food and other supplies. “Mother, father, I hope you are enjoying your days in the afterlife, a pray for your good fortune, and please, more than anything, keep happy,” she ended her daily prayer and left for class.
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Kyle tapped his feet in front of his house, and then went back inside, “What did I forget…” he muttered, and then half slapped himself, “Augh! Forgot to put the Jeweled Katar away again!” he was a busy child, always striving toward his late father’s Crusader rank, and he was skilled at it, too, swinging his Eloon with enough force to dent Adamantium. He’d struggled all his life, but being a warrior, his pride kept above all else, and even when he lost, he wasn’t the type of child to cry or swear, he’d always slowly plan his strategies again. “Well, time for class!” he locked his door and jumped out into the hot Perion valleys.
Yeah, yeah I know it wasn’t too good, but hey, it’s my first non-plagerised essay kinda thing (yeah, I’m young, I playgerise -.-) I’d actually appreciate flames so I know what I need, thanks!
-ShurikenLord of Bera read more

Note: If you have an IQ of 10 and above, it is suggested you not read this article, because it may make you wonder why I was put in this universe.
Note 2: If you’d like to make your own “Maple Wonders” at least have the courtousey(or however you spell it) to tell me first, and give it a different name, would you mind?It took me days to get inspiration to write this.
Ahoy!
For those of you who don’t know me(all of you) my main acc. is a noobish level 33 sin named ShurikenLord and I play Bera
Continued from last time’s article of Maple Wonders
111.Who made the Zakum Seed?
112.What are hamburgers and hotdogs in Maple made of?
113.Don’t those ropes collapse after years pass?
114.What are those skulls in Perion from?
115.In the Land of Wild Boar II there are eggs at the top, what hatches from them? (Boars are mammals and Stumps are plants)
116.Why do some monsters have mana when they can’t use spells?
117.Why are Mapler’s heads so big?
118.Why can’t theives use the goggles on the Dark/Red/Blue/Brown Burglars?
119.How do shoes provide ARMOR?
120.Where are the houses in Kerning City?
This issue dedicated to all the people who are going to be in my next story plot entitled “Cries to the Moon”
You know who you are!
Preview of it coming out withing a few days to a week
-ShurikenLord of Bera
Today’s Toast: Here’s to the relaxation of summer, the fullness of our lives, and KSing that guy 20 levels higher than who said he could KS you like nothing. read more

Note: If you have an IQ of 10 and above, it is suggested you not read this article, because it may make you wonder why I was put in this universe.
Note 2: If you’d like to make your own “Maple Wonders” at least have the courtousey(or however you spell it) to tell me first, and give it a different name, would you mind?It took me days to get inspiration to write this.
Ahoy!
For those of you who don’t know me(all of you) my main acc. is a noobish level 33 sin named ShurikenLord and I play Bera
Continued from last time’s article of Maple Wonders
101.Who put the collars on the Cerebes?
102.How does the level 25 theif armor protect you when it reveals around 80% of your skin?
103.How do Yetis support their weight when their legs are tiny?
104.Why can’t hats fly off your head?
105.Why does Ailshar have a clock on his head?
106.Why do wild boars have scratches on their…uh…bum?(Look closely, they do)
107.Why is it when a wild boar tooth drops, it looks bigger and whiter.
108.What do monsters eat?
109.Why don’t Maplers leave a corpse when they die?
110.How many Zakums are there?
This issue dedicated to:VanillaPocki(Why’d you stop answering T.T)Roisin,Sellsword,Yun,DarkWar4ever,AnbuNinja,Blazesin,EveryDayHero,TrevtSang and Gujju.
Thanks guys!
And that concludes this issue’s Q&A(Minus the A)
-A feeling better ShurikenLord of Bera
Today’s toast: Here’s to living life to it’s fullest, a person to call your own, and to finding out that fly hacker at EvilEyes got hit and swarm killed. read more

