Laws of Anime
1. War sucks.
2. You CAN have too many women.
3. Smart people wear glasses.
4. Music foreshadows plot.
5. The less you care about sex, the more opportunities you’ll get.
6. Inversely, the harder you try, the less you’ll get.
7. When you die, make a long speech, and don’t finish the last sentence.
8. Snow means love.
8a. Cherry Blossoms also mean love.
The. Exams. Are. OVER!
The chains havwe been loosed (actually, i doubt there were chains ><
, the demon hath been released. No game is ever safe again *devil glint*
Not.
In two weeks I gotta report for conscription ><, so im doing my level best to kill myself during this period. My mom’s not gonna go “Its an exam tmr, I need you to sleep early.”, shes gonna go “WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STILL UP AT EIGHT AM?”
French Victories: link
Click on the google link, made for hilarious reading.
Things You’ll Never Hear Yoda Say
What expect you from someone 900 years old? English perfect???
Size matters not…hey, what are you laughing at?
Lift THAT ship?! You must be out of your mind
I cannot teach him. IQ of 30 has he. Hangs upside down in ice caves.
Duct Tape…the Force it is like. Both a light side and a dark side it has. Binds the universe together it does!
Remember all that stuff Obi-Wan taught you? Forget it.
Yeah, well oneness with the universe doesn’t put food on the plate, junior.
No…there is another. Let’s hope as stupid, she is not.
Never underestimate the powers of the dark side. Or is that Regis Philbin?
I cannot teach him. Land an X-wing, he cannot even.
Never underestimate the power of the dark side… or duct tape.
Yeah yeah. Force this!
Anger, fear, merchandising…the Dark Side are they!
I didn’t want this job! I wanted Marlon Brando’s role in ‘Apocalypse Now!’
No Force? Take this, impudent nonbeliever! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So how did you like the funhouse in the cave, Luke?
Quite frankly, Mr. Skywalker, if Obi-Wan wasn’t dead, I’d have him expelled.
Oh, yes, well if you’re going could you take this robe to the cleaners for me? I’ve been wearing it for over 800 years on this stinkhole and it doesn’t… Oh, judge me on my smell, will you?
Well it may be spooky, but it saves cost on burial plots and it beats cremation.
Luke, don’t ask what the Force can do for you.. But what you can do for the Force.
Well its four more days to my next paper, so i finally went to patch my maple, which took AGES, i havent patched my maple since three months ago i think.
Found Silver online, and briefly shared my patching woes. I believe the exact quote was “I might as well have installed the new game client.”
Anyway i wanted out of Ludibrium, the psycho psychidelic legoland of doom. Gaaaawd my eyes. When I take over Maple, that town will be the first to –
FIrst fic i wrote in a long time, this came to me during my Chem exam o.O. Yep, my mind’s randomness strikes again. I was going like “since delta g equals delta h minus T delta s… waaait, what if I introduced new classes to Maple? ANd made a fanfic out of it?” SO if I fail my chem, Ill blame the randomness of my mind. Yeah, thats it ><
So im studying for the next paper in my A levels, and it occured to me randomly (i work that way) that ive yet to post in this place. Ah well, thermodynamics was making less sense to me by the minute, so here goes.
WHAT I WANT TO DO WHEN THIS SERIES OF LENGTHY AND HORRIBLE TORTURE ENDS
1. Get Mandos out of cryogenic lockdown, and hopefully to a hermit by the end of this year. MMOTales had much to do with the revival of my interest in Maple, especially the fanfics ^^.
2. Play 42 hours straight. Theres this sweet lanshop i know with a $21 for 21 hours deal, i wanna set a new record. Doesnt matter what i play, Dota, MS, Shattered Galaxy or even AUdition…. Expect to see me join the coolies soon XD
3. Pester Silver, Indescane and DaMunky89 to update their fanfics, read through all of them in a three-day sitting and im hungry, nay SLAVERING for more. Might have been two days if my mom hadnt caught me reading them on the wrong side of midnight. Or on the wrong side of dawn. Sleep is overrated.
4. Finish up on the ten games or so I havent, consisting of half finished GBA RPGs to PS2 Games ive yet to fully explore all the alternate storylines.