They FORCED me to come out XP
Anyway, i am the guy name the shmulk, and i will put on a picture later as soon as i figure out how to freakin edit O.O
Anyway, I am the old balding fat dude who sits on the bench all day watching the other people beat up stuff and talks via radio XP. They is always someone like that in the comics ehh?
Anyway, “back in the day, i used to be “Cool”. I used to “protect”(more like screw up) the world with my super powers. How did i get them? My parents were gay scintests who injecting me with stuff, very nasty stuff i think you guys would prefer not to know of ;). They injected it into my blood stream everyday, until i became, THE SHUMLK. Now a lot of you may ask wha ti may be doing in the hammi squad. Well, superhammi felt like we needed and old fat dude who was somehow smart cause there is one in every cominc(you know, X-men:Xavier uhhhhhh………………………………….)”