Note: If you have an IQ of 10 and above, it is suggested you not read this article, because it may make you wonder why I was put in this universe.
Note 2: If you’d like to make your own “Maple Wonders” at least have the courtousey(or however you spell it) to tell me first, and give it a different name, would you mind?It took me days to get inspiration to write this.
Ahoy!
For those of you who don’t know me(all of you) my main acc. is a noobish level 32 sin named ShurikenLord and I play Bera
Continued from last time’s article of Maple Wonders
91.Why can’t Jr. Balrogs fly?
92.Who built the sanctuary?
93.Doesn’t the Ant Tunnel ever cave in?
94.Who spilled enough toxic waste on Florina Beach to create Fire-Breathing Turtles?
95.Why can’t monsters fall off platforms?
96.Don’t warriors ever get tired of heaving a sword/spear/mace/dead animal 20 times their size over and over again?
97.Don’t Maplers/NPC’s require sleep?
98.Why can’t we steal the beer from the Jazz Bar?
99.Don’t Maplers ever get fat?
THE BIG ONE HUNDRED. Why don’t fire boars die from being cooked?
Too many dedications T.T Oh well:VanillaPocki,Roisin,DarkWar4ever(Sorry bout the typo last time)EveryDayHero, Zuthilios, Yun, TrevtSang. Thanks for the compliments, everybody else!
I hurled 5 times in 1 minute T.T
And that concludes this issue’s Q&A(Minus the A)
Today’s Toast: Here’s to a stocked stomach, a healthy heart, and scamming that scammer into giving you HIS 9 million.
-A very sick ShurikenLord of Bera read more

Note: If you have an IQ of 10 and above, it is suggested you not read this article, because it may make you wonder why I was put in this universe.
Note 2: If you’d like to make your own “Maple Wonders” at least have the courtousey(or however you spell it) to tell me first, and give it a different name, would you mind?It took me days to get inspiration to write this.
Ahoy!
For those of you who don’t know me(all of you) my main acc. is a noobish level 32 sin named ShurikenLord and I play Bera
Continued from last time’s article of Maple Wonders
81.How do platforms float in Mid-Air?
82.Why is there such a small chance of getting a pig head, when you can just cut the head off?
83.Why can’t we steal some of the ores/bars from that Kerning City Forging Guy?
84.Don’t Maplers ever get burned by the rocks in the sauna?
85.If it’s called the Ant Tunnel, where are the ants?
86.Where do werewolves come from? And if they come from Maplers, why are they so tall?
87.Why doesn’t the Yeti eat the Pepe on top of it?
88.How do Seals breath UnderWater in AquaRoad?
89.Isn’t it kinda strange for a Lightling Seal to live under water?
90.How much mana does Grendel have to sustain levataion for…eternity?
Dedicated to:VanillaPocki,DarkWar4evere,Roisin,SellSword,WindiaChick
DELAY INFO: Sorry guys, I’m kinda sick, and that’s causing my grades to plummet a bit, be patient for the next “Maple Wonders” Issue please, I’ll try my best
And that concludes this issues Q&A(Minus the A)
Today’s toast: Heres to a packed wallet, a healthy mind and finding out that vac hacker got killed from the monster swarm. read more

That’s right people, because I have nothing better to do with my life, it’s MAPLE WONDERS 8 OUT SUPER EARLY VERSION!
Note: If you have an IQ of 10 and above, it is suggested you not read this article, because it may make you wonder why I was put in this universe.
Note 2: If you’d like to make your own “Maple Wonders” at least have the courtousey(or however you spell it) to tell me first, and give it a different name, would you mind?It took me days to get inspiration to write this.
Ahoy!
For those of you who don’t know me(all of you) my main acc. is a noobish level 32 sin named ShurikenLord and I play Bera
Continued from last time’s article of Maple Wonders
71.Why is the “Sanctuary” area called that, if so many things die in there?
72.Drakes are dinosaurs, reptiles, cold-blooded, so how do they live in the “Tunnel that Lost Light”
73.Why can’t you use a gladius so much it becomes old?
74.In “Mia’s sickness” quest, you need an “Arcon’s Blood” however, what is an Arcon?(Gonna stump all of you)
75.In the Omega sector, there are laser guns, why can’t we use them?
76.Who lives in all those Mushroom houses?
77.Are there ever Car+Monster accidents with Taxis?
78.Doesn’t BlackBull get hot from sitting in the sun all day?
79.Who put those spears on the sides of the map in the “Land of Wild Boar”
80.Doesn’t the Jr.Balrog ever turn into a crimson one?
Dedicated to:VanillaPocki,Roisin,WindiaChick,SellSword
And that conclude’s this issue’s Q&A(Minus the A) read more

Note: If you have an IQ of 10 and above, it is suggested you not read this article, because it may make you wonder why I was put in this universe.
Note 2: If you’d like to make your own “Maple Wonders” at least have the courtousey(or however you spell it) to tell me first, and give it a different name, would you mind?It took me days to get inspiration to write this.
Ahoy!
For those of you who don’t know me(all of you) my main acc. is a noobish level 32 sin named ShurikenLord and I play Bera
Continued from last time’s article of Maple Wonders
61.Do Lupins run out of bananas?
62.Why do Evil/Curse/Cold Eyes always smile?
63.Don’t Kargos get mad about Wizet stealing their kids and selling them?
64.Where are “Senior” Neckis?
65.How do Dark Stumps drop leaves?
66.How come warriors have such high “STR” but still have no biceps?
67.When an I/L mage uses Lightling in AquaRoad, why doesn’t the whole map get zapped?
68.Do those eggs in the Evil Eye Cave ever hatch?
69.Why doesn’t that Shark and Giant Octopus in Lith Harbor ever die?
70.What’s that hole betweent the “Mysterious Statue’s” legs?
I’d like to say…
YOU ALL ROCK!!
Gujju,Serena,VanillaPocki,Sellsword
Those are the ones I’d like to thank in this issue
By the way, I have school, and I’m really sick, so the issues might come a bit slower
That concludes this “Maple Wonders” Q&A(Minus the A)
-ShurikenLord of Bera
Toast of the day: Here’s the a happy soul, a fit life, and getting that scammer Mass Defamed 99999 times read more

Note: If you have an IQ of 10 and above, it is suggested you not read this article, because it may make you wonder why I was put in this universe.
Note 2: If you’d like to make your own “Maple Wonders” at least have the courtousey(or however you spell it) to tell me first, and give it a different name, would you mind?It took me days to get inspiration to write this.
Ahoy!
For those of you who don’t know me(all of you) my main acc. is a noobish level 32 sin named ShurikenLord and I play Bera
Continued from last time’s article of Maple Wonders
51.How did all those mushroom houses come to be?
52.Who wasted their life making an entire tower of legos?
53.Why can’t we ever take the spear from a dead Tauromaci/Taurospear?
54.How many Ailshars are there in the world?
55.How long do those wind up mice last?
56.Why does it cost mana just to throw one extra throwing star?
57.When a bandit uses a maxed Savage Blow on a snail, why does it have to wait till the blow’s over to die?
58.If Vicious, Gordon, JM from tha streets, etc. can make items, why the heck can’t we?
59.Why can’t ligators bite?
60.Why do you need a claw to throw a throwing star, can’t you use a glove?
Dedicated to all my worshipp-I mean supporters, with all their positive comments and witty responses, the few named in this issue shall be: VanillaPocki, Roisin,Trevtsang,Blastken,Darkness and Rew
You guys rock!
And that concludes this Maple Wonders’ Q&A (Minus the A)
-ShurikenLord of Bera
[Note] Please excuse any typos, this laptop’s keyboard [bleep] read more